ok off we go tea and coffee on the go ...
hiya Lav ..and how are you doing today?well ..did the beds get done?or work in progress..Im replanting today ...celery ,fuschia,kale and spring onions..oh and broad beans.brew before start time ..want one?
Hiya Sam ..how are you doing today?started this morning with lemon and some cayenne pepper..ermm bit too much..nearly blew my head off!! you out with your surveying rods and chains today?
hiya SL..how are you today then?its weird writing that ..when I know that we are 12 hrs ahead of you!did you have your relaxing day yesterday?(on your day 80 )..sweet peas are still on the go..pity about your farmers market
hiya Det..how are you today?thanks for that article..it was really interesting..there are some other ones on there that I want to have a look at too..sounds like you have got quite a bit of work on the go there mate
hiya ppqp ..how are you today?ok I hope ..brew for the boss ? grovel......yep I drove yesterday..hit nothing ..reversed into nothing..soon be ready for my test :H
tt....lala land???:H how are you today?..wow you dont exactly paint a brimming picture of honolulu....bucket list ..delete!well done on not taking the al to help out with what sounds like a crappy time...just because you have got a goodly amount of time without al in ...it doesnt automatically mean that in some sh.t situations the thought wont arise..you/we all need the support at times..anyway how is Montreal?enjoy yourself..remember ..it aint a rehearsal
watching all the calves playing in the field..they really are zooming about!!
right peeps time to go ..take care and have a great day
My mate is a Flash photographer.
He also takes pictures of Vanish,Mr Muscle and some other cleaning products.
"I bought my five year old his first bike." Said Paddy to Mick.
"And,can he ride it?" Asked Mick.
"Ride it?" Replied Paddy, "He doesn't even know how to start the bloody thing."
Quasimodo went to his doctor.
' How can I help you,' asked the doctor.
' I just don't feel right,' replied Quasimodo
' OK,can you take off all your clothes and we'll try to find out what's wrong. ' said the doctor.
Quasimodo took off ten vests,eight shirts and fourteen jumpers.
' When was the last time you took off all your clothes? ' asked the doctor.
' When I was at school, ' replied Quasimodo.
' Did you never wonder what happened to your school bag,' replied the doctor.
If you fail at everything else in your life, be content in the knowledge that for just a very short time you held the record for the Youngest Person in the World.
Just as I came home from work tired and irritable, I heard my daughter burst into song:
"When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother 'what will I be? Will I be pretty, will I be rich?', here's what she said to m-"
"K Sarah, that's enough for f.ck's sake", I interrupted.
I went to the Bureau of Missing Persons the other day.
The place was deserted.
I saw a woman walking towards the door, so I opened it for her to be nice.
Instead of thanking me, both she and everyone else on the plane started screaming.
These energy companies must be making a clean fortune. With the amount of unpaid bill warning notices they send me in the post, they could have paid the bill themselves.
It's a little known scientific fact that if you removed all your veins from your body and laid them end to end.
You would die
My doctor said my paranoia is getting out of control.
I said, "You're not really my doctor, are you?"
I said to the barman, "I'll have a pint please, my wife's just left me."
He said, "Do you think she'll be back?"
I replied, "Doubt it, I've strangled her."
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