mae all ..how are we today then?all doing fine?goooood ..as you can see not out early doors today..weather over here is luverly...26/7 degrees yesterday more of the same today..and then next week ..rain :upset:
ok tea and coffee on the go just now.....
hiya Lav...well how did the jamboree go?ok did you get that job finished up for posting on Monday?holiday head at the ready?cuppa coffee awaits you ma'am
morning Sam ...cracking pic there mate..how did the fiddle fest go?all well?wow thats a bit steep for a starter..$1000 is it gold plated?
morning tt...how are you?shopping ..too much weight ..just chuck the clothes out!!glad you are enjoying yourself..pretty good that you are managing to travel and work too..where are you after Toronto?you bimbling over this side of the world ..uk?
hiya the new sl..hows you today?soon be ceremony time ..hope it all goes well for you..just keep the cheesy grin going..then folks dont know whether you are mad ,bad or sad..or plain nuts!!!have yet another great af day
hiya Pauly..hows you today?put the geraniums in the shade when its reeeeely hot and give the a little water..but not on the leaves it ll fry them..glad bougan is doing ok ..Im growing one that I rescued fingers crossed it will survive..
hiya Det..how are you thanx for the info on the swords..some quite strange looking weapons on that site..as for the ice cream....go for it!!!
right peeps short n sweet so take care and have a good one
After eating three McDonalds in the past four days, I realised it was time to re-evaluate my life.
I've now decided to start going to KFC more often.
My friend said he was better at using an abacus than I was.
I wouldn't count on it though.
I quit eating alphabet soup because it always gave me major loose vowel movements.
I've just been stung by a bee. 20 quid for a jar of honey!
I have been working at the European office of PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) today and I must say it's a tiny place.
There's barely room to swing a cat.
"How about a dirty weekend in Paris for our anniversary" , the wife suggested.
"That's a fantastic idea love!, and when I get back, I'll take you out for a curry!....
Just been banned from Sainsbury's, when they asked if I had a "bag for life" they weren't impressed when I got my scrotum out.
I think my accent is too posh.
I was having dinner in an Indian restaurant and told the waiter that I didn't want too much spice so he showed me to a cramped table in the corner.
I got pulled over by a police officer and his dog sniffs for drugs. He comes over and says to me, "My dog says you have weed in the car." I responded, "Well I don't know about that, but I want whatever got you talking to the dog!"
A man is standing at a urinal when he notices that he's being watched by a midget. The midget drags a small stepladder over, and climbs up to admire the man's private parts close up. "Wow," comments the midget, "those are the nicest balls I have ever seen!" Freaked out, but flattered, the man thanks the midget and starts to move away. "I know this is a strange request," says the little guy, "but would you mind if I touched them?" Again, the man is taken aback, but seeing no real harm in it, consents. The midget reaches out, gets a tight grip on the man's balls, and says loudly, "Okay, hand over your wallet or I'll jump."
One night a lady came home from her weekly prayer meeting, found she was being robbed, and she shouted out, "Acts 2:38: 'Repent & be baptized & your sins will be forgiven.'" The robber quickly gave up & the lady rang the police. While handcuffing the criminal, a policeman said, "Gee mate, you gave up pretty easily. How come you gave up so quickly?" The robber said, "She said she had an axe and two 38's!"
Q: Did you hear about the guy who dreamed he was eating a giant marshmallow?
A: When he woke up, his pillow was gone.
