mae all ..here we are poets day..and hows everyone looking up to the weekend ..holiday over here on Monday..dont know about anywhere else..anyone any mad plans for the weekend ?skydiving ..swimming the channel ...let us know if you are.
ok ..off we go ..tea and coffee available..including b n c t ..which didnt seem to go down a treat!!
hiya Lav ..and how are you today? methinks you deserve a hooge cuppa joe!!thats some rain that came down...did the horses all have wellies on???any plans for the weekend ..or still more rain on the way?
hiya Det..how are you today jeez that garlics strong ..smell it from here..15 different types of garlic wow ...any plans for the weekend mate?
morning SF...how are you in that cold freezin place??ok lets take a wild guess for your weekend...does it involve a mattress and covers??thats some guy that lawyer..talk about taking the bull by the horns!!
good morning byg..how are you today?ok?well thats step 1 out of the road..the answer being yes..next one is get your plan together for how you are going to do it..there are loads of ideas..and also thats a pretty good idea buddying up with someone to get you through the initial times..not being nosey...well I am ..thats how nosey people always start!!..noticed a join date of 2010...can you see the lace curtains twitching???anyway welcome to the madhoose!!
hiya tt..ou aint doing too much for my travelling mind with your weather reports!!wheres the sunshine ,sandy beaches,garlands of flowers and grass skirts?or has that all been replaced by sunbeds,and McDonalds ?glad your getting on ok.
mornin Sam and hows your day been? any chance of getting into the garden yet?..as for the 50s plumbing ..get that lead out ..and down to the scrap yard!!Im planting up parsnips this morning if the weather holds off for me..
hiya Pauly......you only fail when you quit!!!keep a it girl ..the message will sink in eventually!!when you do drink after being a few days weeks without..sit down and think ..now why did I do that? what could I have done instead and maybe learn from it for the next time you feel like you need a drink.you got any plans for the weekend?
hiya SL..how are you doing? pretty good by the sound of it....those voices ..well its just another plan to get you to drink..pmd you ..you may be cured ,as any of us that have quit are..but you are only cured as long as you dont drink...and the thing I like to remember when Im getting a bit giddy with myself ..Im only one drink away from being a complete arse..!so May will be your triple figure month?? excellent youve worked hard to get here..the futures bright if you treat it right...have a great weekend ..any plans?
hiya ppqp ..hows you ? must be busy ..tommy two hats is it?:H
Right folks have a great weekend take it easy ,be safe n sober
I play for a Sunday league football team and my teammates have given me the nickname 'the Cat'.
crap in the box.
Jeremy Clarkson has furiously denied using the N-word in an unseen clip from Top Gear.
"There's no way on God's Earth I would ever have mentioned, let alone driven, a f.cking Nissan!" he stormed.
I couldn't believe it when I went to a 'Rail Operators' meeting today.
When I got there some git had taken my seat, there were no refreshments, and the meeting was running an hour late.
I sat down to dinner and noticed that my fork was dirty. I said to my wife, "This fork is disgusting, it's got old food stuck on it." Well, she went crazy, "How often do you do the washing up then?" she shouted. I replied, "Never." So she said, "Exactly, I always do it!" I looked at her a bit puzzled and said, "Well surely you should be good enough by now not to leave the cutlery dirty"
br />I was taking up all the space on the bed and my wife asked me to move.
So now I live around the corner.
I can't believe my teenage son spends all his time indoors trolling people on the internet.
In my day we went outside and mugged someone.
I may not be the most prosperous, compassionate or conscientious person in the world.
But at least I know long words.
Missing Wife
Husband: I lost my wife. She went shopping & still hasn't arrived home yet.
Inspector: What is her height?
Husband: I never noticed.
Inspector: Slim or healthy?
Husband: Not slim, can be healthy.
Inspector: Colour of eyes?
Husband: Never noticed.
Inspector: Colour of hair ?
Husband: Changes according to the season.
Inspector: What was she wearing?
Husband: Pants and shirt, maybe a dress or something ..... I don't remember exactly.
Inspector: Did she go in a car???
Husband: Yes!!!
Inspector: Can you tell me the number, name & colour of the car ?
Husband: NLH-638 Black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode....and it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door. At this point the husband started crying...
Inspector: Don't worry sir, we will find your car..........
Pick a number between 1 and 9.
Multiply by 3.
Add 3 to that number.
Multiply by 3 again.
Add the 2 digits together.
