Saturday AF 31 May

[treetops]

Happy Saturday everyone ? day almost over ? see I told you I would start confusing you all. Am back in freezing cold New Zealand but glad to be home. Flight was rather hellish ? I had a man beside me who was really horrible, just plain rude - and kept moving around ? this was an overnight flight ? and I was trying to sleep. The flight attendants kept trying to offer me AL ? because they knew I was getting a hard time. I politely declined their offer and did suggest that an upgrade to business class would be compensate instead :H but they had no room!

SL ? one glass would be such a bad idea ? after all your great effort. So keep that door closed! Well done. Lovely weather in San Francisco - I enjoyed my time there.

Thought I would be able to go through everyone?s names but I am just too tired ? you all have a great AF day.

[Mick]

Saturday AF 31 May

hooray....just managed to get on here!!kept telling me earlier that it wasnt available!!!so how are we all then ?firstly congrats SL ....on 100 days well done you ...the next one is???

right on we go then ..tea n coffee still on the go ..bit stewed but hey!!!

hiya TT ...glad you are back safe n sound despite being sat next to mr horrible...quite a tester that is for no al!!now that you are back in upside down land...at what part of the journey d othey put you on your head??:H

hiya Lav ...how are you today? ok I hope..so you have the the terrible twosome as well?

quote The Insanity Twins will be here thru Sunday - hope to get rid of them by Monday morning at the latest. They haven't been bad but they do smell (mostly because it's been raining off & on all week).

who smell..the twins or the dogs??? :H

morning Sam...hows the house clearance going? ok I hope ..will you be finished on time?

hiya Pauly..how are you today?..ok I hope...why dont you join Sam and Det setting up a car boot sale???soon declutter that way ..give you a few bob to yourself too! hows the energy levels doing? any better?

hiya ppqp...how are doing ?...remember ..you time is paramount!!so what are you up to this weekend?off to your dads?here you go then ..take this traveling brew with you !have a great weekend

right peeps ..time to go ..off to Manchester on the tram ..its nice n sunny just now ..methinks it might rain tho ..take care n have a good one

"We have to go back, I've forgotten to bring my tablets."

"For f.ck's sake Moses."

If a woman ever pulls a knife out on you, pull out some bread and mayo, her woman instincts will kick in and she'll make you a sandwich.

A man asks the librarian,"Do you have any books on bad customer service?"

"F.ck off!" Replies the librarian.

If I was rich and bored, I would hire private detectives to follow each other.

I introduced my new girlfriend to my family last night.

"This is my dad Roger," I said, "And this is my twin brother Dave."

"Nice to meet you," she smiled, "Who's the oldest?"

I said, "My dad."

I've been studying properties in Manchester for weeks now, looking for just the right place to get on the ladder.

And at last, I've found the perfect house. The bathroom window is open and the owner is on holiday.

Whilst working in Asda today, a frantic woman ran to me.

"I've lost my daughter! She's seven, wearing a pink top, with brown hair."

"Oh, ok. Did you try the confectionary aisle?"

"No, I should have known. I bet that's where they all run off to isn't it?"

"No I but I saw you come in with the fat little git and that's the first place I'd look."

There was a very persistent Jehovah's Witness knocking on the door earlier..

My bathroom door.

My Jewish mate has been with his Tourette's suffering girlfriend for years now.

I always wondered what kept them together.

Then I saw the swear jar.

Having heard that One Direction have been smoking cannabis I would personally recommend them trying acid

Battery acid

One direction caught smoking weed on the way to their gig.

Even they need to be stoned to listen to that shit.

My liver's in a right mess through drinking too much.

I burnt the onions.

Did you hear about the Irishman who was told he only had 2 weeks to live?

He chose the last week in July and the first week of August.

I've just been for a haircut, "It looks like you're losing your hair, mate!" the barber said, cockily.
"Well get a f.cking move on then!" I replied.

In the paper today: 'E-Cigarettes Could Prevent the Deaths of Millions'

Well, I wasn't keen at first, but now I know they can grant eternal life, I'm definitely going to snap one up.

[Lavande]

Saturday AF 31 May

Good morning Abbers

Welcome home TT!
Sorry you had to sit beside Mr. Disgusting the whole way
Rest up & tell us more stories

Mick, you do realize that the Insanity Twins ARE the dogs, right?? :H :H
I do not have the ambition or energy to wash these dogs so I will just have to put up with the stink a little longer
Looks like a beautiful weekend is in store for us, sunny & pleasant! I hope to spend plenty of time outside!

Greetings Sam, Pauly, PQ, SL, SF, Det & everyone!
Have a great AF Saturday one & all!!

Lav

[paulywogg]

Saturday AF 31 May

Mae everybody,hey Mick i like one direction! haha,glad you had a safe trip back home TT,i wouldn't wash those dogs either Lav,it's too hard to wash dogs especially big ones,then they shake everywhere,my Winslow makes a beeline straight to my bed after i've washed him,no more leave it to the groomer,or in your case the twins' parents,i hate working Saturay! i was taking them off last summer but it did hit me financially,oh poop,better go get ready,love you all

[scottish lass]

Saturday AF 31 May

Morning all! Another first today - first broken glass not al related. Knocked it off the counter when getting my tea! Did have a moment panic, but nope was not drinking, and it was my water glass not wine - so no smell!! Hate cleaning up broken glass:H
Glad you are home safe TT - hope the guy has some elbow pole bruises to show for it, and well done for no AL, that would have been tempting!
Get YB to wash those dogs Lav! Doggie smell is not fun!
Pauly - sorry you are working.
MAE to PPQ, SF, Det, Sam and any of the others who nip on by. You guys mean such a lot to me, coming here and checking in daily with folks so very intent on the choices they have made is one of the most impactful steps to where I am today - with huge gratitude, Kim:l

[Determinator]

Saturday AF 31 May

ahoy ABerooooos!

filled with happy AF gratitude here also I'm happy to report. another day of fun-filled home repair. yay!

welcome home TT!

gotta run to storage unit...everyone have a great AF weekend

be well

[porqoui]

Saturday AF 31 May

MAE ALL....

Congrats again SL and welcome home TT. :hallo: to the rest of my family.

Quick visit with my Dad, he really wasn't with it today. Oh well, I still enjoy my time with him.

Call from my sister this morning to tell me her husband wants a divorce. He's not going to put up with her drinking anymore.
Didn't need to start my day with that but I have been exactly where she is now.
Lots of encouragement to seek help, take care of herself for now, everything else can wait. We'll see what happens.

Off to plant the little kids flower beds at the community centre. Have a great AF Saturday.....PPQP

[TheSunFlower]

Saturday AF 31 May

I finally internet back!

Shitty week at work. They pulled a few stunts that suck. Something hit the fan....they withdrew the severance and wrote us all up threatening to fire us. Now we are all in a standoff...because I think they thought we would all quit and they could get out of paying the severance and not pay on unemployment.

Lovely day today though. The perfect yoga class, trip to quaint downtown area, lunch with my guys, pool and finishing with a raw food dinner at the studio. They are having an info session on processed foods and I am taking my son who suffers from severe skin issues.

The only thing I missed was my intended nap

SL I actually finally committed to sobriety rather close to my birthday. Guess I was done poisoning myself as if it was a gift to myself

I am getting close to that year mark and I can feel a bit of a shift. Not sure though if it is sobriety or me getting closer to dumping the corporate job maybe a bit of both. I know I would be clinging to that death job for dear life if I was drinking.