mae all and how are we today then? ok ?eggsellent..as you can see up early got an appt at the backman...no not batman!!first thing this morning...rabbit seems to be doing a lot better now so well chuffed about that...less than a week now till me jollies......already thinking about my next one :H
right brew time then on we go...
morning Lav ...hows you today?waiting for the heater men to turn up ...if they keep the same hours as here ..they will turn up at roughly .....manana o clock! so just sit n have a brew while you wait ....and wait ...and wait !
hi ppqp how are you? jeez this lawyer thingy is turning into a long running series isnt it? methinks by now my patience would have worn a little thin and we would have had "a full and frank discussion!"so well done you for keeping it cool...mind you in -26 aint too much alternative!!
hiya Pauly ..you ok...if I was you I would feign amnesia for 2 months...birthdays? what birthdays ..where am I ???bougainvillea sounds nice best of luck with it..I decided yesterday that I didnt like the laurel bush where I had put it ..so up it came ..now been replanted again..its been right round that garden!!hows your plans going?
hiya Sam..nice pic ..thanx lotsa leaf mould there for the garden!!!!!
hiya sf ..you ok? no the dont stop advertising to over 50s..just the game plan changes to life insurance ,releasing equity out of your house,will you leave leave enough money for your loved ones?only ...blah a month ,and when you sign up you get this beautifully crafted pen as a gift!!!!
sl....mornin to you..how are you feeling ..hopefully on the way up ..nah you dont need a bevvy..and you dealt with it well..so here you go ..just to cheer you up!
keep smiling!!!!
hiya tt how are you this fine day?ok I hope..any plans for today? or is it busy busy?
right peeps I bid you all a fond farewell in his best drama voice!!!take care and have a good one
Woman driver, Susie Wolff will drive in two Formula 1 grand prix practice sessions for the Williams team in 2014.
She should do OK, there's very little reversing.
Director Harold Ramis, best known for his work on hit comedy film Groundhog Day has died aged 69.
Director Harold Ramis, best known for his work on hit comedy film Groundhog Day has died aged 69.
Director Harold Ramis, best known for his work on hit comedy film Groundhog Day has died aged 69.
Couldn't help but laugh when I heard that Piers Morgan had been axed.
How gutted was I when I found out it was just his show.
There are reports that tens of thousands of Russian troops are massing along the Ukraine border.
Im sure they just want to go in and show off their Olympic medals
I confronted David Cameron when he was in Scotland recently.
"Why can't we keep the pound?" I asked him bluntly.
"Err, because I'd like my change please." he said.
I gave my son his first beer today.
The little git didn't even drink it, he just spilled it all over his cot.
It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs,
Because they always take things literally.
My wife started a blazing row earlier.
"Why don't you do any maintenance round the garden anymore?" she shouted. "Everything's falling to bits and all you do is sit on your arse and drink beer!"
"How dare you talk to me like that." I screamed. "You want to watch your lip!"
Anyway, things escalated from there and the end result is that I've been forced to lay a new patio.
Wayne Rooney has complained to the police after supporters threw coins at him in an apparently unprovoked incident.
He hasn't, however, complained to anyone about Manchester United chucking 300 grand a week at him for no apparent reason.
If there's something strange in your neighbourhood.
Who ya gonna call?
One of the other three.
The Ukrainians are celebrating in the streets after the ousting of a hate figure who's now being pursued by the law.
I didn't realise they knew who Piers Morgan was.
Barack and Michelle were at the White Sox spring training game, sitting in the first row with the Secret Service seated directly behind them. A Secret Service agent leans forward and says something to the President. Barack stares at the agent, looks at Michelle, looks back at the agent, and shakes his head.
He then says "Mr. President, it was a request from the team owner who is a big campaign contributor, and the fans will love it!" So, Barack shrugs and says "Well, if it will help my poll numbers."
Then he grabs Michelle by the collar and seat of her pants, and drops her right over the wall into the field. She kicks, screams and swears. The crowd goes wild - cheering, applauding, and high-fiving. Barack bows and smiles, and leans over to the agent and says "Man you were right!"
Noticing the agent had gone totally pale, Barack asked what was wrong. He replies "Sir, I said, they wanted you to throw the first PITCH!"
I live every day as if it were my last ;
Although my family have said they're fed up surrounding me tucked up in my bed.
I walked into the church and said to the priest, "You may want to light a few candles, father."
