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    tuesday 20th may

    morning all.tis I here again ..how are we ?alas the good weather has now done a disappearing act..windy ,rainy..back to normal..went down to see my brother yesterday..had a good old natter..right on we go...tea and coffee on the go now so lets do it!

    tt hows Montreal today then?take it you never met up with your slurring voice in the night then?has your daughter got herself sorted for the field trip?yes Ireland is almost as nice as Scotland ....(note the prioritisation!!!):H have a great day

    hiya Lav..how are you today?when is your trip this week?heres a brew to help you with your packing!!and yes been cleaning .com this morning again and resealed the shower tray as well as some other bits n bobs.have a great break...oh and dinnae forget the pics!!

    hiya Sam ..how are you doing?glad you got the bike going ...what kind is it?

    hiya Pauly ...oh no whats happened to the plants?nah dont give up on them...just like quitting al ..success will come!!

    hiya the new SF....wow new pool new job ...new you!!!!sounds good ..oh and a new yoga teacher too....sonds like your world is all bright n shiny ..well done you

    Hiya SL ....How are you today?yep must admit..joined the ice cream gang last night...mmm blood and cholestoral tests on hold!!:H..still running around like a noodle :H:H have a great day...

    hiya det you ok?excellent Ill have one of those doubles !!!!glad you are keeping busy and out of harms way mate

    hiya ppqp..take it you are at your dads?back to work today after the holiday?bre here for you to take!

    right folks for the off ..suns just come out..take it easy and have a good one!

    Was out with the new girlfriend when a mouse jumps out of nowhere, to impress her I bricked the little f.cker

    I'm now single

    And banned from Disneyland.

    A chinese spokesman has denied all spying allegations ' he said why spy with our little eye's .

    A man goes to the doctor. He said, "Doc, I think there may be something wrong with the pills you gave me last time."

    The doctor peered over his glasses, "Why do you think that Mr Jones?"

    "I keep veering to the left, then to the right."

    "I shouldn't worry about that," replied the doctor. "Those are just side effects."

    University is hard. We work 11 hours a day, 7 days a week, for 2 weeks a year.

    I just got ripped off by a Chinese guy. This pan he sold me doesn't fly at all.

    I was having a meal with my girlfriend in a restaurant and when I came back from the gents I stood infront of her and got down on one knee. As she clasped her hand over her mouth and the other diners turned around in anticipation I reached into my pocket, looked her in the eyes and said "Jenny... Can you hold my car keys a sec, my balls are caught up in my boxers".

    Abu Hamza found guilty of terrorism. Well there is a f.cking surprise.

    My gipsy wife tells everyone she's a medium.

    No way, she's f.cking huge.

    I felt really sorry for the Serbians on the news, who said they've never seen flooding as bad as this before. In fact I was so sorry that I decided I had to do something about it.

    So I sent them some pictures of the Somerset levels when they were flooded.

    BREAKING NEWS: Man in boxers leads police on a brief chase!

    I thought my girlfriend was a real animal lover, but she showed her true colours when I bought her a pet for her birthday. She just looked horrified and finished with me.

    What the f.ck am I going to do with this dancing bear now?

    David Beckham's son has got a job in London coffee shop earning ?2.68 an hour to teach him the value of money.
    I bet it really hits home when the limo picks him up after work and takes him to his ?40 million family home.

    My wife didn't need expensive plastic surgery
    to change her body shape...

    ...she just ate cake and crisps!

    As a smoker, Jeremy Clarkson will need to mind his language now he's on a final warning if filming in the USA.
    He might not be dying for a fag, but he might lose his job over one.
    af since the fourth of July 2012...howzat then America..now proudly marching into year 12

    #2
    tuesday 20th may

    Morning all,
    a quick look see and off to work... hope everyone is doing well, full of pep, vim, and vigor!!
    Mick, got 2 older Beemers; 1978, 1973. Had the 78 for a long time, bought the 73 about 7 years ago. Can't believe I used to sometimes ride half drunk and lived!! Not proud of the fact, just thankful I didn't hurt myself or anyone else.
    So much for true confessions of a former idiot,
    Have a grateful and enjoyable day everyone!!
    Sam
    Liberated 5/11/2013

