morning all ...and how are we today?ok I hope wee bit of a frost last night ...so a mad rush to cover up all the plants that I had uncovered....got a wee bit to do in the garden today..oh yeah and make an appointment at the dentist...oh no..
started the day off with m cayenne pepper ..lets give that a go and see what happens in the cholestoral stakes..tea and coffee on the go now for anyone that wants it...
morning ppqp ..how are you today?ok..well here you go ..now do you want a brew or a cold drink seeing as how you are hitting those high temps...be careful itll be a bikini job next!!o whats it today ten ..in charge ,nearly in charge,general sweeper upper and teasmaid?somehow dont think it will be the last 2!!
hiya SF ..how are you today?ok then? ..hey just go and plonk your ass in the pool anyway...if anyone asks just tell them that you are thinking of moving in ..but yo need to test the pool temp first!!
hiya Det...hope dx s dad is ok....remember 90%of recovery is mind ...never give up!!!so you are on your ownsome or will be?ermm dont think a jar of lentils will keep you going somehow!!just keep busy mate...no booze monsters allowed!!!
hiya tt ..how are you today in Mount Royal..previously known as ville Marie..and before that Hochelaga..there you go ..you dont half learn some crap here!!:H what are you up today then?hey what you said about the flight could be me!!! too short and noisy!!:H
hiya Sam ..how rare you doing ..hey that happens to us all need recovery time..tried the lemon and cayenne ...thats what Im on now ..might try and find a substitute for lemon tho..my stomach is pretty good at making acid without any help..you out on the land today?
Yeehah Lav ..get them plants in..got loads here if you need any veggies..dont forget ..a pic is worth a fousand words!!!kids not coming round to help?brew first ..here you go!!
few missing today..Pauly ,SL hope all is ok.....
take it easy ..see you all ra morra
My giraffe costume only got me second place at a recent fancy dress party.
I may not have won, but I can still hold my head high.
"German push to ease Ukraine crisis"
Im not sure that'll work, the last time the Ukrainians faced a German push left bad memories
Some kids stopped me outside the shop earlier and said, "Excuse me, mate, could you, please, go in there and buy a bottle of Cider?"
"Of course!" I smiled, as they handed me a fiver.
Such generous lads.
My daughter has to use one of those talking cash machines.
Me.
I see Sony has invented a new cassette tape that can hold 47 million songs.
The first demonstration is scheduled for 2019, when it finishes rewinding.
I won't be coming in today." I said to my boss.
"I know Dave." He replied.
"How the hell did you know?"
"Because I sacked you three weeks ago you drunk b.stard."
My mate asked me how I got on at the golf course.
I said, "Terrible! Sliced my ball at the 1st tee."
He said, "Wrong choice of club?"
"No mate! Left a f.cking Stanley knife in my pocket."
So Gary Barlow has been handed a ?20million tax bill.
Take that!
It's been reported that Britain now has more billionaires per head of population than any other country.
Bloody foreigners! Coming over here, stealing our capitalist opportunism.
Inspired by Austria, Ireland will send a woman with a moustache for Eurovision 2015.
Due to the huge number of applications, auditions will start next week.
It just wasn't possible to hold down a job as a human cannonball.
I kept getting fired.
Free to good home
Bobby 4 years old lab ex police sniffer dog
friendly, good with kids and might have a small
cocaine habit....
started the day off with m cayenne pepper ..lets give that a go and see what happens in the cholestoral stakes..tea and coffee on the go now for anyone that wants it...
morning ppqp ..how are you today?ok..well here you go ..now do you want a brew or a cold drink seeing as how you are hitting those high temps...be careful itll be a bikini job next!!o whats it today ten ..in charge ,nearly in charge,general sweeper upper and teasmaid?somehow dont think it will be the last 2!!
hiya SF ..how are you today?ok then? ..hey just go and plonk your ass in the pool anyway...if anyone asks just tell them that you are thinking of moving in ..but yo need to test the pool temp first!!
hiya Det...hope dx s dad is ok....remember 90%of recovery is mind ...never give up!!!so you are on your ownsome or will be?ermm dont think a jar of lentils will keep you going somehow!!just keep busy mate...no booze monsters allowed!!!
hiya tt ..how are you today in Mount Royal..previously known as ville Marie..and before that Hochelaga..there you go ..you dont half learn some crap here!!:H what are you up today then?hey what you said about the flight could be me!!! too short and noisy!!:H
hiya Sam ..how rare you doing ..hey that happens to us all need recovery time..tried the lemon and cayenne ...thats what Im on now ..might try and find a substitute for lemon tho..my stomach is pretty good at making acid without any help..you out on the land today?
Yeehah Lav ..get them plants in..got loads here if you need any veggies..dont forget ..a pic is worth a fousand words!!!kids not coming round to help?brew first ..here you go!!
few missing today..Pauly ,SL hope all is ok.....
take it easy ..see you all ra morra
My giraffe costume only got me second place at a recent fancy dress party.
I may not have won, but I can still hold my head high.
"German push to ease Ukraine crisis"
Im not sure that'll work, the last time the Ukrainians faced a German push left bad memories
Some kids stopped me outside the shop earlier and said, "Excuse me, mate, could you, please, go in there and buy a bottle of Cider?"
"Of course!" I smiled, as they handed me a fiver.
Such generous lads.
My daughter has to use one of those talking cash machines.
Me.
I see Sony has invented a new cassette tape that can hold 47 million songs.
The first demonstration is scheduled for 2019, when it finishes rewinding.
I won't be coming in today." I said to my boss.
"I know Dave." He replied.
"How the hell did you know?"
"Because I sacked you three weeks ago you drunk b.stard."
My mate asked me how I got on at the golf course.
I said, "Terrible! Sliced my ball at the 1st tee."
He said, "Wrong choice of club?"
"No mate! Left a f.cking Stanley knife in my pocket."
So Gary Barlow has been handed a ?20million tax bill.
Take that!
It's been reported that Britain now has more billionaires per head of population than any other country.
Bloody foreigners! Coming over here, stealing our capitalist opportunism.
Inspired by Austria, Ireland will send a woman with a moustache for Eurovision 2015.
Due to the huge number of applications, auditions will start next week.
It just wasn't possible to hold down a job as a human cannonball.
I kept getting fired.
Free to good home
Bobby 4 years old lab ex police sniffer dog
friendly, good with kids and might have a small
cocaine habit....
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