Mae all and how are we today now that the weeeeeeeeeeeeekend is almost here..if you say it like that then it lasts longer and doesnt go so quick 
duh!!well kitcken mannie was here yesterday..ok from what I can gather ...kitchen will be made of reclaimed pine..no top cupboards ..I hate them..its like walking down a corridor..belfast sink and victorian taps..work surfaces will be inset tiles which I can do..then all sorts of fancy wee bits n pieces..by this time my head was numb so let Julie do the yakking..shes got a diploma in that..all I heard was ker..ching !!because it is all hand made ..takes 14 weeks from acceptance to completion..Ive got my mate coming round on Monday to take the little kitchen radiator out..Ive also emptied all the top cupboards out etc to see how things will fit..by the way Julie is at work ....hey no sense in hanging around!!
anyways this time next week will be on the big silver bird to Menorca...Binibeca....should be able to keep in touch..ok thats enuff about moi..apart from caught the rabbits trying to dig out yesterday..you know the concrete panel bases that you stand wooden fencing on?well they had dug down and under that..they didnt have the sense to dig up ..if they they would have been in next doors garden..honestly its worse than stopping prisoners ever was!!
t n cawfee on the go.....
hiya Pauly..hows you? hey give us some of that 110..trade you for rain!!hows young un doing?has she settled and sleeping ok or not? sleepless in seattle get it ahh forget it :H
hiya ppqp ..yikes you been busy ..do you get to go to these graduation dinners or just the organising of them?reckon you are right ..all doing well ..hope you are too take it easy and have a brew!
hiya tt hows you this fine? day? all ok ..certainly an array of skills there ..mostly involving mental capability..errm think Ill stick to fizzical!!or house is all neutral colours nowadays..done all the mad wallpapers and borders an colours..I think what it is .as you get older you want to spend time on things that you want to do ..not that you have to..obviously seem people like painting and decorating..me Id rather walk around with a stone in my shoe ..defo doesnt float my boat!!
hiya Det how are you doing ?apart from having an elastic cord tied to your backside!!cafe house cafe house!!least it aint a boozer!!best of lck with the selling mate.
hiya Lav ..well how did the vets scenario end up ? all ok?grand...brew time ready for another?so whats on the cards today then?get the sannies ready ..on my over to fix the roof !!
hiya Sam hows you today?ok ..so whats going on on this fine day ?on the mountain?..yep it is sad about families ...me and my brother stay in touch tho wouldn't say we are close close..the main reason is I promised my ma when she died that we would stay in touch..its me that goes to see him ,phones him etc ..but hey a promise is a promise.....any plans for the weekend out fiddling anywhere?(That doesnt sound too good does it?)have a good one
hiya SL hows you today then?ok still being mummy angel with daughters?
yes you are right about this thread ..kinda like a day in the life..personally think Id get bored talking about drink all the time..the reason we are here is ..we dont use it so why dwell on it..your off to Sonata this weekend for the lavender festival arent you?have a great time.
right folks..exit stage left ..have a great day one and all.
Luis Suarez is said to be worth over ?100m.
Well that's the estimate from the tooth fairy.
Judaism, Christianity and Islam are all equally valid, but one thing breaks the tie in favour of Christianity:
Grilled cheese with bacon.
I was in court for murdering a vampire recently.
I asked for several other counts to be taken into consideration.
President Obama says his daughters need minimum wage jobs to "learn what it means to work."
May I suggest the same for members of Congress?
The bloke in the shop told me: "This is the new Google Smartwatch. It allows users to send texts and emails, surf the web, schedule appointments or play games or music, It will also act as a fitness tracker. I said "That's brilliant! But how do you tell what time it is?" He replied, "Oh, that's what your phone is for..."
I tried to propose to my girlfriend from thailand today but it went wrong. As soon as i got down on one knee she started undoing her skirt
think about it ......
Anyone know if taping the skirting boards before painting the walls is a good idea?
Masking for a friend.
I was at my local car dealership and the salesman said if I could leave a decent sized deposit I could drive away in the car I wanted.
"OK, you're on" I said, "Where's your toilet then?"
Bbc news: recomend sugar limit for women is to be cut to 25 grams.
Men's limit to be cut to 35 grams.
The wife has now booked in for a sex change
Sam...
My wife said she is leaving me , as she is fed up with my obsession with motorbikes
A bit of a triumph, if i am being honest
News: Pope excommunicates Mafia.
Good luck when starting the Popemobile.
