mae all..tis I ...sleep fairy seems to have deserted me 0615am on a Saturday morning!!wont be here tomorrow...out early o clock...no rain this morning glad to say,just blowy out there.
ok without further ado lets get the brew on,and move swiftly into "yacking"mode
morning Sam...how is the cleaning out stuff going? you getting there?yep sure know about the sleep combo today...trouble is if I did try and go back to sleep ,would end up with a headache!!!hope you have a good weekend mate.
hiya Lav..welcome back to normality
hows the garden doing while youve been away?who looked after the chicks and the dogs when you were away?here you are..one sand less cuppa..
hiya Pauly ...how are you today then?ok ?how you feeling after pizza hut?I cant remember the last time I had one of those...pretty sure it was around Amys 18th which is 4 and a half years ago...so this is memorial weekend over there...I was getting mixed up with that and Vets day... Memorial day is to remember those in the forces who gave their lives for the country..it is also the start of your summer officially so watch the weather improve!!....and yes girl ..one day it will sink in about the booze and you will think ..wtf was that all about..so keep trying!!
hiya SL..how are you doing today then?on call?hope its a quiet one for you..yep the penny dropped for you..and thats the biggy ..dont give up giving up ..and now look at you..have your girls on anyone said anything about you quitting?noticed any change?dont forget ..get your name on that sunday shout tomorrow
morning ppqp ...how are you today then?all set for the weekend?have a great one..packed you a brew for the road!yep they reckon time does go faster as you get less young ..notice the deliberate evasion of the word older!!
hiya tt ..how are you today..probably zedding it out now!!whats today got in store for you?whatever ..have a good one
Hiya Det ..happy belated birthday mate..enjoy the celebs today!!!!
hiya SF ...how are you today?ok ?still in and out of the pool?will have a look at you tube later..yep we get tinternet problem where we are too..some times cant pick up my own signal..but everyone elses is there ..and thats with a booster..
right folks..jokes n offski ..will nip in tomorrow sometime take care,have a great weekend..
I went to see my doctor today, because of my terrible flatulance.
I was sat waiting for him for 5 minutes before he walked in with a huge pole.
"You're not going to stick that up my arse are you doctor?" I panicked.
"No, I'm just going to open a window, it stinks in here."
I had to take my wife to the doctor after she broke out in a hideous rash.
I told her, I had a good idea to avoid embarrassment on the way to the doctor's.
At first she seemed pleased but changed when I put the balaclava on.
Every meal my wife has goes straight on her stomach and thighs.
I've had to buy her a massive bib.
Oscar Pistorius is angry at the judge's ruling that he attend a mental health evaluation at a psychiatric hospital.
In fact he's hopping mad.
Since losing my job, I've been suffering from terrible insomnia.
It's so bad, that I spend 15 hours during the day sleeping it off.
NEW SIMPLIFIED INCOME TAX:
1. How much money did you make this year?
2. Send it to us.
Breaking News - Oil has been found in SE England.
In other news - America declares the population of the SE need freedom.
Thailand is under new military rule, curfews are in place and tourists have been advised to take extra precautions.
I've decided to pack another case with night goggles and more condoms.
Terrible for all those art students in Glasgow seeing their work go up in smoke.
Happened to an art graduate mate of mine... he set fire to the burgers in McDonalds.
Fire has ripped thru an art school building in Glasgow city centre, destroying the infrastructure, wiping out students' paintings,
and causing an estimated ?15 worth of damage.
Only 37% per cent of people voted last night.
Meaning the rest were driving a taxi, working in a corner shop or simply can't read or speak English......
There was a papa mole, a momma mole, and a baby mole. They lived in a hole out in the country near a farmhouse. Papa mole poked his head out of the hole and said, "Mmmm, I smell sausage!" Momma mole poked her head outside the hole and said, "Mmmm, I smell pancakes!" Baby mole tried to stick his head outside but couldn't because of the two bigger moles. Baby mole said, "The only thing I smell is molasses."
