Porridge and brew time ....any one for a brew?
hiya Pauly ..how are you today then ?feeling any better?is there nothing else you can get rather than that spray?hey you aint whining ...any subject that cheeses you off and might end up as a drinking solution for me to be discussed here is fair game
hiya Sam ...hows you today then? did you get the surveying done ok? hope so ...your post"Got watch out for those goats, they like to kid." Nope they werent kidding ..they were real!!" :H
Hiya SL...and how are you today then?like tt I saw your other post sage words ..well done you :goodjob:are you off this weekend? any plans? see you are your own boss now..nothing is dependant on how what or when you drink!whatever you do Im sure youll enjoy it
Hiya Lav ..hows you today then? have a good night?heres a brew to start the day ..any plans for today?or over the weekend?sure the kids will be involved some where along the line....
hiya ppqp ..how are you doing ...in the snow????whats that all about..here quick ..one hot cuppa for you ..glad things are getting back on an even keel..you planning anything for the easter weekend?
hiya tt ..well your world will be zooming around at 100mph at the mo.getting ready...so all I can say is have a great time stay safe and sober..you know where we are .....:l
right peeps ..orf we go so take care and have a good one.
I see in the news today that half of takeaway Lamb curries bought in the UK, were something other than lamb.
In Birmingham, they were selling beef instead.
And in Liverpool, they were flogging a dead horse.
sadly my granda died at his own 90th birthday party,everyone was really upset,we were only half way through giving him the bumps.
Everyone is always saying how romantic I am because even after being with my wife for 12 years, I still hold her hand when we are out in public.
Let them think whatever they want.
All I know is, if I'm holding it, she can't hit me with it.
There is a picture in today's paper of David Cameron sunbathing in Lanzarote next to three topless women.
It's really weird that if you look closely, you can actually count seven individual tits.
After my wife died, I couldn't even look at another woman for almost 10 years.
But now that I'm out of jail, I can honestly say it was worth it.
My midget neighbour is really mad at me because I just can't stop taking the p out of him.
Hi Ho him an apology, I think.
I told my wife to take some pie, you see that was my mistake I should have said leave some pie!
I am so grateful for the 'DO NOT EAT' warning message they leave on the side of a packet of silica.
Every time I open my new box of trainers, that little packet of dust found inside just looks so f.king scrummy!!
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