hiya Lav....take it the party went well?......did you save me any cake ..just thought I would ask in case there was any left :H...Julies dad is going to see to the wabbits...back up is the next door neighbour
hiya yah..hows you? wow that phrase r n r takes me back a good few years!!!
hiya Pauly good on you ..thats the basics..good solid plan and plenty of oomph..remember..failing to prepare is preparing to fail....go for it girl!!!
hiya Sam ..not gone yet mate...just orf on me Sunday jaunt..in fact I will be out next Sunday too so I have been informed..whilst the final final final final final..you get the pic? packing is done :H
hiya ppqp...space in the case .com..lets do it!!:H..hey that curling is pretty strenuous to watch you know!!bit early for a brew..but Im on a coffee its 2.35 am!!
Hi SL ....hows you then?ok...yes you will beat this....a for moderating...well youve proved to yourself that it aint up for grabs..so go for the full hit..you can do it.
Got a book today in poundland...similar to your dollar stores I think ..where everything is...youve guessed it ?1! its the autobiography of George Bush..pretty interesting..well for me as outsider to the American political machine it is....but the first chapter is all about him quitting al and the struggles he had with it..just shows..al is classless .
roight moi dears thats me ..so have a good day tomorrow take care everyone..and yoohoo to the backroom gang!!
What do you call a frozen burrito?
BRRRRito
I opened the door for a lady today.
I normally don't bother with such outdated customs, but she was blonde and couldn't figure it out for herself.
With a heavy heart, I recalled the conversation my wife and I had once had. I reminded myself that it was her choice, and her will, and I had to respect that. I reluctantly placed my hands around the cord and pulled; the monitors by my wife's bed instantly switched off in a symbolic representation of the life that I had taken. I turned to my wife and whispered "I'm sorry".
"For f.ck's sake Dave, it's just a broken leg!" my wife yelled in disgust.
For our twentieth wedding anniversary I decided to do something extra special, it cost me almost every penny I had but my wife is now just like the day we first met
Single
My wife is so depressed about her weight that she has started to eat the salad off her kebabs.
The whole of the UK are empathising with the riots in the the Ukraine, can't wait to see their faces when they realise they are fighting to be in the EU so they can come here and claim benefits
As I pulled up the drive my wife said, "What's happened to the car? Did you hit a deer or something?"
"Yes," I replied. "An old dear, pulling her shopping trolley."
When my new girlfriend came over, I surprised her with a romantic meal.
She said, "Wow! How long did this take to prepare?"
I replied, "About an hour and a half."
"That is so sweet."
She wasn't happy though, when I told her that 1 hour of that was spent in a long queue at Tesco.
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