Three brothers wanted to give their blind mom a birthday gift. The first got her a big beautiful house. The second got her a brand new luxury vehicle with a driver. The third got her a talking parrot to keep her company. When they all got together, they wanted to know which gift she liked best. She said they were all great but she thanked her third son because she liked the chicken dinner best.
ok without further ado lets get the brew on,and move swiftly into "yacking"mode
morning Sam...how is the cleaning out stuff going? you getting there?yep sure know about the sleep combo today...trouble is if I did try and go back to sleep ,would end up with a headache!!!hope you have a good weekend mate.
hiya Lav..welcome back to normality
hows the garden doing while youve been away?who looked after the chicks and the dogs when you were away?here you are..one sand less cuppa..hiya Pauly ...how are you today then?ok ?how you feeling after pizza hut?I cant remember the last time I had one of those...pretty sure it was around Amys 18th which is 4 and a half years ago...so this is memorial weekend over there...I was getting mixed up with that and Vets day... Memorial day is to remember those in the forces who gave their lives for the country..it is also the start of your summer officially so watch the weather improve!!....and yes girl ..one day it will sink in about the booze and you will think ..wtf was that all about..so keep trying!!
hiya SL..how are you doing today then?on call?hope its a quiet one for you..yep the penny dropped for you..and thats the biggy ..dont give up giving up ..and now look at you..have your girls on anyone said anything about you quitting?noticed any change?dont forget ..get your name on that sunday shout tomorrow
morning ppqp ...how are you today then?all set for the weekend?have a great one..packed you a brew for the road!yep they reckon time does go faster as you get less young ..notice the deliberate evasion of the word older!!
hiya tt ..how are you today..probably zedding it out now!!whats today got in store for you?whatever ..have a good one
Hiya Det ..happy belated birthday mate..enjoy the celebs today!!!!
hiya SF ...how are you today?ok ?still in and out of the pool?will have a look at you tube later..yep we get tinternet problem where we are too..some times cant pick up my own signal..but everyone elses is there ..and thats with a booster..
right folks..jokes n offski ..will nip in tomorrow sometime take care,have a great weekend..
I went to see my doctor today, because of my terrible flatulance.
I was sat waiting for him for 5 minutes before he walked in with a huge pole.
"You're not going to stick that up my arse are you doctor?" I panicked.
"No, I'm just going to open a window, it stinks in here."
I had to take my wife to the doctor after she broke out in a hideous rash.
I told her, I had a good idea to avoid embarrassment on the way to the doctor's.
At first she seemed pleased but changed when I put the balaclava on.
Every meal my wife has goes straight on her stomach and thighs.
I've had to buy her a massive bib.
Oscar Pistorius is angry at the judge's ruling that he attend a mental health evaluation at a psychiatric hospital.
In fact he's hopping mad.
Since losing my job, I've been suffering from terrible insomnia.
It's so bad, that I spend 15 hours during the day sleeping it off.
NEW SIMPLIFIED INCOME TAX:
1. How much money did you make this year?
2. Send it to us.
Breaking News - Oil has been found in SE England.
In other news - America declares the population of the SE need freedom.
Thailand is under new military rule, curfews are in place and tourists have been advised to take extra precautions.
I've decided to pack another case with night goggles and more condoms.
Terrible for all those art students in Glasgow seeing their work go up in smoke.
Happened to an art graduate mate of mine... he set fire to the burgers in McDonalds.
Fire has ripped thru an art school building in Glasgow city centre, destroying the infrastructure, wiping out students' paintings,
and causing an estimated ?15 worth of damage.
Only 37% per cent of people voted last night.
Meaning the rest were driving a taxi, working in a corner shop or simply can't read or speak English......
There was a papa mole, a momma mole, and a baby mole. They lived in a hole out in the country near a farmhouse. Papa mole poked his head out of the hole and said, "Mmmm, I smell sausage!" Momma mole poked her head outside the hole and said, "Mmmm, I smell pancakes!" Baby mole tried to stick his head outside but couldn't because of the two bigger moles. Baby mole said, "The only thing I smell is molasses."
Three brothers wanted to give their blind mom a birthday gift. The first got her a big beautiful house. The second got her a brand new luxury vehicle with a driver. The third got her a talking parrot to keep her company. When they all got together, they wanted to know which gift she liked best. She said they were all great but she thanked her third son because she liked the chicken dinner best.
yeah Mick i feel weird when i sleep too long too,but i feel weird when i don't sleep enough also,getting just that perfecto balance is hard,4 years since pizza hut?your missing out haha,i have got to eat pizza at least once a week,it makes me happy,family gets sick of it but it's my thing
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