mae all ..fabulous friday is here..so whats on the cards today then?its pouring down with rain ..those calves born this week are going to be well impressed to be born round here!!rabbits are stomping away in their hutch outside..but methinks they wont be coming out this morning..ot some more seeds to pot up so might do a bit of that.
ok tea and coffee on the go so here we go eyes down look in:H
Hi Lav...and how are you today? ok did you go and get your blood press and all that checked?was it all ok....even as the keeper of the terrors?Ive got to go and get my annual stroke check up,so need to get that sorted..you haven by any chance sent a load of rain this way have you?its not stopped..cuppa joe ?there you go..any plans for the weekend?itch and rash has gone ..I am now normal????????????????????????????
cuppa joe
The possible source is as a shortened form of 'a cup of jamoke' - which was a common reference to coffee, its being a compound of Java and Mocha. There are examples of the jamoke usage throughout popular culture including in the Preston Sturges movie Hail The Conquering Hero (1944).
An alternative, plausible theory is that since "joe" is a term for a "fellow, guy, or chap," a cup of joe is referring to the common man's drink. The use of joe in the earlier reference can be traced back to 1846.
One popular but erroneous attribution is to Josephus Daniels (1862-1948) who, as Secretary of the U.S. Navy under President Woodrow Wilson in 1913, was said to have abolished the officers' wine mess. And thus coffee became the strongest drink aboard navy ships known as "a cup of Joe".
there you go Sam..how to amaze your friends and influence people!!!how you doing?ok..piriton is a wee yellow tablet ..it contains chlorathingy!!what are you up to today..
morning SL..glad you are feeling better today...hey you could start an online surgery here!! words like motrin and chlorpheniramine. you are well in!!any plans for the weekend? horse riding? mums taxi.com?have a good one!
tt..alo to you but no al in aloha hows that for a start?did you go and see your dad?a grand post you put but surprisingly enough ..I have never suffered directly with pmt pains ...consequentially I have!!!!One of the things that I did find when I worked in a female nick,was eventually as time went on ..for some reason they all had their periods round the same time..and howled at the moon together..A grand week to take leave on believe me!!!so where is your next stop?
hiya Pauly....all that and hurricane Louie too!!sounds like you get it bad .ermm tbh I think your looking back at last April /May ..is a non starter!!think you just need to say sod it ..Im doing it..but guess you know that yourself..just think the booze monry can go towards a wee holiday
Hiya Det..no probs with the funnies...glad you are ok ..never been a beach bum ..been called a bum before but never a beach...:H ok ok I thought my leetle mexican joke was funny!!any plans for the weekend?
Hiya SF...how are you today? ok? ..when do you move?thats some haven you have got for your lunch there!!thats a good swop..pool for alc...oh and the fab guys thrown in too!!!:H
hiya ppqp ..how are you ? a travelling coffee for you today?so you are off down to see your dad?have a great time
right brethren..cest moi ..fini ..ende have a great weekend ...dont forget ...today is poets day ...off as early as possible!!!! c ya
Looked out of my window and just saw this 'thing' hurtling down the road.
Few seconds later, another 'thing' right behind it.
I thought, its just one thing after another...
I asked the librarian if he had the new book about erectile dysfunction.
He tapped his keyboard, and peered at the screen. "It's not coming up", he frowned.
I said "That's the one."
BBC News - Women set to be allowed to serve combat roles on the front line .
I think you will find it's spelt " Rolls ".
A man phones the council to make an enquiry, "How much are your manhole covers?"
"Er, I'm not sure we sell to the public, sir," said the receptionist. "I can go and check with someone. May I ask what its for?"
"It's for my wife."
"Er ... as a present?"
"No ... for her gob."
I woke up this morning and decided to jump in the shower.
After half an hour, I thought, "I'd better turn it on, all this jumping has made me sweaty."
I received a letter asking me if I had a TV license.
I sent one back offering them the rights to broadcast to my sitting room
See the French are getting rid of their flag for a design that's a bit more recognisable....a white cross on a white background.
John Travolta: "I want to go to Grooce for my holidays"
Travel Agent: "Greece is the word"
I see a woman was detained for having sex on a Virgin Air flight from London to Las Vegas, but the man was not detained.
As usual, the guy gets off but not the girl.
My dad believed that if you lived by the sword you died by the sword.
As verified the night his sword swallowing act went pear shaped
I hate having dinner with my wife's friends.
I can never remember which ones she secretly hates.
I always see two girls at the same time.I'm not unfaithful.
Just cross eyed.
Just heard about a new car insurance called, "drivelikeagirl.com"
They say they monitor your driving and if you drive like a girl, you get cheaper insurance.
I put it to the test, so I've started talking on my phone and texting while driving, putting makeup on while doing 80 on a motorway, cutting across roundabouts and even disabling the indicator switch so I'm unable to use it.
I also merge lanes without looking, park on the line in car parks so I take up 2 places, and use other cars' bumpers as positioning devices when parallel parking.
Just logged onto their site and I've saved ?148!