Now discover your favourite film! below
3. Oliver Twist.
4. Star Wars.
5. Forrest Gump.
6. Saving Private Ryan.
7. Jaws.
8. Grease.
9. The Joy of Sex with Male Sheep & dodgy Lady Boys.
10. Mary Poppins.
NOW WE KNOW :H:H:H:H:H
ok ..off we go ..tea and coffee available..including b n c t ..which didnt seem to go down a treat!!
hiya Lav ..and how are you today? methinks you deserve a hooge cuppa joe!!thats some rain that came down...did the horses all have wellies on???any plans for the weekend ..or still more rain on the way?
hiya Det..how are you today jeez that garlics strong ..smell it from here..15 different types of garlic wow ...any plans for the weekend mate?
morning SF...how are you in that cold freezin place??ok lets take a wild guess for your weekend...does it involve a mattress and covers??thats some guy that lawyer..talk about taking the bull by the horns!!
good morning byg..how are you today?ok?well thats step 1 out of the road..the answer being yes..next one is get your plan together for how you are going to do it..there are loads of ideas..and also thats a pretty good idea buddying up with someone to get you through the initial times..not being nosey...well I am ..thats how nosey people always start!!..noticed a join date of 2010...can you see the lace curtains twitching???anyway welcome to the madhoose!!
hiya tt..ou aint doing too much for my travelling mind with your weather reports!!wheres the sunshine ,sandy beaches,garlands of flowers and grass skirts?or has that all been replaced by sunbeds,and McDonalds ?glad your getting on ok.
mornin Sam and hows your day been? any chance of getting into the garden yet?..as for the 50s plumbing ..get that lead out ..and down to the scrap yard!!Im planting up parsnips this morning if the weather holds off for me..
hiya Pauly......you only fail when you quit!!!keep a it girl ..the message will sink in eventually!!when you do drink after being a few days weeks without..sit down and think ..now why did I do that? what could I have done instead and maybe learn from it for the next time you feel like you need a drink.you got any plans for the weekend?
hiya SL..how are you doing? pretty good by the sound of it....those voices ..well its just another plan to get you to drink..pmd you ..you may be cured ,as any of us that have quit are..but you are only cured as long as you dont drink...and the thing I like to remember when Im getting a bit giddy with myself ..Im only one drink away from being a complete arse..!so May will be your triple figure month?? excellent youve worked hard to get here..the futures bright if you treat it right...have a great weekend ..any plans?
hiya ppqp ..hows you ? must be busy ..tommy two hats is it?:H
Right folks have a great weekend take it easy ,be safe n sober
I play for a Sunday league football team and my teammates have given me the nickname 'the Cat'.
crap in the box.
Jeremy Clarkson has furiously denied using the N-word in an unseen clip from Top Gear.
"There's no way on God's Earth I would ever have mentioned, let alone driven, a f.cking Nissan!" he stormed.
I couldn't believe it when I went to a 'Rail Operators' meeting today.
When I got there some git had taken my seat, there were no refreshments, and the meeting was running an hour late.
I sat down to dinner and noticed that my fork was dirty. I said to my wife, "This fork is disgusting, it's got old food stuck on it." Well, she went crazy, "How often do you do the washing up then?" she shouted. I replied, "Never." So she said, "Exactly, I always do it!" I looked at her a bit puzzled and said, "Well surely you should be good enough by now not to leave the cutlery dirty"
br />I was taking up all the space on the bed and my wife asked me to move.
So now I live around the corner.
I can't believe my teenage son spends all his time indoors trolling people on the internet.
In my day we went outside and mugged someone.
I may not be the most prosperous, compassionate or conscientious person in the world.
But at least I know long words.
Missing Wife
Husband: I lost my wife. She went shopping & still hasn't arrived home yet.
Inspector: What is her height?
Husband: I never noticed.
Inspector: Slim or healthy?
Husband: Not slim, can be healthy.
Inspector: Colour of eyes?
Husband: Never noticed.
Inspector: Colour of hair ?
Husband: Changes according to the season.
Inspector: What was she wearing?
Husband: Pants and shirt, maybe a dress or something ..... I don't remember exactly.
Inspector: Did she go in a car???
Husband: Yes!!!
Inspector: Can you tell me the number, name & colour of the car ?
Husband: NLH-638 Black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode....and it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door. At this point the husband started crying...
Inspector: Don't worry sir, we will find your car..........
Pick a number between 1 and 9.
Multiply by 3.
Add 3 to that number.
Multiply by 3 again.
Add the 2 digits together.
Now discover your favourite film! below
3. Oliver Twist.
4. Star Wars.
5. Forrest Gump.
6. Saving Private Ryan.
7. Jaws.
8. Grease.
9. The Joy of Sex with Male Sheep & dodgy Lady Boys.
10. Mary Poppins.
NOW WE KNOW :H:H:H:H:H
.....got to see Dr today - shingles!!!!!:upset:
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