mae all...ok then ..roll up roll up get your poets days here..who wants one?free ticket to finish early today..so how are we all then??ready for the weekend ....well here it comes.the weather over here is really braw....for those of not a jockanese descent that means fadabbadozey :H it was 23 degrees here yesterday and the weekend is set for a high again.
right enough slabbering..on with the show tea and coffee on the go at this very moment
Bonjour tt ..comment allez vous?you still in the land of parleying le francais?still feeling the cold whilst the locals jot about half naked?was on slug patrol this morning...14 I found..seeing as youre doing this French thingy you can have em!also got mice tunnels in there too..found them yesterday so now its mice n slugs!!are ou working the weekend or is it you time?
morning Lav..apologies for the wrong date..its age related Sidney..opps sorry about that Jane...so hows your Sunday today then?:H bet your old friends are well pleased that they are gonna be tossed into lunch!!here have a brew quick!yep Im growing elephant garlic too..think I have about 10 plants on the go..any weekend plans apart from rent a riot?cant really see me lying in the garden with a shooter across me lap..there would be more armed cops crawling around than you could shake a stick at..and besides I dont fancy a 5 stretch in one of my old haunts!!
hiya Sam...well when youve finished with the rat then if you would like to pop over with the 12 gauge....how are you today? hope the market isnt a washout for you..big discussion over here about whether Barlow should gove his OBE medal back ..personally speaking ..dont give a rats ass..would rather he paid the 20 million outstanding spondoolicks!!
Hiya Byrdie...hows you today?all good for the weekend ma'am?have a good one my dear..
hiya Det..my fav subject ....history!!!!
BBC - History - Ancient History in depth: Native Tribes of Britain
if you go to that site it will show you the celtic tribes and their locations in Britain...celtic through to the end of the Roman era is the one I find interesting most...wow youre client base sounds impressive ..small iqs and big egos...ermm do you not sell armaments and munitions?:egad:glad you are doing ok with the al ...or lack of mate ..well done.
hiya SL ..how are you today..soon as I see the words full moon or hear them mind goes straight to the song Bad moon rising....We all get a little low at times ..me Im only 5ft 7 AND A HALF!!!:H
Glad you wrote this..I am reading most days, and that helps with maintaining my goals.yep you have reached your goal..being al free..its maintaining the life now
Enjoy Reno.
hiya ppqp ..hows you?we are all talking about the weather being hot ...go on then ...how deep is the snow??brew time ..here you go ..any plans for the weekend?
right peeps orf we go..so take care have a great weekend whatever you are up to..
I always wish that I had spent more time with Grandad.
Instead of going out playing football with my mates I should have spent some quality time visiting him and listening to him reminisce about the old days.
Instead of spending hours playing on my computer I could have gone to the shop for him,bought his favourite newspaper and brought him back some sweets.
Sadly,last month,the old git won the lottery.
and f.cked off to Spain and never left us a penny.
Because I don't eat a lot my wife says I might have an eating disorder and I should go and see someone about it.
If only she'd see someone about her cooking disorder then I may not have a problem.
I'm not saying my wife's thick, but she asked me what 'vice versa' meant yesterday.
So I told her it was the other way around.
"What's versa vice mean then Dave?
Animal rights groups have called for a statue to be erected at the side of the road, where 1500 chickens were tragically killed yesterday.
Well, the other side.
A man in Saudi Arabia has divorced his wife for driving his car.
You'd think he'd just be thankful he's still alive.
"Is this your missing wife?" the policeman asks Paddy as he holds up the decapitated head of a washed up body on the beach.
"No Sir" replies Paddy.
"She wasn't that tall."
Bored with Connect 4 now. Been looking for the prequels Connect 1,2 and 3 but can't find them anywhere.
"So Paddy, How did you get on at the job interview?" Asked Mick.
"I was doing fine until the last question." Replied Paddy.
"What was that then?" queried Mick.
"What do you think you would bring to the role?"
"And what did you say, Paddy?"
"Butter."
right enough slabbering..on with the show tea and coffee on the go at this very moment
Bonjour tt ..comment allez vous?you still in the land of parleying le francais?still feeling the cold whilst the locals jot about half naked?was on slug patrol this morning...14 I found..seeing as youre doing this French thingy you can have em!also got mice tunnels in there too..found them yesterday so now its mice n slugs!!are ou working the weekend or is it you time?
morning Lav..apologies for the wrong date..its age related Sidney..opps sorry about that Jane...so hows your Sunday today then?:H bet your old friends are well pleased that they are gonna be tossed into lunch!!here have a brew quick!yep Im growing elephant garlic too..think I have about 10 plants on the go..any weekend plans apart from rent a riot?cant really see me lying in the garden with a shooter across me lap..there would be more armed cops crawling around than you could shake a stick at..and besides I dont fancy a 5 stretch in one of my old haunts!!
hiya Sam...well when youve finished with the rat then if you would like to pop over with the 12 gauge....how are you today? hope the market isnt a washout for you..big discussion over here about whether Barlow should gove his OBE medal back ..personally speaking ..dont give a rats ass..would rather he paid the 20 million outstanding spondoolicks!!
Hiya Byrdie...hows you today?all good for the weekend ma'am?have a good one my dear..
hiya Det..my fav subject ....history!!!!
BBC - History - Ancient History in depth: Native Tribes of Britain
if you go to that site it will show you the celtic tribes and their locations in Britain...celtic through to the end of the Roman era is the one I find interesting most...wow youre client base sounds impressive ..small iqs and big egos...ermm do you not sell armaments and munitions?:egad:glad you are doing ok with the al ...or lack of mate ..well done.
hiya SL ..how are you today..soon as I see the words full moon or hear them mind goes straight to the song Bad moon rising....We all get a little low at times ..me Im only 5ft 7 AND A HALF!!!:H
Glad you wrote this..I am reading most days, and that helps with maintaining my goals.yep you have reached your goal..being al free..its maintaining the life now
Enjoy Reno.hiya ppqp ..hows you?we are all talking about the weather being hot ...go on then ...how deep is the snow??brew time ..here you go ..any plans for the weekend?
right peeps orf we go..so take care have a great weekend whatever you are up to..
I always wish that I had spent more time with Grandad.
Instead of going out playing football with my mates I should have spent some quality time visiting him and listening to him reminisce about the old days.
Instead of spending hours playing on my computer I could have gone to the shop for him,bought his favourite newspaper and brought him back some sweets.
Sadly,last month,the old git won the lottery.
and f.cked off to Spain and never left us a penny.
Because I don't eat a lot my wife says I might have an eating disorder and I should go and see someone about it.
If only she'd see someone about her cooking disorder then I may not have a problem.
I'm not saying my wife's thick, but she asked me what 'vice versa' meant yesterday.
So I told her it was the other way around.
"What's versa vice mean then Dave?
Animal rights groups have called for a statue to be erected at the side of the road, where 1500 chickens were tragically killed yesterday.
Well, the other side.
A man in Saudi Arabia has divorced his wife for driving his car.
You'd think he'd just be thankful he's still alive.
"Is this your missing wife?" the policeman asks Paddy as he holds up the decapitated head of a washed up body on the beach.
"No Sir" replies Paddy.
"She wasn't that tall."
Bored with Connect 4 now. Been looking for the prequels Connect 1,2 and 3 but can't find them anywhere.
"So Paddy, How did you get on at the job interview?" Asked Mick.
"I was doing fine until the last question." Replied Paddy.
"What was that then?" queried Mick.
"What do you think you would bring to the role?"
"And what did you say, Paddy?"
"Butter."
Our grandson was in there with him at the time & was quite impressed :H
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