I recently built a device that runs off of air pressure using pneumatic physics and a springboard system which allows the user to fire faeces in an indoor environment
When I tried to demonstrate it,the shit hit the fan
Breaking news "thief steals combine harvester, is bailed"
duh!!well kitcken mannie was here yesterday..ok from what I can gather ...kitchen will be made of reclaimed pine..no top cupboards ..I hate them..its like walking down a corridor..belfast sink and victorian taps..work surfaces will be inset tiles which I can do..then all sorts of fancy wee bits n pieces..by this time my head was numb so let Julie do the yakking..shes got a diploma in that..all I heard was ker..ching !!because it is all hand made ..takes 14 weeks from acceptance to completion..Ive got my mate coming round on Monday to take the little kitchen radiator out..Ive also emptied all the top cupboards out etc to see how things will fit..by the way Julie is at work ....hey no sense in hanging around!!anyways this time next week will be on the big silver bird to Menorca...Binibeca....should be able to keep in touch..ok thats enuff about moi..apart from caught the rabbits trying to dig out yesterday..you know the concrete panel bases that you stand wooden fencing on?well they had dug down and under that..they didnt have the sense to dig up ..if they they would have been in next doors garden..honestly its worse than stopping prisoners ever was!!
t n cawfee on the go.....
hiya Pauly..hows you? hey give us some of that 110..trade you for rain!!hows young un doing?has she settled and sleeping ok or not? sleepless in seattle get it ahh forget it :H
hiya ppqp ..yikes you been busy ..do you get to go to these graduation dinners or just the organising of them?reckon you are right ..all doing well ..hope you are too take it easy and have a brew!
hiya tt hows you this fine? day? all ok ..certainly an array of skills there ..mostly involving mental capability..errm think Ill stick to fizzical!!or house is all neutral colours nowadays..done all the mad wallpapers and borders an colours..I think what it is .as you get older you want to spend time on things that you want to do ..not that you have to..obviously seem people like painting and decorating..me Id rather walk around with a stone in my shoe ..defo doesnt float my boat!!
hiya Det how are you doing ?apart from having an elastic cord tied to your backside!!cafe house cafe house!!least it aint a boozer!!best of lck with the selling mate.
hiya Lav ..well how did the vets scenario end up ? all ok?grand...brew time ready for another?so whats on the cards today then?get the sannies ready ..on my over to fix the roof !!
hiya Sam hows you today?ok ..so whats going on on this fine day ?on the mountain?..yep it is sad about families ...me and my brother stay in touch tho wouldn't say we are close close..the main reason is I promised my ma when she died that we would stay in touch..its me that goes to see him ,phones him etc ..but hey a promise is a promise.....any plans for the weekend out fiddling anywhere?(That doesnt sound too good does it?)have a good one
hiya SL hows you today then?ok still being mummy angel with daughters?
yes you are right about this thread ..kinda like a day in the life..personally think Id get bored talking about drink all the time..the reason we are here is ..we dont use it so why dwell on it..your off to Sonata this weekend for the lavender festival arent you?have a great time.right folks..exit stage left ..have a great day one and all.
Luis Suarez is said to be worth over ?100m.
Well that's the estimate from the tooth fairy.
Judaism, Christianity and Islam are all equally valid, but one thing breaks the tie in favour of Christianity:
Grilled cheese with bacon.
I was in court for murdering a vampire recently.
I asked for several other counts to be taken into consideration.
President Obama says his daughters need minimum wage jobs to "learn what it means to work."
May I suggest the same for members of Congress?
The bloke in the shop told me: "This is the new Google Smartwatch. It allows users to send texts and emails, surf the web, schedule appointments or play games or music, It will also act as a fitness tracker. I said "That's brilliant! But how do you tell what time it is?" He replied, "Oh, that's what your phone is for..."
I tried to propose to my girlfriend from thailand today but it went wrong. As soon as i got down on one knee she started undoing her skirt
think about it ......
Anyone know if taping the skirting boards before painting the walls is a good idea?
Masking for a friend.
I was at my local car dealership and the salesman said if I could leave a decent sized deposit I could drive away in the car I wanted.
"OK, you're on" I said, "Where's your toilet then?"
Bbc news: recomend sugar limit for women is to be cut to 25 grams.
Men's limit to be cut to 35 grams.
The wife has now booked in for a sex change
Sam...
My wife said she is leaving me , as she is fed up with my obsession with motorbikes
A bit of a triumph, if i am being honest
News: Pope excommunicates Mafia.
Good luck when starting the Popemobile.
I recently built a device that runs off of air pressure using pneumatic physics and a springboard system which allows the user to fire faeces in an indoor environment
When I tried to demonstrate it,the shit hit the fan
Breaking news "thief steals combine harvester, is bailed"
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