mae all ...and how are we today then ? all ok ...ready for the weekend?weather over here has been brill all week ..but its the Glastonbury festival this weekend and they reckon its gonna hammer down!!! got the kitchen man coming in an hour ..supposed to be coming tonight but instead he is coming this morning..madam is on her way home ...strangely enough she doeesnt trust me to discuss kitchen designs and layouts 
ok so on we go ..tea and coffee on the go.
morning Sam...well mate any resolution as to your land dispute?yeh lawyers..why say yes or no when you can turn it into lotsa words with costs!!Interesting with the mushrooms ..are the oysters packed or is that how they are grown? do they own north cove? there is a vid on you tube of them.
hiya Lav...how are you today then? well did you get your quiet day?that hole should be pretty easy to fix....can you get a pic of it ?could either us expanding foam (waterproof)..or a combi of that and adhesive flashing over it...just make sure it is sealed good round the pipes....ooops sorry ..heres your brew!!!
wow pauly ...sounds like your pretty busy too ..how are you doing?dont forget yourself in all of this as for the boogie ..def spray it with soapy water ..under the leaves as well as on top..check the soil round it too ..for any larvae or eggs
hiya Det ..how are you then? alls well now its time to chillax..and no you dont need to reward yourself with a beer!!
Patrice ..well done you :goodjob:..and yep you still felt crap when you woke up ? 2 things here firstly when you first got in a car ..could you drive it straight away?nope takes time..secondly our bodies need to adjust in the morning
hiya tt...you ok?need some rest young lady!!too much zooming around!!
hiya SL...well thats you now ..even your daughter has told everyone about you not drinking.just shows you tho.. even though you were playing the kidding everyone including yourself about drink..your children had picked up on it!!!as for af beers..Ive seen on here in the past people poo pooing af beer all the arguments about substitution etc for me there is no case to answer...objective: to stop poisoning myself with al. af beer..is the objective achieved? yes..end of debate for me!!
the only ones I like are Becks blue and San Miguel 0%
yep...hope all is quote "peachy" this weekend for you...well done
right offski time...take it easy all..including you ppqp wherever you are!
Just downloaded a video of Luis Su?rez's greatest moments.
It was only 3 mega bites.
I'm sick of these ridiculously high quotes from builders these days.
?50 labour.
?2000 Polish translator.
Luis Su?rez has left Liverpool to join Borussia Munchonyourcentreback
According to the new study in New Scientist magazine, women talk almost three times as much as men.
This is because the first two times we're not listening.
I started watching this documentary about Infinity but it went on forever.
Wonga have been fined for sending letters from fake law firms.
Which is a pity. Because I got 3 Wonga loans by providing work references from the same ones.
Men!
There's only one shopping day left before Christmas ...
It'll be on 24th December
My neighbour complained to me about my dog crapping on his lawn.
"It wasn't my dog." I protested.
"It wasn't?" he said.
"No," I said. "it was me."
How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, but it takes five sessions.
STATE SLOGANS
Alabama: At Least We're Not Mississippi/>
Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't be Wrong!
Arizona: But It's a Dry Heat
Arkansas: Litterasy Ain't Everthing
California: As Seen on TV
Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With Less Character
Delaware: We Really Do Like the Chemicals in Our Water
Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids
Georgia: Without Atlanta We're Alabama
Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru
(Death to Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)
Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes... OK, Maybe Not, But The Potatoes Are Real Good
Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn
Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States
Kentucky: 5 Million People; Seven Last Names
Louisiana: We're Not All Drunk Cajuns
Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
Maryland: A Thinking Man's Delaware
Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's
Michigan: First Line of Defense From the Canadians
Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes and 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
Mississippi: Come Feel Better About Your Own State
Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work
Montana: Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies and Very Little Else
Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest
Nevada: Whores and Poker!
New Hampshire: Go Away and Leave Us Alone
New Jersey: You Want a F**kin' Motto? I Got Yer F**kin' Motto Right Here!
New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets
New York: You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to an Attorney...
North Carolina: Tobacco is a Vegetable
North Dakota: We Really are One of the 50 States!
Ohio: We Wish We Were In Michigan
Oklahoma: Like the Play, Only No Singing
Oregon: Spotted Owl -- It's What's For Dinner
Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal
Rhode Island: We're Not Really An Island
South Carolina: We Have Never Actually Surrendered to the North
South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota
Tennessee: The Educashun State
Texas: A Whole 'Nother Country!
Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
Vermont: Yep
Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds and Slackers!
Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?
West Virginia: One Big Happy Family -- Really!
Wisconsin: Come Cut Our Cheese
Wyoming: Wynot?
Three couples want to join a church, but the pastor has a rule that all new members must go three weeks without having sex.
Three weeks go by and the first couple comes back. The pastor says, "So how did it go?"
"It was pretty hard, but we made it," says the first couple.
"Well, welcome to our church," says the pastor.
The second couple comes back and the pastor asks them the same question. Their reply is the same as the first couple's.
The third couple comes back and the pastor asks them the same question, and they reply, "Well, we were doing pretty well until last night when she bent over to pick up that can of pork and beans and I just put it to her."
"Well, I'm sorry, but you're not welcome to our church," says the pastor.
"That's okay," says the third couple, "We're moving. We're not welcome at the grocery store either."
A guy admired the hair of three girls. He walked by one and asked, ?How'd you get such lovely blonde hair?
Taking her hand and gently running it through her hair, the girl answered, ?It's natural.?
The guy walked by the second girl and asked, ?How'd you get such pretty brown hair??
Fluffing her hair, the second girl said, ?It's natural.?