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      #3
      tuesday 20th may

      Mae everbody,Lav,i hope you have a lovely time,you deserve itSF,glad you love the new place,i like you don't smoke in my car or at work,i work too close around people and don't wanna stink,but first thing in the morning,and right after work/evenings are my downfall,i've really only put in a half assed effort to quit,seems the more i say i want to,the more i smoke,seems maybe the same as my attempts at al,however i really try with that,i guess i just expect a perfect life,everything upon quitting and when it doesn't happen right away it drives me bananas,so dumb,SL,i hear you on stinky casinos,Kell and i went to try our luck at a new little place they just opened around the corner,as soon as we walked in it smelled like 1,000 old cigs and stale beer,it only opened less than 2 months ago,ghetto as hell,i won't be going back soon,hiMick,still working on the plants,took them out of the sun,they're perking up a little,hi Sam,Det,PPQP,and where the heck is Yah?hope everyone has a good tuesday
      I have too much shit to do today and tomorrow to drink:sohappy:

      I'm taking care of the "tomorrow me":thumbsup:
      Drinkin won't help a damn thing! Will only make me sick for DAYS and that ugly, spacey dumb feeling-no thanks!

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        #4
        tuesday 20th may

        MAE everyone. Quick hello as well. Mick - I am in Toronto now and not Montreal. Can't offer any advice on the smoking as its not my thing. Seems to be more common in public here than back home. You all have a great Monday - I will try to catch you later.

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          #5
          tuesday 20th may

          Quick check in - auditor got his nose in our paperwork and keeps asking for more:upset:
          Used the smoking smell to try to cement a good reason not to smoke to my teens!
          Not much to say today - giving up extra calories as I have the beach coming up in August and swimsuits make me want to cry. I recall that my friends would diet by stopping drinking - I used to negotiate with myself that I could drink as I did not lose weight when I stopped, so obviously was not absorbing the alcohol - GOOD GRIEF! Talk about a warped mind - so, no more ice cream chatter - even though I know I bring it up the most:H
          “The only courage you will ever need is the courage to live the life you want"

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            #6
            tuesday 20th may

            ahoy ABerooooonies!!

            an oddly rainy day here in the high desert. plants and weeds are mighty happy

            Lav, hope yer enjoying the girls

            ah crap, just got a text that fencing is cancelled tonight. booo! maybe I'll go to movies and see the new godzilla flick. hey, speaking of godzilla you guys see the insanely huge dino discovery in Argentina? Giant Dinosaurs Unearthed in Argentina : Discovery News
            the length of two semi-trucks parked end to end! holy crap batman! being that they were herbivores can you imagine trying to grow a garden in the Mesozoic period? LOL talk about a rodent problem.

            better skoot my bum back to work..

            be well everyone
            nosce te ipsum
            (Know Thyself)

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              #7
              tuesday 20th may

              Those are some BIG dinos Det! hi TT
              I have too much shit to do today and tomorrow to drink:sohappy:

              I'm taking care of the "tomorrow me":thumbsup:
              Drinkin won't help a damn thing! Will only make me sick for DAYS and that ugly, spacey dumb feeling-no thanks!

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                #8
                tuesday 20th may

                Mick-no new job yet. Questioning if I want it. But the pay is a good increase, so maybe take it for a year and stash more cash. Pretty excited about the yoga training. It isn't your standard training. More of what they are offering in hospitals.

                In my teachers class we recently did TRE...trauma release. It is used with Veterns, trauma survivors, addicts.....it was amazing to literally have your body shake (on its own) the stress/trauma out. I plan to do more of it on my own.

                Pauly I smoked the same way. If you think about it you have already created the neural pathways to override smoking in other situations. Not everyone can do that. They will find a way to smoke. Guess this year the pool will be used to override the smoking

                Hello to everyone.....

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                  #9
                  tuesday 20th may

                  Sunflower, you have a link to more info on TRE? that sounds really interesting.

                  well, Godzilla was good fun. not exactly Shakespearian in terms of character development, but that's not what i was anticipating anyhoo
                  nosce te ipsum
                  (Know Thyself)

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