morning all.tis I here again ..how are we ?alas the good weather has now done a disappearing act..windy ,rainy..back to normal..went down to see my brother yesterday..had a good old natter..right on we go...tea and coffee on the go now so lets do it!
tt hows Montreal today then?take it you never met up with your slurring voice in the night then?has your daughter got herself sorted for the field trip?yes Ireland is almost as nice as Scotland ....(note the prioritisation!!!):H have a great day
hiya Lav..how are you today?when is your trip this week?heres a brew to help you with your packing!!and yes been cleaning .com this morning again and resealed the shower tray as well as some other bits n bobs.have a great break...oh and dinnae forget the pics!!
hiya Sam ..how are you doing?glad you got the bike going ...what kind is it?
hiya Pauly ...oh no whats happened to the plants?nah dont give up on them...just like quitting al ..success will come!!
hiya the new SF....wow new pool new job ...new you!!!!sounds good ..oh and a new yoga teacher too....sonds like your world is all bright n shiny ..well done you
Hiya SL ....How are you today?yep must admit..joined the ice cream gang last night...mmm blood and cholestoral tests on hold!!:H..still running around like a noodle :H:H have a great day...
hiya det you ok?excellent Ill have one of those doubles !!!!glad you are keeping busy and out of harms way mate
hiya ppqp..take it you are at your dads?back to work today after the holiday?bre here for you to take!
right folks for the off ..suns just come out..take it easy and have a good one!
Was out with the new girlfriend when a mouse jumps out of nowhere, to impress her I bricked the little f.cker
I'm now single
And banned from Disneyland.
A chinese spokesman has denied all spying allegations ' he said why spy with our little eye's .
A man goes to the doctor. He said, "Doc, I think there may be something wrong with the pills you gave me last time."
The doctor peered over his glasses, "Why do you think that Mr Jones?"
"I keep veering to the left, then to the right."
"I shouldn't worry about that," replied the doctor. "Those are just side effects."
University is hard. We work 11 hours a day, 7 days a week, for 2 weeks a year.
I just got ripped off by a Chinese guy. This pan he sold me doesn't fly at all.
I was having a meal with my girlfriend in a restaurant and when I came back from the gents I stood infront of her and got down on one knee. As she clasped her hand over her mouth and the other diners turned around in anticipation I reached into my pocket, looked her in the eyes and said "Jenny... Can you hold my car keys a sec, my balls are caught up in my boxers".
Abu Hamza found guilty of terrorism. Well there is a f.cking surprise.
My gipsy wife tells everyone she's a medium.
No way, she's f.cking huge.
I felt really sorry for the Serbians on the news, who said they've never seen flooding as bad as this before. In fact I was so sorry that I decided I had to do something about it.
So I sent them some pictures of the Somerset levels when they were flooded.
BREAKING NEWS: Man in boxers leads police on a brief chase!
I thought my girlfriend was a real animal lover, but she showed her true colours when I bought her a pet for her birthday. She just looked horrified and finished with me.
What the f.ck am I going to do with this dancing bear now?
David Beckham's son has got a job in London coffee shop earning ?2.68 an hour to teach him the value of money.
I bet it really hits home when the limo picks him up after work and takes him to his ?40 million family home.
My wife didn't need expensive plastic surgery
to change her body shape...
...she just ate cake and crisps!
As a smoker, Jeremy Clarkson will need to mind his language now he's on a final warning if filming in the USA.
He might not be dying for a fag, but he might lose his job over one.
tt hows Montreal today then?take it you never met up with your slurring voice in the night then?has your daughter got herself sorted for the field trip?yes Ireland is almost as nice as Scotland ....(note the prioritisation!!!):H have a great day
hiya Lav..how are you today?when is your trip this week?heres a brew to help you with your packing!!and yes been cleaning .com this morning again and resealed the shower tray as well as some other bits n bobs.have a great break...oh and dinnae forget the pics!!
hiya Sam ..how are you doing?glad you got the bike going ...what kind is it?
hiya Pauly ...oh no whats happened to the plants?nah dont give up on them...just like quitting al ..success will come!!
hiya the new SF....wow new pool new job ...new you!!!!sounds good ..oh and a new yoga teacher too....sonds like your world is all bright n shiny ..well done you
Hiya SL ....How are you today?yep must admit..joined the ice cream gang last night...mmm blood and cholestoral tests on hold!!:H..still running around like a noodle :H:H have a great day...
hiya det you ok?excellent Ill have one of those doubles !!!!glad you are keeping busy and out of harms way mate
hiya ppqp..take it you are at your dads?back to work today after the holiday?bre here for you to take!
right folks for the off ..suns just come out..take it easy and have a good one!
Was out with the new girlfriend when a mouse jumps out of nowhere, to impress her I bricked the little f.cker
I'm now single
And banned from Disneyland.
A chinese spokesman has denied all spying allegations ' he said why spy with our little eye's .
A man goes to the doctor. He said, "Doc, I think there may be something wrong with the pills you gave me last time."
The doctor peered over his glasses, "Why do you think that Mr Jones?"
"I keep veering to the left, then to the right."
"I shouldn't worry about that," replied the doctor. "Those are just side effects."
University is hard. We work 11 hours a day, 7 days a week, for 2 weeks a year.
I just got ripped off by a Chinese guy. This pan he sold me doesn't fly at all.
I was having a meal with my girlfriend in a restaurant and when I came back from the gents I stood infront of her and got down on one knee. As she clasped her hand over her mouth and the other diners turned around in anticipation I reached into my pocket, looked her in the eyes and said "Jenny... Can you hold my car keys a sec, my balls are caught up in my boxers".
Abu Hamza found guilty of terrorism. Well there is a f.cking surprise.
My gipsy wife tells everyone she's a medium.
No way, she's f.cking huge.
I felt really sorry for the Serbians on the news, who said they've never seen flooding as bad as this before. In fact I was so sorry that I decided I had to do something about it.
So I sent them some pictures of the Somerset levels when they were flooded.
BREAKING NEWS: Man in boxers leads police on a brief chase!
I thought my girlfriend was a real animal lover, but she showed her true colours when I bought her a pet for her birthday. She just looked horrified and finished with me.
What the f.ck am I going to do with this dancing bear now?
David Beckham's son has got a job in London coffee shop earning ?2.68 an hour to teach him the value of money.
I bet it really hits home when the limo picks him up after work and takes him to his ?40 million family home.
My wife didn't need expensive plastic surgery
to change her body shape...
...she just ate cake and crisps!
As a smoker, Jeremy Clarkson will need to mind his language now he's on a final warning if filming in the USA.
He might not be dying for a fag, but he might lose his job over one.
SF,glad you love the new place,i like you don't smoke in my car or at work,i work too close around people and don't wanna stink,but first thing in the morning,and right after work/evenings are my downfall,i've really only put in a half assed effort to quit,seems the more i say i want to,the more i smoke,seems maybe the same as my attempts at al,however i really try with that,i guess i just expect a perfect life,everything upon quitting and when it doesn't happen right away it drives me bananas,so dumb,SL,i hear you on stinky casinos,Kell and i went to try our luck at a new little place they just opened around the corner,as soon as we walked in it smelled like 1,000 old cigs and stale beer,it only opened less than 2 months ago,ghetto as hell,i won't be going back soon,hiMick,still working on the plants,took them out of the sun,they're perking up a little,hi Sam,Det,PPQP,and where the heck is Yah?hope everyone has a good tuesday
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