Finally the guy approached the third girl and asked, ?How'd you get such cool green hair??
Taking her hand and rubbing it up past her nose, then skimming it through the hair, she said, ?It's natural.?
ok so on we go ..tea and coffee on the go.
morning Sam...well mate any resolution as to your land dispute?yeh lawyers..why say yes or no when you can turn it into lotsa words with costs!!Interesting with the mushrooms ..are the oysters packed or is that how they are grown? do they own north cove? there is a vid on you tube of them.
hiya Lav...how are you today then? well did you get your quiet day?that hole should be pretty easy to fix....can you get a pic of it ?could either us expanding foam (waterproof)..or a combi of that and adhesive flashing over it...just make sure it is sealed good round the pipes....ooops sorry ..heres your brew!!!
wow pauly ...sounds like your pretty busy too ..how are you doing?dont forget yourself in all of this as for the boogie ..def spray it with soapy water ..under the leaves as well as on top..check the soil round it too ..for any larvae or eggs
hiya Det ..how are you then? alls well now its time to chillax..and no you dont need to reward yourself with a beer!!
Patrice ..well done you :goodjob:..and yep you still felt crap when you woke up ? 2 things here firstly when you first got in a car ..could you drive it straight away?nope takes time..secondly our bodies need to adjust in the morning
hiya tt...you ok?need some rest young lady!!too much zooming around!!
hiya SL...well thats you now ..even your daughter has told everyone about you not drinking.just shows you tho.. even though you were playing the kidding everyone including yourself about drink..your children had picked up on it!!!as for af beers..Ive seen on here in the past people poo pooing af beer all the arguments about substitution etc for me there is no case to answer...objective: to stop poisoning myself with al. af beer..is the objective achieved? yes..end of debate for me!!
the only ones I like are Becks blue and San Miguel 0%
yep...hope all is quote "peachy" this weekend for you...well done
right offski time...take it easy all..including you ppqp wherever you are!
Just downloaded a video of Luis Su?rez's greatest moments.
It was only 3 mega bites.
I'm sick of these ridiculously high quotes from builders these days.
?50 labour.
?2000 Polish translator.
Luis Su?rez has left Liverpool to join Borussia Munchonyourcentreback
According to the new study in New Scientist magazine, women talk almost three times as much as men.
This is because the first two times we're not listening.
I started watching this documentary about Infinity but it went on forever.
Wonga have been fined for sending letters from fake law firms.
Which is a pity. Because I got 3 Wonga loans by providing work references from the same ones.
Men!
There's only one shopping day left before Christmas ...
It'll be on 24th December
My neighbour complained to me about my dog crapping on his lawn.
"It wasn't my dog." I protested.
"It wasn't?" he said.
"No," I said. "it was me."
How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, but it takes five sessions.
STATE SLOGANS
Alabama: At Least We're Not Mississippi/>
Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't be Wrong!
Arizona: But It's a Dry Heat
Arkansas: Litterasy Ain't Everthing
California: As Seen on TV
Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With Less Character
Delaware: We Really Do Like the Chemicals in Our Water
Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids
Georgia: Without Atlanta We're Alabama
Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru
(Death to Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)
Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes... OK, Maybe Not, But The Potatoes Are Real Good
Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn
Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States
Kentucky: 5 Million People; Seven Last Names
Louisiana: We're Not All Drunk Cajuns
Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
Maryland: A Thinking Man's Delaware
Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's
Michigan: First Line of Defense From the Canadians
Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes and 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
Mississippi: Come Feel Better About Your Own State
Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work
Montana: Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies and Very Little Else
Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest
Nevada: Whores and Poker!
New Hampshire: Go Away and Leave Us Alone
New Jersey: You Want a F**kin' Motto? I Got Yer F**kin' Motto Right Here!
New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets
New York: You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to an Attorney...
North Carolina: Tobacco is a Vegetable
North Dakota: We Really are One of the 50 States!
Ohio: We Wish We Were In Michigan
Oklahoma: Like the Play, Only No Singing
Oregon: Spotted Owl -- It's What's For Dinner
Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal
Rhode Island: We're Not Really An Island
South Carolina: We Have Never Actually Surrendered to the North
South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota
Tennessee: The Educashun State
Texas: A Whole 'Nother Country!
Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
Vermont: Yep
Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds and Slackers!
Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?
West Virginia: One Big Happy Family -- Really!
Wisconsin: Come Cut Our Cheese
Wyoming: Wynot?
Three couples want to join a church, but the pastor has a rule that all new members must go three weeks without having sex.
Three weeks go by and the first couple comes back. The pastor says, "So how did it go?"
"It was pretty hard, but we made it," says the first couple.
"Well, welcome to our church," says the pastor.
The second couple comes back and the pastor asks them the same question. Their reply is the same as the first couple's.
The third couple comes back and the pastor asks them the same question, and they reply, "Well, we were doing pretty well until last night when she bent over to pick up that can of pork and beans and I just put it to her."
"Well, I'm sorry, but you're not welcome to our church," says the pastor.
"That's okay," says the third couple, "We're moving. We're not welcome at the grocery store either."
A guy admired the hair of three girls. He walked by one and asked, ?How'd you get such lovely blonde hair?
Taking her hand and gently running it through her hair, the girl answered, ?It's natural.?
The guy walked by the second girl and asked, ?How'd you get such pretty brown hair??
Fluffing her hair, the second girl said, ?It's natural.?
Finally the guy approached the third girl and asked, ?How'd you get such cool green hair??
Taking her hand and rubbing it up past her nose, then skimming it through the hair, she said, ?It's natural.?
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