mae all...and how are we this morning?been up since daft o clock ..couldnt sleep so just read for a wee while and how are we today?all ok I hope..glad to say beer traps worked..2 little slugs in them...despite that tho ..still one plant chewed!got spring onions to plant out today and the cabbages still to do.went swimming yesterday ...first time for ages ..was supposed to have gone the day before,did 50 lengths..pretty chuffed considering...then later on went for a run...it was ony about 1.5 miles but its aaaalll uphill and boy did I feel it!!went up to my mates farm ..helped him feeding the lambs n goats,then wet to the garden centre ..bought a couple of plants..so thats it in a nutshell!
ok so on we go..tea coffee and banana and cinnamon tea on the go
good morning Lav ..and how are you today? oops no gardening today for you then ..did you manage to catch up onall your work that was outstanding?do you want a coffee or try this banana and cinnamon tea it really is refreshing..bought a hibiscus plant yesterday ..it is lovely..also an impatiens New Guinea..put the hibiscus in the bathroom over the bath in a basket ..hopefully will get enough light.
morning ppqp ..same as do you want to try the b and c t??there you go all coded !!wow you are getting a bit of hammer with the weather arent you?Is it just your area or all over the province?
morning Sam how are you doing?if they were male toilets they shouldnt be smelling of urine or needed changing ..that would be the floor :H nice pic...pretty good wood pallet there to the left ..fence panels???
hiya Pauly ..wow seems to be hitting you again was gonna say how are you ..but that speaks for itself!!!get yourself better!!have you got hurricane louie turning up today?
hiya bkyogagurl..how are you today then?has the pain eased off at all?..better make my jokes even more unfunny ..dont want you splitting your sides!!
hiya Det ..gla you are doing fine mate..well done on the no drinking..you know you really do so well ..then for some mad reason every now and then do a crash and burn scenario if you could box that off you would be well on the ball..never mind the health issues...just think of the brownie points that it would earn you from dk!!!Can honestly say that the beer never bothered me one iota...Im well chuffed about that!
hiya SL..hows you today?well done on skipping the bars!
right peeps Im off so see you all later..big shout to all those that are missing..have a good one and take care.
Paul Simon and his wife Edie Brickell suffered minor injuries in a domestic this week.
The argument started while they were in bed.
He called her Betty, and she called him Al.
My wife was sat stony faced when I came home from work.
"What's wrong?" I asked her.
"I found some pictures on David's hard drive that you need to see."
She took me up to our son's room and I looked in horror at the appalling images she showed me.
"The little gits a Liverpool fan!"
Whenever I'm tired,I always pull over and take a half hour nap,just to be on the safe side.
I think it's also fair to say,I'm not the most popular bus driver in town.
Say what you like about max clifford, he will be missed from public life as he touched so many people
I was in a band called Dense Constipation.
We played some heavy shit.
Crack cocaine has been found by the police, inside Kinder Egg capsules, on Manchester streets.
Children on the estate are said to be hugely disappointed, as there was no instructions to help assemble the toy pipe.
There's a new hidden camera show in Egypt where they play pranks on the public using food. Just Falafs
>Someone told me my shirt was gay. I dunno, she could be right I guess,
it did come out of the closet this morning.
A husband and wife had four boys. The odd part of it was that the older three had red hair, light skin, and were tall, while the youngest son had black hair, dark eyes, and was short.
The father eventually took ill and was lying on his deathbed when he turned to his wife and said, "Honey, before I die, be totally honest with me - is our youngest son my child?"
The wife replied, "I swear on everything that's holy that he is your son."
With that the husband passed away. The wife then muttered, "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three."
I've been trying to work out at the gym.
Trying to work out what the f.ck I'm doing there.
Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.
As he sat facing her old pump organ, the young minister noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water. In the water floated, of all things, a condom! When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist. "Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?" pointing to the bowl. "Oh, yes" she replied, "isn't it wonderful?
I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter!" The pastor fainted.
ok so on we go..tea coffee and banana and cinnamon tea on the go
good morning Lav ..and how are you today? oops no gardening today for you then ..did you manage to catch up onall your work that was outstanding?do you want a coffee or try this banana and cinnamon tea it really is refreshing..bought a hibiscus plant yesterday ..it is lovely..also an impatiens New Guinea..put the hibiscus in the bathroom over the bath in a basket ..hopefully will get enough light.
morning ppqp ..same as do you want to try the b and c t??there you go all coded !!wow you are getting a bit of hammer with the weather arent you?Is it just your area or all over the province?
morning Sam how are you doing?if they were male toilets they shouldnt be smelling of urine or needed changing ..that would be the floor :H nice pic...pretty good wood pallet there to the left ..fence panels???
hiya Pauly ..wow seems to be hitting you again was gonna say how are you ..but that speaks for itself!!!get yourself better!!have you got hurricane louie turning up today?
hiya bkyogagurl..how are you today then?has the pain eased off at all?..better make my jokes even more unfunny ..dont want you splitting your sides!!
hiya Det ..gla you are doing fine mate..well done on the no drinking..you know you really do so well ..then for some mad reason every now and then do a crash and burn scenario if you could box that off you would be well on the ball..never mind the health issues...just think of the brownie points that it would earn you from dk!!!Can honestly say that the beer never bothered me one iota...Im well chuffed about that!
hiya SL..hows you today?well done on skipping the bars!
right peeps Im off so see you all later..big shout to all those that are missing..have a good one and take care.
Paul Simon and his wife Edie Brickell suffered minor injuries in a domestic this week.
The argument started while they were in bed.
He called her Betty, and she called him Al.
My wife was sat stony faced when I came home from work.
"What's wrong?" I asked her.
"I found some pictures on David's hard drive that you need to see."
She took me up to our son's room and I looked in horror at the appalling images she showed me.
"The little gits a Liverpool fan!"
Whenever I'm tired,I always pull over and take a half hour nap,just to be on the safe side.
I think it's also fair to say,I'm not the most popular bus driver in town.
Say what you like about max clifford, he will be missed from public life as he touched so many people
I was in a band called Dense Constipation.
We played some heavy shit.
Crack cocaine has been found by the police, inside Kinder Egg capsules, on Manchester streets.
Children on the estate are said to be hugely disappointed, as there was no instructions to help assemble the toy pipe.
There's a new hidden camera show in Egypt where they play pranks on the public using food. Just Falafs
>Someone told me my shirt was gay. I dunno, she could be right I guess,
it did come out of the closet this morning.
A husband and wife had four boys. The odd part of it was that the older three had red hair, light skin, and were tall, while the youngest son had black hair, dark eyes, and was short.
The father eventually took ill and was lying on his deathbed when he turned to his wife and said, "Honey, before I die, be totally honest with me - is our youngest son my child?"
The wife replied, "I swear on everything that's holy that he is your son."
With that the husband passed away. The wife then muttered, "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three."
I've been trying to work out at the gym.
Trying to work out what the f.ck I'm doing there.
Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.
As he sat facing her old pump organ, the young minister noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water. In the water floated, of all things, a condom! When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist. "Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?" pointing to the bowl. "Oh, yes" she replied, "isn't it wonderful?
I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter!" The pastor fainted.
Mick,just thought i'd let you know my bougainvillea is thriving! i'm happy about that,my other plants meh not so good,Det,it hasn't gotten Vegas hot yet but this weekend is supposed to get to almost 100,luckily i love it,Sam,ive seen lots of dead toilets as hubs used to to plumbing and i'd sometimes go to jobs with him just for something to do,bet youre happy with the new ones,hello to everybody,let's have a good Wednezday
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