mae all .how are we today? ok I hope..been playing in the garden this morning since silly o clock..flock of starlings in the fields behind making some racket ..just planted out my courgettes and cucumber which is pretty early for here.ok off we go then ..just having a brew ...anyone else?
morning Sam..how are you today then? oho see we are in the joke market now eh?did you make it up ..or unique it from somewhere else? :H whats on the agenda for today then?
hiya tt ..how are you today ?you now in the good ole us of a ?Uncle Sam welcomes you!!
hiya Pauly..woweee so glad to see the age of romance isnt dead in your gaff :H Romantic version..."hun appreciate you are a little tired, but would you mind ever so much helping me tidy up?"
your version...wHACK...!!!straight in the nuts...."now gerrup you lazy turd and get this craphole tidied or theres more on the way for you ..and I dont mean fkn snow"..glad the al free proggy is working ..bet he is too!!
Hiya Lav ..hows you?sheeit does that mean I have to double your brew in the mornings?:upset: hows thing doing ok I hope did you get much done yesterday?
hiya SL...hows you then? hows the on call going ? ok I hope ..take it you arent into leeks then?..just to cheer you up ...did you know its now SEVEN days till the school holidays? not :H...honest!!!
Hiya SF...hows you today....enjoying your pool watching?just watch the sore head gang..drunk ..hangover hair of the dog ,drunk ,hangover and so on...isnt it good to look and think ..glad thats not me...and then look again and think ..shit that was me...was I as big a muppet as this crowd??the answer is yes!!
hiya ppqp ..how are you doing today?ok I hope
right folks ..tis offski time for me ..money to spend :upset:
have a great day
My local takeaway are running a deal where you get your meal free if it doesn't arrive within 45 minutes.
Was quite a chase but managed to outrun the delivery man for 20 minutes in my motorhome.
Phoned up the pest controller earlier as I've got a big pest problem in the house.
My wife doesn't count apparently.
A man and a little boy go into the hairdresser's.
The man has his hair done and then sits the little lad in the chair.
"Now wait here when your finished, I'm just off to do some shopping." says the man and leaves without paying.
Two hours later, the little lad's still waiting, when the barber says, "I think your dad's forgotten you".
The little lad says, "He's not me dad, we just met outside and he asked me if I wanted a free haircut".
I have a mental problem.
Or a wife, as she prefers to be called.
Police in New Zealand have found an object they believe to be a body in an Auckland cemetery this morning. I don't mean to criticize, but...
The doctor gave me six months to live today.
He said after that I'll be declared fit , so it will be back to surviving on jobseekers.
I'm not saying I'm ugly ,but not even a boomerang comes back when I throw it.
I've come up with a new pitch for a TV show. It's exactly the same format as Masterchef, but it's not called Masterchef.
I got the idea after seeing every other f.cking show on TV.
My dad always used to cut the crusts off my sandwiches.
Well, my mum had to eat something.
morning Sam..how are you today then? oho see we are in the joke market now eh?did you make it up ..or unique it from somewhere else? :H whats on the agenda for today then?
hiya tt ..how are you today ?you now in the good ole us of a ?Uncle Sam welcomes you!!
hiya Pauly..woweee so glad to see the age of romance isnt dead in your gaff :H Romantic version..."hun appreciate you are a little tired, but would you mind ever so much helping me tidy up?"
your version...wHACK...!!!straight in the nuts...."now gerrup you lazy turd and get this craphole tidied or theres more on the way for you ..and I dont mean fkn snow"..glad the al free proggy is working ..bet he is too!!
Hiya Lav ..hows you?sheeit does that mean I have to double your brew in the mornings?:upset: hows thing doing ok I hope did you get much done yesterday?
hiya SL...hows you then? hows the on call going ? ok I hope ..take it you arent into leeks then?..just to cheer you up ...did you know its now SEVEN days till the school holidays? not :H...honest!!!
Hiya SF...hows you today....enjoying your pool watching?just watch the sore head gang..drunk ..hangover hair of the dog ,drunk ,hangover and so on...isnt it good to look and think ..glad thats not me...and then look again and think ..shit that was me...was I as big a muppet as this crowd??the answer is yes!!
hiya ppqp ..how are you doing today?ok I hope
right folks ..tis offski time for me ..money to spend :upset:
have a great day
My local takeaway are running a deal where you get your meal free if it doesn't arrive within 45 minutes.
Was quite a chase but managed to outrun the delivery man for 20 minutes in my motorhome.
Phoned up the pest controller earlier as I've got a big pest problem in the house.
My wife doesn't count apparently.
A man and a little boy go into the hairdresser's.
The man has his hair done and then sits the little lad in the chair.
"Now wait here when your finished, I'm just off to do some shopping." says the man and leaves without paying.
Two hours later, the little lad's still waiting, when the barber says, "I think your dad's forgotten you".
The little lad says, "He's not me dad, we just met outside and he asked me if I wanted a free haircut".
I have a mental problem.
Or a wife, as she prefers to be called.
Police in New Zealand have found an object they believe to be a body in an Auckland cemetery this morning. I don't mean to criticize, but...
The doctor gave me six months to live today.
He said after that I'll be declared fit , so it will be back to surviving on jobseekers.
I'm not saying I'm ugly ,but not even a boomerang comes back when I throw it.
I've come up with a new pitch for a TV show. It's exactly the same format as Masterchef, but it's not called Masterchef.
I got the idea after seeing every other f.cking show on TV.
My dad always used to cut the crusts off my sandwiches.
Well, my mum had to eat something.
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