mae all ..and hows the world today?certainly aint thru rose tinted glasses for me...more like red rimmed peepholes!!had to drop Julies parents at the airport ..and of course part of the motorway was closed for motorway maintenance ...or moving holes!!so feeling a bit tired the noo.already had 4 cawfees so another aint going to hurt..any takers? not many on here yesterday..wonder why?still using the main puter till my laptop is fixed..
ok here we go....
morning Lav ..how are you today? big brew for starting the thread yesterday..did you get all your cleaning done?
Sam....and how are you doing then?did the promised rains arrive?well done ..you and Mrs Sam getting away taking yer fiddle with you or not allowed?
hiya SL.....and how are you today then?any more early starts for crazy questions?take it the audit is over /nearly over...sure that goes something like ....meeting with senior managers..brief overview of findings..any major issues found...provisional scorings ..any questions ? no ..right we ll bugger off early again..you will get a written copy of report sent to you ..can be challenged ,however dated action plan must be submitted by return...and then after all that its ..(heres a cryptic for you!)Alice Cooper time! Read that article that you put up about the woman who stopped drinking and what she discovered..was going to put the link on here ,,but its yours..so can I suggest you put it up? it really is worth reading...you have a grrrreeeat day
hiya Pauly ...how are you doing?ok ..hows the kidz behaving?you have got all the answers to quitting ..all you need is to find out why you flip it every now n again..and when you do feel like a drink do something else instead..sounds easy ..I know that it aint..but ou gotta work at it and you will get there :l
right time to go and for all the lurkers :wavin:
have a good one.
My wife and I have decided that we want to have two children.
Now we need to choose one to get rid of.
Among mammals, bats have the highest rates of homosexuality....
I guess that explains Robin and all the leather.
I popped into the supermarket to buy a packet of condoms and as I got to the checkout, the cashier asked, "Would you like a bag with that?".
"No", I responded. "She's not that ugly".
A lot of Scots are saying they will vote No in the independence referendum because they 'don't want to be ruled by that Alex Salmond, he's a complete arsehole'.
Well in recent times they've been ruled by Thatcher, then Major, then Blair, then Brown and now by Cameron and Clegg, so you'd think they'd be well used to it by now.
Did you know that, if you watch Lord of the Rings backwards, it's a story about a little guy who gets a cool ring from a volcano and spends the rest of the film walking home...
Why do midgets make shit parents?
Because they struggle to put food on the table.
My wife and 10-year-old daughter are off to see One Direction in concert tonight.
I'm sure it's just a passing phase, and she'll eventually grow out of it.
And stop dragging our daughter along to see such shit bands.
"Can you throw my ball over the fence?" asked the little kid next door today.
"Sure," I replied, "There you go."
"Thanks," he said, "But I meant the fence between your garden and mine."
I've time travelled here from the year 2000!
It took me 14 years, 6 months and 2 days, but I made it!
I was struggling to get my car windows clean earlier when my wife said,"Why don't you try a newspaper."
Just my luck.Not a single advert for window cleaning products.
The Bible tells us to 'Love Thy Neighbour'.
I tried that and have a black eye and a restraining order to go with it.
"Have you been drinking?" My boss asked angrily.
"No, I haven't touched a drop for weeks now," I replied.
Apparently I was the worst beer taster the brewery had ever employed
ok here we go....
morning Lav ..how are you today? big brew for starting the thread yesterday..did you get all your cleaning done?
Sam....and how are you doing then?did the promised rains arrive?well done ..you and Mrs Sam getting away taking yer fiddle with you or not allowed?
hiya SL.....and how are you today then?any more early starts for crazy questions?take it the audit is over /nearly over...sure that goes something like ....meeting with senior managers..brief overview of findings..any major issues found...provisional scorings ..any questions ? no ..right we ll bugger off early again..you will get a written copy of report sent to you ..can be challenged ,however dated action plan must be submitted by return...and then after all that its ..(heres a cryptic for you!)Alice Cooper time! Read that article that you put up about the woman who stopped drinking and what she discovered..was going to put the link on here ,,but its yours..so can I suggest you put it up? it really is worth reading...you have a grrrreeeat day
hiya Pauly ...how are you doing?ok ..hows the kidz behaving?you have got all the answers to quitting ..all you need is to find out why you flip it every now n again..and when you do feel like a drink do something else instead..sounds easy ..I know that it aint..but ou gotta work at it and you will get there :l
right time to go and for all the lurkers :wavin:
have a good one.
My wife and I have decided that we want to have two children.
Now we need to choose one to get rid of.
Among mammals, bats have the highest rates of homosexuality....
I guess that explains Robin and all the leather.
I popped into the supermarket to buy a packet of condoms and as I got to the checkout, the cashier asked, "Would you like a bag with that?".
"No", I responded. "She's not that ugly".
A lot of Scots are saying they will vote No in the independence referendum because they 'don't want to be ruled by that Alex Salmond, he's a complete arsehole'.
Well in recent times they've been ruled by Thatcher, then Major, then Blair, then Brown and now by Cameron and Clegg, so you'd think they'd be well used to it by now.
Did you know that, if you watch Lord of the Rings backwards, it's a story about a little guy who gets a cool ring from a volcano and spends the rest of the film walking home...
Why do midgets make shit parents?
Because they struggle to put food on the table.
My wife and 10-year-old daughter are off to see One Direction in concert tonight.
I'm sure it's just a passing phase, and she'll eventually grow out of it.
And stop dragging our daughter along to see such shit bands.
"Can you throw my ball over the fence?" asked the little kid next door today.
"Sure," I replied, "There you go."
"Thanks," he said, "But I meant the fence between your garden and mine."
I've time travelled here from the year 2000!
It took me 14 years, 6 months and 2 days, but I made it!
I was struggling to get my car windows clean earlier when my wife said,"Why don't you try a newspaper."
Just my luck.Not a single advert for window cleaning products.
The Bible tells us to 'Love Thy Neighbour'.
I tried that and have a black eye and a restraining order to go with it.
"Have you been drinking?" My boss asked angrily.
"No, I haven't touched a drop for weeks now," I replied.
Apparently I was the worst beer taster the brewery had ever employed
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