He asked, "Why? Who died, my son?"
"Nobody," I replied, handing him his electric bill. "I'm cutting your power off."
right brew time then on we go...
morning Lav ...hows you today?waiting for the heater men to turn up ...if they keep the same hours as here ..they will turn up at roughly .....manana o clock! so just sit n have a brew while you wait ....and wait ...and wait !
hi ppqp how are you? jeez this lawyer thingy is turning into a long running series isnt it? methinks by now my patience would have worn a little thin and we would have had "a full and frank discussion!"so well done you for keeping it cool...mind you in -26 aint too much alternative!!
hiya Pauly ..you ok...if I was you I would feign amnesia for 2 months...birthdays? what birthdays ..where am I ???bougainvillea sounds nice best of luck with it..I decided yesterday that I didnt like the laurel bush where I had put it ..so up it came ..now been replanted again..its been right round that garden!!hows your plans going?
hiya Sam..nice pic ..thanx lotsa leaf mould there for the garden!!!!!
hiya sf ..you ok? no the dont stop advertising to over 50s..just the game plan changes to life insurance ,releasing equity out of your house,will you leave leave enough money for your loved ones?only ...blah a month ,and when you sign up you get this beautifully crafted pen as a gift!!!!
sl....mornin to you..how are you feeling ..hopefully on the way up ..nah you dont need a bevvy..and you dealt with it well..so here you go ..just to cheer you up!
keep smiling!!!!
hiya tt how are you this fine day?ok I hope..any plans for today? or is it busy busy?
right peeps I bid you all a fond farewell in his best drama voice!!!take care and have a good one
Woman driver, Susie Wolff will drive in two Formula 1 grand prix practice sessions for the Williams team in 2014.
She should do OK, there's very little reversing.
Director Harold Ramis, best known for his work on hit comedy film Groundhog Day has died aged 69.
Director Harold Ramis, best known for his work on hit comedy film Groundhog Day has died aged 69.
Director Harold Ramis, best known for his work on hit comedy film Groundhog Day has died aged 69.
Couldn't help but laugh when I heard that Piers Morgan had been axed.
How gutted was I when I found out it was just his show.
There are reports that tens of thousands of Russian troops are massing along the Ukraine border.
Im sure they just want to go in and show off their Olympic medals
I confronted David Cameron when he was in Scotland recently.
"Why can't we keep the pound?" I asked him bluntly.
"Err, because I'd like my change please." he said.
I gave my son his first beer today.
The little git didn't even drink it, he just spilled it all over his cot.
It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs,
Because they always take things literally.
My wife started a blazing row earlier.
"Why don't you do any maintenance round the garden anymore?" she shouted. "Everything's falling to bits and all you do is sit on your arse and drink beer!"
"How dare you talk to me like that." I screamed. "You want to watch your lip!"
Anyway, things escalated from there and the end result is that I've been forced to lay a new patio.
Wayne Rooney has complained to the police after supporters threw coins at him in an apparently unprovoked incident.
He hasn't, however, complained to anyone about Manchester United chucking 300 grand a week at him for no apparent reason.
If there's something strange in your neighbourhood.
Who ya gonna call?
One of the other three.
The Ukrainians are celebrating in the streets after the ousting of a hate figure who's now being pursued by the law.
I didn't realise they knew who Piers Morgan was.
Barack and Michelle were at the White Sox spring training game, sitting in the first row with the Secret Service seated directly behind them. A Secret Service agent leans forward and says something to the President. Barack stares at the agent, looks at Michelle, looks back at the agent, and shakes his head.
He then says "Mr. President, it was a request from the team owner who is a big campaign contributor, and the fans will love it!" So, Barack shrugs and says "Well, if it will help my poll numbers."
Then he grabs Michelle by the collar and seat of her pants, and drops her right over the wall into the field. She kicks, screams and swears. The crowd goes wild - cheering, applauding, and high-fiving. Barack bows and smiles, and leans over to the agent and says "Man you were right!"
Noticing the agent had gone totally pale, Barack asked what was wrong. He replies "Sir, I said, they wanted you to throw the first PITCH!"
I live every day as if it were my last ;
Although my family have said they're fed up surrounding me tucked up in my bed.
I walked into the church and said to the priest, "You may want to light a few candles, father."
He asked, "Why? Who died, my son?"
"Nobody," I replied, handing him his electric bill. "I'm cutting your power off."
Willpower. That's all.
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