ok on we go with the show tea and coffee on the boil now
hiya Lav well how are you this fine day?did you get anything done at all yesterday?hows your routine doing now that yb has moved back in ?oops apologies heres a brew!!
hiya Pauly ..how are you today ...oh no bougie dying?could be anything thats done it..but the soil should be kept damp not saturated..dont know how big it is ..but if it isnt hooge then maybe you could put a shelter round it ...
hiya Sam....hows you ? Virginny clay?well guess thats why I aint a roadbuilder!!:H what are you up to today?owt or nowt?did you go to the farmers market?
hiya SL..well how was your sober birthday? did you enjoy the day?and whats more you are off call now..any plans for the weekend?
hiya tt...how are you doing ? last leg of the journey ..when are you home?impreesed with your political correctness "but thy are large and ate a lot"..Im sure I could rephrase that!!:H
enjoy the remainder of your trip.
hiya ppqp ..long time ..been busy have we?dont forget yourself in all this ..so how are you doing and what have you been up to?brew for you too?at work
hiya Det how are you doing ? all good my friend?you got any more energy today?
right my sober stalwarts tis time to go..take care n have a good one
A policeman pulled me over last night.
He said, "You've got no tax, your rear tyre is completely flat, you've got a can of lager in your hand and you're not wearing a seatbelt!"
I said, "I'll see you tomorrow then."
"What's that supposed to mean?" he asked.
I said, "Hang on a minute pal, I'm on the phone."
Sylvester Stallone has converted to Islam, he is now known as Ramadambo
The Chilcott Inquiry has agreed to publish the "gist" of the conversation between George Bush and Tony Blair.
Bush: "Saddam's a tosser. Let's invade"
Blair: "Yes Sir."
I used to own two companies that make indigestion tablets.
But they recently dissolved.
I hear Prince Harry has split up with his girlfriend of 5 years.
I know he's royalty and all but that's a bit young isn't it?
Police have discovered a huge terrorist plot in the north of England...
All the vegetables found growing have being destroyed.
Last night I settled down to eat some Ben & Jerry's with a DVD.
I couldn't be arsed to wash a spoon.
Sometimes I love to drive off-road, across fields & through rivers..
Or "Shortest Route" as the sat-nav calls it.
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