I saw a young teenage kid on the subway today. He had a Mohawk hairstyle dyed yellow, green, and red. He caught me staring at him and in a nasty voice asked, "What the f*ck are you looking at?" I replied, "Sorry, but when I was about your age I had sex with a parrot. I thought maybe you were my son."
ok tea and coffee on the go just now.....
hiya Lav...well how did the jamboree go?ok did you get that job finished up for posting on Monday?holiday head at the ready?cuppa coffee awaits you ma'am
morning Sam ...cracking pic there mate..how did the fiddle fest go?all well?wow thats a bit steep for a starter..$1000 is it gold plated?
morning tt...how are you?shopping ..too much weight ..just chuck the clothes out!!glad you are enjoying yourself..pretty good that you are managing to travel and work too..where are you after Toronto?you bimbling over this side of the world ..uk?
hiya the new sl..hows you today?soon be ceremony time ..hope it all goes well for you..just keep the cheesy grin going..then folks dont know whether you are mad ,bad or sad..or plain nuts!!!have yet another great af day
hiya Pauly..hows you today?put the geraniums in the shade when its reeeeely hot and give the a little water..but not on the leaves it ll fry them..glad bougan is doing ok ..Im growing one that I rescued fingers crossed it will survive..
hiya Det..how are you thanx for the info on the swords..some quite strange looking weapons on that site..as for the ice cream....go for it!!!
right peeps short n sweet so take care and have a good one
After eating three McDonalds in the past four days, I realised it was time to re-evaluate my life.
I've now decided to start going to KFC more often.
My friend said he was better at using an abacus than I was.
I wouldn't count on it though.
I quit eating alphabet soup because it always gave me major loose vowel movements.
I've just been stung by a bee. 20 quid for a jar of honey!
I have been working at the European office of PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) today and I must say it's a tiny place.
There's barely room to swing a cat.
"How about a dirty weekend in Paris for our anniversary" , the wife suggested.
"That's a fantastic idea love!, and when I get back, I'll take you out for a curry!....
Just been banned from Sainsbury's, when they asked if I had a "bag for life" they weren't impressed when I got my scrotum out.
I think my accent is too posh.
I was having dinner in an Indian restaurant and told the waiter that I didn't want too much spice so he showed me to a cramped table in the corner.
I got pulled over by a police officer and his dog sniffs for drugs. He comes over and says to me, "My dog says you have weed in the car." I responded, "Well I don't know about that, but I want whatever got you talking to the dog!"
A man is standing at a urinal when he notices that he's being watched by a midget. The midget drags a small stepladder over, and climbs up to admire the man's private parts close up. "Wow," comments the midget, "those are the nicest balls I have ever seen!" Freaked out, but flattered, the man thanks the midget and starts to move away. "I know this is a strange request," says the little guy, "but would you mind if I touched them?" Again, the man is taken aback, but seeing no real harm in it, consents. The midget reaches out, gets a tight grip on the man's balls, and says loudly, "Okay, hand over your wallet or I'll jump."
One night a lady came home from her weekly prayer meeting, found she was being robbed, and she shouted out, "Acts 2:38: 'Repent & be baptized & your sins will be forgiven.'" The robber quickly gave up & the lady rang the police. While handcuffing the criminal, a policeman said, "Gee mate, you gave up pretty easily. How come you gave up so quickly?" The robber said, "She said she had an axe and two 38's!"
Q: Did you hear about the guy who dreamed he was eating a giant marshmallow?
A: When he woke up, his pillow was gone.
I saw a young teenage kid on the subway today. He had a Mohawk hairstyle dyed yellow, green, and red. He caught me staring at him and in a nasty voice asked, "What the f*ck are you looking at?" I replied, "Sorry, but when I was about your age I had sex with a parrot. I thought maybe you were my son."
but at least I don't have the embarrassment of calling up the owners in the middle of the night (after drinking) to say the electricity has overloaded and gone dead - yes, that happened to me once in Italy when I only had my young daughter with me. Or spilling red wine on the sheets at a B and B in Scotland and getting a stern telling off from the owner. Actually she was a monster all around and I am sure some bleach would have taken the wine out. We were paying good money at the time. The next day we stayed in a B and B near the Isle of Skye where the owner himself was merrily very drunk and riding a sit-on mower at c 11pm in the summer late-night. You should have seen what he looked like when he served our greasy 'Full English' (oops Scottish:H) the next morning. 
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