mae all ..and how are we all today then? full of the joys of the new working week?yep me too!!waiting for the guy to come and take the radiator out and blank the pipework off under the floor..weather outside is absolutely brillo suns cracking the flags out there..foots not as sore ..had strict instructions from madam to take it easy ..states I aint carrying you around Menorca...bit selfish I thought really...note the use of the word thought and not said!!:H anyway enough of this tomfoolery and lets get on!!
tea n coffee on the go
hiya ppqp ...hows you then ?glad your visit went ok with your dad..heres your coffee to read the post with .
hia Lav ..hows you then?yep was a real shopping trip..glad I wasnt involved...strange tho..Amy is into all this oldy worldy stuff.so hows your weekend been?beets have failed for me this year ..second lot are growing, but I think the first lot got spanked by frost early doors..oh well brew time madam ..here you go
hiya tt ..hows you today then?still into the hard work..dont forget time for yourself
hiya Sam ..hows the back today then?basketball??? I aint tall enough for that mate!!!hows the bees doing?ready to pay their dues?
hiya Pauly...hows you doing ? hey theres no reason for her to be intimidated by them just because they have got dosh..personally I would take that as a challenge!!
hiya SL......WELL DONE YOU :goodjob:round a winery without the taste that's absolutely brill..sorry the day was commercialised but guess thats how they make their dosh!!what did your daughters say about the no wine at the winery?impressed were they ..or is it starting to become the norm now.
hiya SF...how are you doing ?hmm theres a few people Id like to beat to death with more than a ping pong paddle!!!so are you starting out on your own with business?
right folks got to go the kitchen looks like Beirut..so need to summat before hrh gets in ...she is finishing early!!!
have a good day everybody.
Dolly Parton is one of the headline acts at Glastonbury tonight.
Her show is being described as the biggest pair of tits to appear on the Pyramid Stage since Oasis split up.
FOR SALE:
Faulty Swingball
?10
No strings attached.
I see the Tories are taking credit for boosting the economy.
Yeah, Dave.
That's like al-Qaida taking credit for boosting jobs in airport security.
My mother is so strict, even before I was born she would tell me to tidy my womb.
My girlfriend's cooking is horrible, but it improved a little bit when she figured out that the smoke alarm isn't a timer.
I once met a blind Russian guy named Dmtr.
That's Dimitri, but without the i's.
First man: "I'll be at the mixed doubles this afternoon."
Second man: "Ah! Wimbledon?"
First man: "No, I'm a chronic alcoholic."
Passengers at Stansted Airport have spoken of their terror when two Ryanair jets crashed into each other on the runway.
One said, "It was terrifying. The wing tip of our plane was completely sheared off. We were scared we would go up in a ball of flames."
It's a good job Ryanair only ever put about a tenner's worth of fuel in their planes, or else this could have been a disaster.
The briefest of handshakes between David Cameron and Alex Salmond in Stirling yesterday.
"Get the f.ck out of my country" ... they both said.
According to the national sperm bank
Statistics show
The country is running low on w.nkers
They obviously havn't been to number 10 Downing street recently then
Accidentally parked in one those Supermarket spaces reserved for disabled people.
The carrot and potato areas were fine but the cabbage section was a write off.
tea n coffee on the go
hiya ppqp ...hows you then ?glad your visit went ok with your dad..heres your coffee to read the post with .
hia Lav ..hows you then?yep was a real shopping trip..glad I wasnt involved...strange tho..Amy is into all this oldy worldy stuff.so hows your weekend been?beets have failed for me this year ..second lot are growing, but I think the first lot got spanked by frost early doors..oh well brew time madam ..here you go
hiya tt ..hows you today then?still into the hard work..dont forget time for yourself
hiya Sam ..hows the back today then?basketball??? I aint tall enough for that mate!!!hows the bees doing?ready to pay their dues?
hiya Pauly...hows you doing ? hey theres no reason for her to be intimidated by them just because they have got dosh..personally I would take that as a challenge!!
hiya SL......WELL DONE YOU :goodjob:round a winery without the taste that's absolutely brill..sorry the day was commercialised but guess thats how they make their dosh!!what did your daughters say about the no wine at the winery?impressed were they ..or is it starting to become the norm now.
hiya SF...how are you doing ?hmm theres a few people Id like to beat to death with more than a ping pong paddle!!!so are you starting out on your own with business?
right folks got to go the kitchen looks like Beirut..so need to summat before hrh gets in ...she is finishing early!!!
have a good day everybody.
Dolly Parton is one of the headline acts at Glastonbury tonight.
Her show is being described as the biggest pair of tits to appear on the Pyramid Stage since Oasis split up.
FOR SALE:
Faulty Swingball
?10
No strings attached.
I see the Tories are taking credit for boosting the economy.
Yeah, Dave.
That's like al-Qaida taking credit for boosting jobs in airport security.
My mother is so strict, even before I was born she would tell me to tidy my womb.
My girlfriend's cooking is horrible, but it improved a little bit when she figured out that the smoke alarm isn't a timer.
I once met a blind Russian guy named Dmtr.
That's Dimitri, but without the i's.
First man: "I'll be at the mixed doubles this afternoon."
Second man: "Ah! Wimbledon?"
First man: "No, I'm a chronic alcoholic."
Passengers at Stansted Airport have spoken of their terror when two Ryanair jets crashed into each other on the runway.
One said, "It was terrifying. The wing tip of our plane was completely sheared off. We were scared we would go up in a ball of flames."
It's a good job Ryanair only ever put about a tenner's worth of fuel in their planes, or else this could have been a disaster.
The briefest of handshakes between David Cameron and Alex Salmond in Stirling yesterday.
"Get the f.ck out of my country" ... they both said.
According to the national sperm bank
Statistics show
The country is running low on w.nkers
They obviously havn't been to number 10 Downing street recently then
Accidentally parked in one those Supermarket spaces reserved for disabled people.
The carrot and potato areas were fine but the cabbage section was a write off.
It was a lovely day and I need to find a way to do this as Napa is really beautiful - we did get some funny looks, and the girls thought that was hilarious! They played spying the drunk driver on way home - good lesson as to what over indulging looks like!
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