right on we go ...hang on brew no2 coming up anyone else?
mornin Lav ..how are you today ..more snow .wow you are hoarding it ...please dont feel obliged to send any this way ..leastaways till after March3!!any plans for today apart from getting yon big snow shovel out?sit down and enjoy a cuppa first
hiya tt ...how are you ? sounds like you are busy ..remember theres gotta be time for you too..
hiya yah..how are you today ..with your nice pretty snow s you are knitting frilly scarves to stop you stuffing your face?ok whatya do tie them around yer mouth??:H
too far away for a slap ..luckily for me!!
hiya ppqp ..how are you ?need a brew ? ..see sheer poetry ..is there no start to this mans talents??yes think if I had been chewing up the carpet ,I wouldnt exactly be feeling great either!!this lawyer biz still going on? ye gods thats some time now..hope she aint getting paid on a daily rate!!
hiya SL..good on you ..well done for not stopping at the the offy on the way home....you do get bleh days ..but they pass ..and besides you then dont have a bleh morning to get up to!as you can see by the packet the rabbits love digestive biscuits...they dont dunk them in their tea or put jam on them tho..just took that pic of the packet ..and ate another 3 of them..very more ish!
hiya little beagle ..hows you today?ok I hope ..thanks for the info..might end up trying all of these ..hopefully not
tt hob nobs...see pic
righty ho folks orf we toddle need to get on ..not a pot washed as they say....
c yawl..
oops!!
tt hob nobs....
any ideas ..my friend gave me them yesterday..quail eggs..bit too small for an omelette!!
no religious bias ...
A Muslim a Christian and a Jew are all asked what's the best thing they've read.
"That's an easy question to answer," said the Muslim, "The best thing I've read is the Qur'an. What about you?" He asks the Christian.
"That's easy for me too," replied the Christian, "The best thing I've ever read is The Bible. What about you?" He asked Jew.
"That's an easy one for me too," he replied, "The best thing I've ever read is, 'buy one get one free.'
My wife was over the moon with the massive Birthday cake I got for her today!
It's not her Birthday or anything, she just loves massive cakes.
Britain's judges have declared that whole-life sentences will mean whole life.
They've made divorce illegal?
My girl friend said she was leaving me because I played too much Call of Duty...luckily I left a claymore at the door.
I walked into a car showroom today and the salesman said, "What are you looking for?"
I said, "Because I can't afford to buy one".
I love being a fireman,
Everywhere I go I get a warm welcome.
My nan says that going to my grandad's funeral was the most painful experience of her entire life.
I shut her foot in the limousine door.
I went to the doctors this morning...
"What appears to be the problem?" she asked.
"Well," I replied, "Lets put it this way, I've changed my boxers three times already this morning."
"Ahhh, Diarrhea." she smiled.
"No! OCD." I replied.
My wife came back from a shopping excursion to Harrods and started preparing a meal with some of the food she had bought.
"This is some of the finest food money can buy," she said.
"It is at the moment," I replied.
I walked into my mate's house. "Got any grass, Dave? I'm dying for a smoke," I said.
"Err, my brother-in-law's here," he whispered. "He's a policeman."
"Okay," I said. "Does that mean none or lots?"
I couldn't believe it when I found out my neighbour had beaten his wife to death with a sand wedge.
It must have been a really fecking stale one.
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