mae all ...and how are we today?it is absolutely boiling over here ..been up since daft o clock ..snail patrol this morning ..only got 4 of them..washed both cars,brolly out in the back garden so thats it......
and what is everyone else up to ..we shall see..
tea coffee and cold drinks on the go today..
hiya Lav...ooops sorry about the weather...hot drink for you??hope the weather fairs up for your dil s graduation party ...you got your holiday head on yet?
hiya Sam..well ratcatcher extraordinaire ..how did you get on?ees no rat no more??that was a lucky break with the bees...tried that stunt again last night ..you know sort of the casual mention..met with the non starter answer!!!!oh well cest la vie
hiya Pauly ..how are you doing today?yep I had problems trying to get on the site yesterday too...are you back on the no booze cruise with us good lass ..any plans for Sat /Sun?
morning the Corsican brother!!:H and how are the war wounds today?now why would anyone take the chance of getting slashed/stabbed up with a piece of steel..when you can take them out a 1000yds with a snipe scope :H oh yes Ive see some clever ones too in my time..remember one guy SLR muzzle down on his boot ..bang ..no toe ..no more..another one getting shot in the thigh from his mate after an ND...nother on Browning 9mm in pocket cocked ..no safety on tripped or something ..jarred the weapon off it went ..took his kneecap..lucky it wasnt pointing inwards!!:H take it by long sword you mean the broadsword??
Hiya SL glad you are feeling better ..busy busy you then!!you are certainly eating up those miles on the no al path ..well done you:applaud: enjoy tomorrows event .
right folks orf we go..spose I need to go back into the sunshine have a great day everyone.
My wife sent me a text last week:
'When you get home from work I'm going to strip naked and do a sexy dance for you'
So far I have accumulated 94 hours overtime.
I tried getting in one of those fancy restaurants last night, one where all the celebs go. The maitre d asked, "Do you have a reservation, Sir?"
I shook my head, "No I don't."
He said, "Sorry Sir but we're fully booked."
I looked him in the eye, "Do you know who I am?"
He said, "I'm afraid I don't, Sir."
I said, "Good!" ... kicked him in the balls and ran off.
Just saw a picture of prince William looking much younger and better looking than usual.
I think it's been heir brushed.
In the restaurant last night I asked for the Peking duck.
"Fine," said the waiter. "I'll ask chef to take its blindfold off."
I think this crackdown on child pornography is going a bit far.
The police have just confiscated my wife's ultrasound scans.
I complained to my doctor that my b.llocks were hurting this morning.
"I can see the problem," he said, as I stood there in my pants, "Dave, you've got 4-5 years."
"How can you tell just by looking?" I asked.
He said, "It's written on the label."
I went to the doctor's yesterday.
"Doctor, I've got this awful pain", I said, "I've had it for a while but I can't put up with it anymore, you need to give me something to get rid of it."
"Okay", says the doctor,"I'm sure we can sort something out, where exactly is this pain?"
"In the waiting room", I replied, "should I go and get her?"
I walked into my doctor's room for my appointment..
"Hello mister Parker." He said, glancing at his notes. "I believe you're having problems with your motor skills?"
"No, you f.cking thick, four-eyed git. Can't you read?!." I snapped. "My social skills."
and what is everyone else up to ..we shall see..
tea coffee and cold drinks on the go today..hiya Lav...ooops sorry about the weather...hot drink for you??hope the weather fairs up for your dil s graduation party ...you got your holiday head on yet?
hiya Sam..well ratcatcher extraordinaire ..how did you get on?ees no rat no more??that was a lucky break with the bees...tried that stunt again last night ..you know sort of the casual mention..met with the non starter answer!!!!oh well cest la vie
hiya Pauly ..how are you doing today?yep I had problems trying to get on the site yesterday too...are you back on the no booze cruise with us
good lass ..any plans for Sat /Sun?morning the Corsican brother!!:H and how are the war wounds today?now why would anyone take the chance of getting slashed/stabbed up with a piece of steel..when you can take them out a 1000yds with a snipe scope :H oh yes Ive see some clever ones too in my time..remember one guy SLR muzzle down on his boot ..bang ..no toe ..no more..another one getting shot in the thigh from his mate after an ND...nother on Browning 9mm in pocket cocked ..no safety on tripped or something ..jarred the weapon off it went ..took his kneecap..lucky it wasnt pointing inwards!!:H take it by long sword you mean the broadsword??
Hiya SL glad you are feeling better ..busy busy you then!!you are certainly eating up those miles on the no al path ..well done you:applaud: enjoy tomorrows event .
right folks orf we go..spose I need to go back into the sunshine have a great day everyone.
My wife sent me a text last week:
'When you get home from work I'm going to strip naked and do a sexy dance for you'
So far I have accumulated 94 hours overtime.
I tried getting in one of those fancy restaurants last night, one where all the celebs go. The maitre d asked, "Do you have a reservation, Sir?"
I shook my head, "No I don't."
He said, "Sorry Sir but we're fully booked."
I looked him in the eye, "Do you know who I am?"
He said, "I'm afraid I don't, Sir."
I said, "Good!" ... kicked him in the balls and ran off.
Just saw a picture of prince William looking much younger and better looking than usual.
I think it's been heir brushed.
In the restaurant last night I asked for the Peking duck.
"Fine," said the waiter. "I'll ask chef to take its blindfold off."
I think this crackdown on child pornography is going a bit far.
The police have just confiscated my wife's ultrasound scans.
I complained to my doctor that my b.llocks were hurting this morning.
"I can see the problem," he said, as I stood there in my pants, "Dave, you've got 4-5 years."
"How can you tell just by looking?" I asked.
He said, "It's written on the label."
I went to the doctor's yesterday.
"Doctor, I've got this awful pain", I said, "I've had it for a while but I can't put up with it anymore, you need to give me something to get rid of it."
"Okay", says the doctor,"I'm sure we can sort something out, where exactly is this pain?"
"In the waiting room", I replied, "should I go and get her?"
I walked into my doctor's room for my appointment..
"Hello mister Parker." He said, glancing at his notes. "I believe you're having problems with your motor skills?"
"No, you f.cking thick, four-eyed git. Can't you read?!." I snapped. "My social skills."
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