mae all ..and how are we today then fellow spam mers ok ..I hope ..well how did the weekend go for everyone then..hopeflly better than my day yesterday ...anything that could go wrong ..went wrong!!massive traffic jams,and then went to an antiques emporium...which was actually a huge junk shop!!then went to another place in Halifax that we used to go to...to find out it had closed down!! so as a failure the day was a complete success!!
anyway on we go ..tea and coffee on the go
hiya Lav...how are you then?did you get outside yesterday at all...and how is your "rabbitese"coming along..can the rabbits u nderstand you yet?well heres a large brew to start the day with.
hiya Sam...how are you today then?did you get some tinkering time in with your bikes..once yo had done all your chores?
hiya ppqp..hows you today?ok I hope boss?...one brew coming up..no Julie doesnt usually come out on my Sunday jaunts..the last few havent been my normal jaunts....but will be back to them in about a months time...theres a lot clues in that lot!!how did your visit to your dad go?all well ?
hiya SL.....How are you then today?all back on track in your house now?has the cat been shifted yet?
hiya tt..how are you this fine day? ...still working away hard are you?liked your post....Happy anniversary Sam although the way you put it it sounds as if it was PPQP who put up with you for 25 years
now then ..is there a scandal afoot???:H:H
right peeps time to go ..big shout to those not here at the mo
A little boy was attending his first wedding.
After the service, his cousin asked him, "How many women can a man marry?" "Sixteen," the boy responded.
His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly.
"How do you know that?"
"Easy," the little boy said. "All you have to do is add it up, like the Bishop said: 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer"
Two cannibals are at an athletics meeting.
"I'm hungry."
"Me too."
"What would you like to eat?"
"I think I'll have the starter."
Watched Thor the other day
I just love melting ice
I witnessed absolutely disgusting behaviour on the on the prom in Llandudno today. Saw a man and woman having an almighty argument in front of a load of kids. Suddenly the woman smacked the guy on the head and it all kicked off. There was a massive brawl and someone called the police. This poor copper turned up on his own and took out his baton to the man. The guy managed to snatch it off him and began to assault the copper and his wife.
Then, out of nowhere, a crocodile crept up and stole all the sausages.
I love watching Punch and Judy!
Having tried several brands of toilet paper I've decided that Asda's own 'Shades' not only cleans my butt properly, but also feels soft and snug during the whole wiping process.
However, I've left a very nasty mess in aisle 24 as a result.
I once knew a suicidal guy who got hit by a steam train,
He was chuffed to bits.
Hospital regulations require a wheel chair for patients being discharged. However, while working as a student nurse, I found one elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet, who insisted he didn't need my help to leave the hospital.
After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let me wheel him to the elevator.
On the way down I asked him if his wife was meeting him.
"I don't know," he said. "She's still upstairs in the bathroom changing out of her hospital gown."
hate dogs. Especially terriers.
That makes me a terrier-ist.
Three window cleaners have formed a tribute band performing "Nightfever", "Stayin' Alive" and "How Deep Is Your Love" they're called the Squee Gees.
anyway on we go ..tea and coffee on the go
hiya Lav...how are you then?did you get outside yesterday at all...and how is your "rabbitese"coming along..can the rabbits u nderstand you yet?well heres a large brew to start the day with.
hiya Sam...how are you today then?did you get some tinkering time in with your bikes..once yo had done all your chores?
hiya ppqp..hows you today?ok I hope boss?...one brew coming up..no Julie doesnt usually come out on my Sunday jaunts..the last few havent been my normal jaunts....but will be back to them in about a months time...theres a lot clues in that lot!!how did your visit to your dad go?all well ?
hiya SL.....How are you then today?all back on track in your house now?has the cat been shifted yet?
hiya tt..how are you this fine day? ...still working away hard are you?liked your post....Happy anniversary Sam although the way you put it it sounds as if it was PPQP who put up with you for 25 years
now then ..is there a scandal afoot???:H:H
right peeps time to go ..big shout to those not here at the mo
A little boy was attending his first wedding.
After the service, his cousin asked him, "How many women can a man marry?" "Sixteen," the boy responded.
His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly.
"How do you know that?"
"Easy," the little boy said. "All you have to do is add it up, like the Bishop said: 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer"
Two cannibals are at an athletics meeting.
"I'm hungry."
"Me too."
"What would you like to eat?"
"I think I'll have the starter."
Watched Thor the other day
I just love melting ice
I witnessed absolutely disgusting behaviour on the on the prom in Llandudno today. Saw a man and woman having an almighty argument in front of a load of kids. Suddenly the woman smacked the guy on the head and it all kicked off. There was a massive brawl and someone called the police. This poor copper turned up on his own and took out his baton to the man. The guy managed to snatch it off him and began to assault the copper and his wife.
Then, out of nowhere, a crocodile crept up and stole all the sausages.
I love watching Punch and Judy!
Having tried several brands of toilet paper I've decided that Asda's own 'Shades' not only cleans my butt properly, but also feels soft and snug during the whole wiping process.
However, I've left a very nasty mess in aisle 24 as a result.
I once knew a suicidal guy who got hit by a steam train,
He was chuffed to bits.
Hospital regulations require a wheel chair for patients being discharged. However, while working as a student nurse, I found one elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet, who insisted he didn't need my help to leave the hospital.
After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let me wheel him to the elevator.
On the way down I asked him if his wife was meeting him.
"I don't know," he said. "She's still upstairs in the bathroom changing out of her hospital gown."
hate dogs. Especially terriers.
That makes me a terrier-ist.
Three window cleaners have formed a tribute band performing "Nightfever", "Stayin' Alive" and "How Deep Is Your Love" they're called the Squee Gees.
hope all your tests go good Lav,i always make those blood tests too late and by the time i take it i'm starving to death,next time i have mine done i'm taking the 8 a.m one they offer,it's just a pain to get up and out of the house that early on days off,Mick,that does sound like a dumb Sunday,bit at least you guys were together out doing something,my poor bougie is getting shredded worse from those damn hungry bugs! it's looking ugly,i'm mad,hope everyone has a good Monday
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