mae all..just a quick jump in afore I go on my travels...hope you are all well
Sam ..how did the market go? all ok?
welcome back to the land of the mad Lav!! should have loads of eggs to collect!!!
hiya Pauly....how are you today?ok I hope.
Hi SL.... you ok? any call outs last night? that triple no is sure getting closer!!!
hi ppqp cracking pic that ...glad your visit with your dad went well..
morning tt (is it??)hows things with you today?when do you move on from Toronto?
morning Det...whats on the cards for you today?fencing cleaning up cooking car boot sale?
thats it folks gotta go c yawl later!!!:hallo:
A man saw a gypsy caravan parked at the end of his road. "Madam Zelda Sees Everything! Palms read ?3". Out of curiosity he went in.
The gypsy took his hand as he held it out, "I see you are married," began the gypsy.
"True," said the man.
"I see you have lots of children."
"True," said the man.
"I see you live in house with a big garden."
"True," said the man.
"I see you have a mistress."
At which point the man's face turned a deep red.
"I f.cking knew it!" said the gypsy, whipping off her veil to reveal herself as his wife.
I took my dad to the doctors today.
I said, "He's constantly complaining about his sore back. Is there anything you can recommend?"
He replied, "You could get off his shoulders for a start."
My wife stormed into the living room and yelled, "I'm really pissed off, I've been called a fat bitch twice today."
I replied, "You shouldn't have bought me that parrot then."
Went to the Doctor to get my blood test results.
"You have the highest level of cholesterol I've ever seen." He said.
As it sank in he said, " I know this is premature, but when you die, would you consider leaving your body to me?"
A bit puzzled I replied, "You mean For research purposes?"
He smiled and said, "No, I want to hang you in the garden so the blue-tits can peck at you."
Sam ..how did the market go? all ok?
welcome back to the land of the mad Lav!! should have loads of eggs to collect!!!
hiya Pauly....how are you today?ok I hope.
Hi SL.... you ok? any call outs last night? that triple no is sure getting closer!!!
hi ppqp cracking pic that ...glad your visit with your dad went well..
morning tt (is it??)hows things with you today?when do you move on from Toronto?
morning Det...whats on the cards for you today?fencing cleaning up cooking car boot sale?
thats it folks gotta go c yawl later!!!:hallo:
A man saw a gypsy caravan parked at the end of his road. "Madam Zelda Sees Everything! Palms read ?3". Out of curiosity he went in.
The gypsy took his hand as he held it out, "I see you are married," began the gypsy.
"True," said the man.
"I see you have lots of children."
"True," said the man.
"I see you live in house with a big garden."
"True," said the man.
"I see you have a mistress."
At which point the man's face turned a deep red.
"I f.cking knew it!" said the gypsy, whipping off her veil to reveal herself as his wife.
I took my dad to the doctors today.
I said, "He's constantly complaining about his sore back. Is there anything you can recommend?"
He replied, "You could get off his shoulders for a start."
My wife stormed into the living room and yelled, "I'm really pissed off, I've been called a fat bitch twice today."
I replied, "You shouldn't have bought me that parrot then."
Went to the Doctor to get my blood test results.
"You have the highest level of cholesterol I've ever seen." He said.
As it sank in he said, " I know this is premature, but when you die, would you consider leaving your body to me?"
A bit puzzled I replied, "You mean For research purposes?"
He smiled and said, "No, I want to hang you in the garden so the blue-tits can peck at you."
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