hiya bear ..you ok?no there is no magic secret.....one day at a time....and just dont give in..dont put too much emphasis on it all ..let it happen and be firm in saying no..that is the biggie be committed.
hiya Lav..what plans have you for the weekend?apart from this big brew I am about to hand you..cant get my photobucket to work properly like yours ...whats the trick ..what am I not doing?oh yes the dust has already started.......
hiya Sam..hows the back today then?easing off?maybe time for an easy weekend mate?
hiya SL....how are you today?sorry pics wouldnt open...so you have 2 days of ..oh look weve invented a wheel next week?I used to hate them..and the money that was spent on all that bs used to amaze me..oh well.....what are your plans for the weekend anything exciting?
hiya tt...how are you?glad you popped in..sometimes we do get a bit busy ..even us folks that are retired with "nothing to do!!"and in other cases theres just nowt happening..but good to hear you are ok
lotta folks not here..anyone heard from Det?fair wee while now..so cmon the lurkers and workers jump in and say hi..my names not suarez...and I dont bite :H:H
have a great weekend.
18,000 Microsoft employees have lost their jobs.
I know this f.cking irritating little paperclip guy who can help you type up a new CV, if you're interested.
I said to a pensioner yesterday, "You shouldn't be standing at your age, have my seat."
"That's very kind of you," she replied, "but I don't know how to drive a bus."
American officials have today said they are helping with the Malaysian air crash investigation, and added, they are still unsure what a U-Crane is, but are confident they'll catch the driver.
The bell on my bike fell off, so I've attached a peashooter to warn people when I'm near.
I've decided to call it my no bell pea surprise.
After messing up the turkey for last Sunday's dinner, my wife has accused me of being a terrible cook.
"Bollocks" I replied. "You're the one who bought such a tiny toaster".
This afternoon I bumped into a woman I used to go to school with when I was 5.
My mother.
I celebrated my 20th wedding anniversary today.
20 weddings eh? Who'd have thought?
Having been with my wife for several years now I thought I had lost all the appeal and charm I used to have with the ladies, until today that is.
At my local petrol station the girl who has served me every other day or so for several weeks asked for my number.
I was taken aback. I explained how I was currently in a relationship but ever so flattered. I told her that not one woman had asked for my number for at least five years now and that if I was single I would definitely give it to her as it hadn't escaped me how beautiful she was. I also admitted how I often got a little jittery whenever she served me because I was fond of her too . I followed up by saying saying if ever I was single she would be first on my list and that she shouldn't feel rejected.
She replied, 'No sir, what's your PUMP number?'
I don't think my son likes me any more.
I phoned him at the orphanage and he just hung up.
I'm a pretty cheap date.
I'm Scottish, so I take them to the Salvation Army soup kitchen.
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