yoohoo...how are we all today then?sounds like a good day was had by all yesterday...moi..started off with the great idea yesterday morning og of cleaning the upvc doors on the conservatory ...white,then thought that has come up well ,so did the whole conservatory,the side of the house and all the lower guttering!!oh well nother job done!!no thunder storms today ..the forecast has been revised to "later on in the week"so what are we all up to today then?
tea and coffee on the go at the moment....
Hiya Det..how are you doing?fair lump of steel that sword isnt it?have you got the ceiling in the kitchen sorted out yet?glad you didnt have the ice cream...Ihad your share ....and everyone elses!!!!:H
hiya Sam ..glad you enjoyed the fiddle fest..as you say not being hungover too!!fact is you actually had the choice whether to stay or not..it wasnt a forced issue cos you had been drinking
hiya ppqp ...nope wasnt out early doors yesterday..how are you feeling?any better?hope so ..nice brew here ..thatll sort you out.is it a holiday there today?
hiya tt...glad everything is going to plan..yep must be much better than doing it all in a booze filled haze ..yep ice cream last night pour moi..choc chip cookie with raspberry ripple!Julie loved the Isle of Skye...in the whole world its the only place she cried when she left...come to think of it so did I..got nicked for speeding there....5 points on the licence an?187 fine..pity you werent over this way but hey enjoy the wureld whilst you can!!
hiya Lav..holiday head on ?work finished?excellent then heres a coffee ..theres no such thing as bad weather..just inappropriate dress :H hope you enjoy it..off down to my brothers this morning see what he has been up to!!
hiya SL ...glad all went well yesterday...well that is apart from the dodgy food .dodging hugs and sleeping with 2 teenagers!!main thing was I suspect to celebrate the donors and a get together for them..and also all that with no booze ..well done you!:applaud:
right skates on time for me..take me about 2 hours to drive to Stafford..not the distance but traffic volume...have a great day all..
I have a bumper sticker that says "Honk if you think I'm sexy"
I then wait at green lights 'til I feel better about myself.
I went into our local coffee shop yesterday and saw they were selling Fair-Trade Coffee.
"What's this then?" I asked.
"Well, it's a way of ensuring that the producers get a fair price for their produce," the guy replied.
"It's a bit pricey at ?4.50 a cup, have you anything else?"
The guy thought about it and said, "Well, our f.ck em all blend is quite popular at ?1.50 per cup."
Mum came into my room looked around and said, "This place looks like a bomb site!"
I said, "Mum, I did say moving to Beirut was a bad idea."
My wife went for a full body massage last week.
shes still there.
What is the difference between God and a lawyer.
God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
"So, how's life in North Korea?"
"Well, I can't complain."
Bought some aftershave with a credit card last week. Now there's lots of dodgy transactions on my account
Seems like my card's been cologned
We set off on a journey and my wife told me she had forgotten her medication,
"Which one?" I asked,
"You know, the one that stops me becoming nasty and insufferable, " she replied,
"Oh, that one, don't worry about it, " I said, "it doesn't f.cking work anyway."
The wife was reclining on the sofa not feeling too well, so I made an offer to make her tea, "What do you fancy, luv?" I said.
She sighed, "Hmm, I don't know. Surprise me."
Banging a saucepan with a ladle behind her head certainly done the trick
My mates were taking the p out of me and calling me gay just because I invited them to mine for tea and cake.
Then, to make things worse I got my head stuck in the window of the Wendy house we were sat in.
tea and coffee on the go at the moment....
Hiya Det..how are you doing?fair lump of steel that sword isnt it?have you got the ceiling in the kitchen sorted out yet?glad you didnt have the ice cream...Ihad your share ....and everyone elses!!!!:H
hiya Sam ..glad you enjoyed the fiddle fest..as you say not being hungover too!!fact is you actually had the choice whether to stay or not..it wasnt a forced issue cos you had been drinking
hiya ppqp ...nope wasnt out early doors yesterday..how are you feeling?any better?hope so ..nice brew here ..thatll sort you out.is it a holiday there today?
hiya tt...glad everything is going to plan..yep must be much better than doing it all in a booze filled haze ..yep ice cream last night pour moi..choc chip cookie with raspberry ripple!Julie loved the Isle of Skye...in the whole world its the only place she cried when she left...come to think of it so did I..got nicked for speeding there....5 points on the licence an?187 fine..pity you werent over this way but hey enjoy the wureld whilst you can!!
hiya Lav..holiday head on ?work finished?excellent then heres a coffee ..theres no such thing as bad weather..just inappropriate dress :H hope you enjoy it..off down to my brothers this morning see what he has been up to!!
hiya SL ...glad all went well yesterday...well that is apart from the dodgy food .dodging hugs and sleeping with 2 teenagers!!main thing was I suspect to celebrate the donors and a get together for them..and also all that with no booze ..well done you!:applaud:
right skates on time for me..take me about 2 hours to drive to Stafford..not the distance but traffic volume...have a great day all..
I have a bumper sticker that says "Honk if you think I'm sexy"
I then wait at green lights 'til I feel better about myself.
I went into our local coffee shop yesterday and saw they were selling Fair-Trade Coffee.
"What's this then?" I asked.
"Well, it's a way of ensuring that the producers get a fair price for their produce," the guy replied.
"It's a bit pricey at ?4.50 a cup, have you anything else?"
The guy thought about it and said, "Well, our f.ck em all blend is quite popular at ?1.50 per cup."
Mum came into my room looked around and said, "This place looks like a bomb site!"
I said, "Mum, I did say moving to Beirut was a bad idea."
My wife went for a full body massage last week.
shes still there.
What is the difference between God and a lawyer.
God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
"So, how's life in North Korea?"
"Well, I can't complain."
Bought some aftershave with a credit card last week. Now there's lots of dodgy transactions on my account
Seems like my card's been cologned
We set off on a journey and my wife told me she had forgotten her medication,
"Which one?" I asked,
"You know, the one that stops me becoming nasty and insufferable, " she replied,
"Oh, that one, don't worry about it, " I said, "it doesn't f.cking work anyway."
The wife was reclining on the sofa not feeling too well, so I made an offer to make her tea, "What do you fancy, luv?" I said.
She sighed, "Hmm, I don't know. Surprise me."
Banging a saucepan with a ladle behind her head certainly done the trick
My mates were taking the p out of me and calling me gay just because I invited them to mine for tea and cake.
Then, to make things worse I got my head stuck in the window of the Wendy house we were sat in.
We don't even celebrate that in NZ - but a holiday is a holiday.
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