mae all...and how are we all doing today then?ok I hope....so the world over here is getting back to normal..just another day here after all the holiday long weekend....only 8 months and 3 days till Chrimbo just in case you were wondering!!:H
its absolutely chucking it down here today ,so wont be playing in the garden!!
tea and corfee on the go
morning bear...sorry about the loss of you cat,isnt it strange how so attahced we get to our pets?hope today is ok for you...now that is a hard call ..giving up smoking and drinking at the same time....
morning Pauly..not so good yesterday?how are you feeling today?maybe you should get checked out?whatever it is hope its offskied!
hiya Lav ..how are you today?is the place looking back to being ok now?did I read somewhere that your dil was over on a stop over?and grandaughter was staying?does she fall into the same category as the terrible twosome?you must need a brew now ..here you go
hiya Det .....take it you're a bit busy ??have a good one my friend
hiya SL ...firstly congratulations on your 60th ........DAY!!!!:H secondly keep it up....
thirdly...well there aint no thirdly ...well done you :goodjob:
hiya ppqp....and howz the world with you today?you working today?how di it all go yesterday?Jeez dont let Pauly hear you coming out with phrases like the old mop chopped!!its raining here ..but never fear (hey you like that..sheer poetry!) right brew no 2 ..you for 1?
right peeps..time to go...big shout to all lurking too...just jump in and say hi
take care and have a great day...
As I snuggled up to my boyfriend on the sofa, I whispered in his ear that I wanted to marry him.
He shot through the door quicker than Oscar Pistorius.
A woman said to her son "if a bad man offers you sweets, don't accept them".
So the boy replied "oh but it's okay for you to accept pieces of paper off them while leaving me in the middle of the street for 10 minutes?".
BBC London News: "Man Critical After Street Attack"
I'm not surprised, I wouldn't be lavishing some git with praise if he beat me up.
Some bloke accused me of trying to pick pocket him today.
"You're too slow for me," he laughed, "Now f.ck off before I call the police!"
I said, "With what?"
I was playing football for my local pub team today when suddenly my manager stood on the touchline and shouted, "Dave, what the hell do you think you're doing?"
"What does it look like?" I said.
"Playing football," he replied, "Get back to the f.cking shop!"
"Baa Baa Black Sheep, have you any wool?"
Of course I have, I'm a f.cking sheep.
My long-haired collie ran up to me today and went, "Bark bark bark. Bark bark, bark, WOOF!"
I said to her, "What's that girl. A forest fire?"
I always wear sunglasses on the beach so women won't know I'm staring at their boobs
I think the puddle of drool on my chest gives it away though.
"Make me feel worshipped" said my wife.
So I took her to India.
I've just told my missus that I am leaving her to pursue my lifelong ambition of becoming a plastic surgeon.
That should raise a few eyebrows.
I was in a art gallery today and I was shocked when I looked at a painting by Picasso which had a woman sat on a chair next to a table which had deformed legs.
I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.
I tried to socialize with a group of dolphins, but they were a bit clicky
My girlfriend has been leaving her bridal guide magazine laying around the house. It took me a little longer than I'd like to admit but I finally got what she was hinting at.
Amazon is shipping a super nice magazine rack in tomorrow, and I just know she'll be thrilled.
its absolutely chucking it down here today ,so wont be playing in the garden!!
tea and corfee on the go
morning bear...sorry about the loss of you cat,isnt it strange how so attahced we get to our pets?hope today is ok for you...now that is a hard call ..giving up smoking and drinking at the same time....
morning Pauly..not so good yesterday?how are you feeling today?maybe you should get checked out?whatever it is hope its offskied!
hiya Lav ..how are you today?is the place looking back to being ok now?did I read somewhere that your dil was over on a stop over?and grandaughter was staying?does she fall into the same category as the terrible twosome?you must need a brew now ..here you go
hiya Det .....take it you're a bit busy ??have a good one my friend
hiya SL ...firstly congratulations on your 60th ........DAY!!!!:H secondly keep it up....
thirdly...well there aint no thirdly ...well done you :goodjob:hiya ppqp....and howz the world with you today?you working today?how di it all go yesterday?Jeez dont let Pauly hear you coming out with phrases like the old mop chopped!!its raining here ..but never fear (hey you like that..sheer poetry!) right brew no 2 ..you for 1?
right peeps..time to go...big shout to all lurking too...just jump in and say hi
take care and have a great day...
As I snuggled up to my boyfriend on the sofa, I whispered in his ear that I wanted to marry him.
He shot through the door quicker than Oscar Pistorius.
A woman said to her son "if a bad man offers you sweets, don't accept them".
So the boy replied "oh but it's okay for you to accept pieces of paper off them while leaving me in the middle of the street for 10 minutes?".
BBC London News: "Man Critical After Street Attack"
I'm not surprised, I wouldn't be lavishing some git with praise if he beat me up.
Some bloke accused me of trying to pick pocket him today.
"You're too slow for me," he laughed, "Now f.ck off before I call the police!"
I said, "With what?"
I was playing football for my local pub team today when suddenly my manager stood on the touchline and shouted, "Dave, what the hell do you think you're doing?"
"What does it look like?" I said.
"Playing football," he replied, "Get back to the f.cking shop!"
"Baa Baa Black Sheep, have you any wool?"
Of course I have, I'm a f.cking sheep.
My long-haired collie ran up to me today and went, "Bark bark bark. Bark bark, bark, WOOF!"
I said to her, "What's that girl. A forest fire?"
I always wear sunglasses on the beach so women won't know I'm staring at their boobs
I think the puddle of drool on my chest gives it away though.
"Make me feel worshipped" said my wife.
So I took her to India.
I've just told my missus that I am leaving her to pursue my lifelong ambition of becoming a plastic surgeon.
That should raise a few eyebrows.
I was in a art gallery today and I was shocked when I looked at a painting by Picasso which had a woman sat on a chair next to a table which had deformed legs.
I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.
I tried to socialize with a group of dolphins, but they were a bit clicky
My girlfriend has been leaving her bridal guide magazine laying around the house. It took me a little longer than I'd like to admit but I finally got what she was hinting at.
Amazon is shipping a super nice magazine rack in tomorrow, and I just know she'll be thrilled.
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