mae all ...quick jump in ..was going out then not ..now I am ..so how are yizall?ok I hope..coffee on the go..
hiya pauly ..hows you today ?ok ? so have have you got Louie the lamb today :H have a good one
hiya Det..hows you today? sword fighting go ok?ah tis a flesh wound ..come back and fight you coward!!:H and todays lesson is on meds?you aint trying to break into the uk market perchance ..astra zeneca springs to mind!!
HI sl...Apologies ..pm s tidied up !!well done to your daughters for getting the ribbons...and yep more ice cream pour moi aussi!!!battenbuerg ice cream ..luvverly....get yourself into smiley mode....cmon..or nae ice cream!!
hiya sam was going to write a really long post here but there isnt mush room..ok I thought it was funny!!did you get any/many yesterday?
hiya bkyogagurl..how are you ..what are you up to in the desert then?how you doing with the no booze cruise.
hi Lav...well what time did the dog wake up today then?:H brew for you ?how did your bimble round the gardens go?Is your place a child free zone today?gardening perhaps?
hiya ppqp ..hows your weekend doing ?take it you are at your dads.
hiya tt ..how are you ..off on another leg of your travels today?hope all is well for you.
right folks ..gotta go..few jokes first tho..
I got a text message from my wife earlier that read, "I'm lying in bed waiting for you."
I text back. "I'd love sex, babe, but I'm stuck in work."
She replied, "You forgot I'm having surgery today didn't you?"
I always bring a condom with me on a night out.
Unfortunately it's always the same one.
At the end of Crimewatch, Nick Ross says, "Do sleep well and try not to have nightmares."
How does he expect me to sleep well when he has just shown the entire nation a video of me ripping off a Post Office in Worksop?
I shaved my head today.
So he expelled me.
Sam..for you ..this joke "bowled"me over!!
A man has been killed at a football match at the Arruda Stadium in Brazil between Recife and Santa Cruz, when a man ripped a toilet bowl out and threw it into the crowd where there were fights between rival supporters going on.
You could say the shit has hit the fan.
Girls are always rejecting me.
So I just ate the sweets myself and drove my van home.
An environmental health inspector goes into a Chinese takeaway. He says to the bloke on the counter, 'Do you have any flies?'
He replies, 'Of course! One portion chip! You wan' cully sauce on them?'
A woman is in hospital after being hit by a taxi and thrown 100 yards down the road, in what police are describing as a hit-and-run incident.
I'm surprised the taxi driver didn't stop and charge her for the distance travelled.
hiya pauly ..hows you today ?ok ? so have have you got Louie the lamb today :H have a good one
hiya Det..hows you today? sword fighting go ok?ah tis a flesh wound ..come back and fight you coward!!:H and todays lesson is on meds?you aint trying to break into the uk market perchance ..astra zeneca springs to mind!!
HI sl...Apologies ..pm s tidied up !!well done to your daughters for getting the ribbons...and yep more ice cream pour moi aussi!!!battenbuerg ice cream ..luvverly....get yourself into smiley mode....cmon..or nae ice cream!!
hiya sam was going to write a really long post here but there isnt mush room..ok I thought it was funny!!did you get any/many yesterday?
hiya bkyogagurl..how are you ..what are you up to in the desert then?how you doing with the no booze cruise.
hi Lav...well what time did the dog wake up today then?:H brew for you ?how did your bimble round the gardens go?Is your place a child free zone today?gardening perhaps?
hiya ppqp ..hows your weekend doing ?take it you are at your dads.
hiya tt ..how are you ..off on another leg of your travels today?hope all is well for you.
right folks ..gotta go..few jokes first tho..
I got a text message from my wife earlier that read, "I'm lying in bed waiting for you."
I text back. "I'd love sex, babe, but I'm stuck in work."
She replied, "You forgot I'm having surgery today didn't you?"
I always bring a condom with me on a night out.
Unfortunately it's always the same one.
At the end of Crimewatch, Nick Ross says, "Do sleep well and try not to have nightmares."
How does he expect me to sleep well when he has just shown the entire nation a video of me ripping off a Post Office in Worksop?
I shaved my head today.
So he expelled me.
Sam..for you ..this joke "bowled"me over!!
A man has been killed at a football match at the Arruda Stadium in Brazil between Recife and Santa Cruz, when a man ripped a toilet bowl out and threw it into the crowd where there were fights between rival supporters going on.
You could say the shit has hit the fan.
Girls are always rejecting me.
So I just ate the sweets myself and drove my van home.
An environmental health inspector goes into a Chinese takeaway. He says to the bloke on the counter, 'Do you have any flies?'
He replies, 'Of course! One portion chip! You wan' cully sauce on them?'
A woman is in hospital after being hit by a taxi and thrown 100 yards down the road, in what police are describing as a hit-and-run incident.
I'm surprised the taxi driver didn't stop and charge her for the distance travelled.
hubs and i sat out back talking about drinking,he asked if it bothers me if he drinks on the weekend,i honestly told him no,my problem isnt his problem,he says he feels guilty cuz he sees me working on staying sober,i told him dont feel guilty,id rather him drink in the open than hide it from me,well hope everyones Sunday goes good,im off for a POT of coffee,then a pepsi haha,love you all
Loved the cake, but ice cream???
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