mae everyone ...how are yiz all today?as you are all aware its 5 years today since Lav gave up the auld drink...thats some serious amount of time..having her own issues and life to deal with as well as listening to us chunnering on and and on....Dare I say ,Lav has a somewhat direct approach,and if you are looking for gift wrapping on your answers ...forget it!! but she is a genuine kind and helpful lady with a no nonsense attitude that has helped loadsa people on here..me included....so all I can do and it gives me great pleasure to start this thread ,wish you all the best and congratulations on 5 years ...Im sure there are loads more to come...hope you have a great day.
5 years in and down the line,
No vodka, whisky beer or wine,,
Life in bits,the drink was winning,
But you kicked it all for a new beginning.
You’ve had your ups ,you’ve had your downs,,
Had your smiles and, had your frowns,
But through it all you’ve stayed so strong,
Helping others on the road along.
Some would say stubborn ,others say cool,
No bull sh.t words ..you're nobody's fool
Able to give a piece of your mind ,
But for genuine people..encouraging and kind
So congratulations , what more can we say,
On this your 5th anniversary.
An inspiration a beacon of hope,
To all of us trying to cope.
From all of us here in the af gang,
We hope for you that your lum reeks lang.
Good luck ,good health and be of good cheer,
Have a great day now make it last till next year.
Congratulations Lav ....heres a great big hooge brew for you
Hope everyone else is doing ok....for all of you that think you cant handle it .....think on this will be you ..all you need to do is .stick at it ...
My daughter wanted a Cinderella party.
So I invited a couple of her friends round, and made them clean the house.
News: Michelle Obama visits panda reserve in China.
Big deal. She sees something half-black, half-white, with big ears every day at home.
I wouldn't say boo to a goose.
I have Tourette's, so I'd tell it to fuck off.
Whatever, Batman. You may call it the Batcave,
but that doesn't change the fact you still live in your parents basement.
I said to my work colleague,"Look at this office CCTV footage of you at your desk yesterday,you're just sitting there doing f. all."
"Do you see those two vertical lines at the bottom?" He asked.
"Yes,why? I asked.
"Because it's on pause you daft git" He replied.
As a boy growing up in the 1960s, I enjoyed pop music and being cruel to insects.
I have particularly fond memories of the stones versus the beetles.
Just found my old collection of return tickets. They really took me back.
My wife was delighted with her new diet. "I'm losing about a pound of weight a day', she said.
'That's fantastic, you really must keep it going', I said as I calculated in approximately 280 days she'll completely disappear.
Pauly ...for you
I invented an automatic hair cutting machine and took it off to the patents office to get it registered.
After explaining how it worked, like a hair drying hood but with rotating knives, they seemed a little dubious.
"Have you taken the fact that everyone's head is a different shape into consideration", they asked.
In hindsight, "Only the first time they use it", probably wasn't the best answer.
I tried to go on Oreo's website earlier but my browser doesn't accept cookies.
5 years in and down the line,
No vodka, whisky beer or wine,,
Life in bits,the drink was winning,
But you kicked it all for a new beginning.
You’ve had your ups ,you’ve had your downs,,
Had your smiles and, had your frowns,
But through it all you’ve stayed so strong,
Helping others on the road along.
Some would say stubborn ,others say cool,
No bull sh.t words ..you're nobody's fool
Able to give a piece of your mind ,
But for genuine people..encouraging and kind
So congratulations , what more can we say,
On this your 5th anniversary.
An inspiration a beacon of hope,
To all of us trying to cope.
From all of us here in the af gang,
We hope for you that your lum reeks lang.
Good luck ,good health and be of good cheer,
Have a great day now make it last till next year.
Congratulations Lav ....heres a great big hooge brew for you
Hope everyone else is doing ok....for all of you that think you cant handle it .....think on this will be you ..all you need to do is .stick at it ...
My daughter wanted a Cinderella party.
So I invited a couple of her friends round, and made them clean the house.
News: Michelle Obama visits panda reserve in China.
Big deal. She sees something half-black, half-white, with big ears every day at home.
I wouldn't say boo to a goose.
I have Tourette's, so I'd tell it to fuck off.
Whatever, Batman. You may call it the Batcave,
but that doesn't change the fact you still live in your parents basement.
I said to my work colleague,"Look at this office CCTV footage of you at your desk yesterday,you're just sitting there doing f. all."
"Do you see those two vertical lines at the bottom?" He asked.
"Yes,why? I asked.
"Because it's on pause you daft git" He replied.
As a boy growing up in the 1960s, I enjoyed pop music and being cruel to insects.
I have particularly fond memories of the stones versus the beetles.
Just found my old collection of return tickets. They really took me back.
My wife was delighted with her new diet. "I'm losing about a pound of weight a day', she said.
'That's fantastic, you really must keep it going', I said as I calculated in approximately 280 days she'll completely disappear.
Pauly ...for you
I invented an automatic hair cutting machine and took it off to the patents office to get it registered.
After explaining how it worked, like a hair drying hood but with rotating knives, they seemed a little dubious.
"Have you taken the fact that everyone's head is a different shape into consideration", they asked.
In hindsight, "Only the first time they use it", probably wasn't the best answer.
I tried to go on Oreo's website earlier but my browser doesn't accept cookies.
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