A Brixton vicar is offering a reward of ?10,000 cash to help stop gun violence.
Brilliant. Now people with guns just found out about a vicar who has ?10k in cash.
Psychologists who have examined Oscar Pistorius say that he is at risk of suicide.
Especially if he confuses himself with a burglar.
Katie Price and Kerry Katona have both got books coming out this month...
which could plunge the U.K. into a huge crayon shortage.
I was told that exercise helps with your decision making.
It's true.
After going to the gym earlier I've decided I'm never going again.
My boss walked in on me painting my nails today.
He yelled, "Just hammer them into that staircase like I f.cking told you!"
I came home today to find a naked man hiding under my wife's and my bed.
So I took my clothes off and hid under the stairs. I love games.
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