So Katie Price is divorcing her latest husband, Kieran the plasterer.
They met as he used to work for her
Putting on her make up.
ok tea and coffee on the go so here we go eyes down look in:H
Hi Lav...and how are you today? ok did you go and get your blood press and all that checked?was it all ok....even as the keeper of the terrors?Ive got to go and get my annual stroke check up,so need to get that sorted..you haven by any chance sent a load of rain this way have you?its not stopped..cuppa joe ?there you go..any plans for the weekend?itch and rash has gone ..I am now normal????????????????????????????
cuppa joe
The possible source is as a shortened form of 'a cup of jamoke' - which was a common reference to coffee, its being a compound of Java and Mocha. There are examples of the jamoke usage throughout popular culture including in the Preston Sturges movie Hail The Conquering Hero (1944).
An alternative, plausible theory is that since "joe" is a term for a "fellow, guy, or chap," a cup of joe is referring to the common man's drink. The use of joe in the earlier reference can be traced back to 1846.
One popular but erroneous attribution is to Josephus Daniels (1862-1948) who, as Secretary of the U.S. Navy under President Woodrow Wilson in 1913, was said to have abolished the officers' wine mess. And thus coffee became the strongest drink aboard navy ships known as "a cup of Joe".
there you go Sam..how to amaze your friends and influence people!!!how you doing?ok..piriton is a wee yellow tablet ..it contains chlorathingy!!what are you up to today..
morning SL..glad you are feeling better today...hey you could start an online surgery here!! words like motrin and chlorpheniramine. you are well in!!any plans for the weekend? horse riding? mums taxi.com?have a good one!
tt..alo to you but no al in aloha hows that for a start?did you go and see your dad?a grand post you put but surprisingly enough ..I have never suffered directly with pmt pains ...consequentially I have!!!!One of the things that I did find when I worked in a female nick,was eventually as time went on ..for some reason they all had their periods round the same time..and howled at the moon together..A grand week to take leave on believe me!!!so where is your next stop?
hiya Pauly....all that and hurricane Louie too!!sounds like you get it bad .ermm tbh I think your looking back at last April /May ..is a non starter!!think you just need to say sod it ..Im doing it..but guess you know that yourself..just think the booze monry can go towards a wee holiday
Hiya Det..no probs with the funnies...glad you are ok ..never been a beach bum ..been called a bum before but never a beach...:H ok ok I thought my leetle mexican joke was funny!!any plans for the weekend?
Hiya SF...how are you today? ok? ..when do you move?thats some haven you have got for your lunch there!!thats a good swop..pool for alc...oh and the fab guys thrown in too!!!:H
hiya ppqp ..how are you ? a travelling coffee for you today?so you are off down to see your dad?have a great time
right brethren..cest moi ..fini ..ende have a great weekend ...dont forget ...today is poets day ...off as early as possible!!!! c ya
Looked out of my window and just saw this 'thing' hurtling down the road.
Few seconds later, another 'thing' right behind it.
I thought, its just one thing after another...
I asked the librarian if he had the new book about erectile dysfunction.
He tapped his keyboard, and peered at the screen. "It's not coming up", he frowned.
I said "That's the one."
BBC News - Women set to be allowed to serve combat roles on the front line .
I think you will find it's spelt " Rolls ".
A man phones the council to make an enquiry, "How much are your manhole covers?"
"Er, I'm not sure we sell to the public, sir," said the receptionist. "I can go and check with someone. May I ask what its for?"
"It's for my wife."
"Er ... as a present?"
"No ... for her gob."
I woke up this morning and decided to jump in the shower.
After half an hour, I thought, "I'd better turn it on, all this jumping has made me sweaty."
I received a letter asking me if I had a TV license.
I sent one back offering them the rights to broadcast to my sitting room
See the French are getting rid of their flag for a design that's a bit more recognisable....a white cross on a white background.
John Travolta: "I want to go to Grooce for my holidays"
Travel Agent: "Greece is the word"
I see a woman was detained for having sex on a Virgin Air flight from London to Las Vegas, but the man was not detained.
As usual, the guy gets off but not the girl.
My dad believed that if you lived by the sword you died by the sword.
As verified the night his sword swallowing act went pear shaped
I hate having dinner with my wife's friends.
I can never remember which ones she secretly hates.
I always see two girls at the same time.I'm not unfaithful.
Just cross eyed.
Just heard about a new car insurance called, "drivelikeagirl.com"
They say they monitor your driving and if you drive like a girl, you get cheaper insurance.
I put it to the test, so I've started talking on my phone and texting while driving, putting makeup on while doing 80 on a motorway, cutting across roundabouts and even disabling the indicator switch so I'm unable to use it.
I also merge lanes without looking, park on the line in car parks so I take up 2 places, and use other cars' bumpers as positioning devices when parallel parking.
Just logged onto their site and I've saved ?148!
So Katie Price is divorcing her latest husband, Kieran the plasterer.
They met as he used to work for her
Putting on her make up.
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