ok on we go ..out early doors tomorrow ..yep ppqp ..back down to Lincoln!!
hiya SF ..how are you doing ...long time ..whats the blue zone?you feeling down or is it a music thingy
hiya ppqp ..hows you today?waiting around yesterday ..seven brides for seven brothers?you down at your dads today?have a good one ..and heres a brew for the road
gday det ..howz yall doin thar yhear? dang well I spect ..there you go sort that lot out into accents !!glad to hear you are enjoyin yourself...checked shirt ..straw hat chewin a piece of grass..no not that kind!!and playin on the ole gittar
hiya Lav..you there or are you off for the week ? yep it is pretty quiet here..but folks aint going to hang around waiting to get on here forever..big brew time for me ...does madam want one too?what a daft question ...any plans for the weekend ..or as it comes...started clearing space in my raised beds just catch the last of the summer planting.then onto autumn plants already!!
Hiya SL..that was one serious story you put up on fb bout the chinese guy ...all respect to him..so how are you doing?no funfair this weekend?best of luck with your reslts.My brother had a load of tests done and biopsies..for lower region problems ..phoned him to see what the results were..they have lost all the notes and results..I thought he was talking rubbish and that he hadnt been because this happened before ,but his partner was there when they told him at the hospital in Stafford...unfortunately he isnt like me...his answer ..oh well need to wait for the post for another appointment!!!bearing in mind their health report I would have been straight on to the director of the h a....step 2 would have been the media!!Im going down to see him on Wednesday..so need to calm down a wee bit!
have any plans for the weekend? driving around in boxes perhaps??have a good one
hiya Sam..how did the back cracking sesh go?always feel great when Ive been ..hows the calving going?
hi bear hows thing with you ? all good..you need to let us know what else you take up..you never know
hiya Pat...so the fags scenario failed ..keep trying ..first time I did it started again after 18 months...Coronation st...oh no...cant say its my fave programme !!
hiya tt ..hows your travels? your phrase ..Im performing tomorrow"....leaves a lot to the imagination!!hope all is ok...
right folks time to go apologies for such an iffy post but......
take it easy
When I was working at Tesco today, a customer was being rude to me, so I scanned him in the eyes with the barcode reader.
You should have seen the look on his face, it was priceless.
You know your wife is mad when she starts off her sentence saying "I just find it funny how......"
Because there's a 99.9% chance she did not find it funny
It's our wedding anniversary today so I've bought my wife a litre of engine oil and a token for a premium car wash.
She hated the flowers I got from the petrol station last year so this year I decided to get her something useful.
"I'm so pissed off with my idiot son!" I complained to my mate, down the pub, "He was raging because they got his order wrong at MacDonald's, so he slashed the seats with a pen knife, to teach them a lesson."
"Feel that strongly about vandalism?" My mate replied.
"No, the little sh.t had gone to the drive-thru in my f.cking car!"
Was in the library earlier, after a while I went up to the librarian and said, "I'm looking for a book on an Austrian composer of chamber music, but can't see one anywhere."
He said, "Is it Haydn?"
I nodded, " must be, because I can't find it."
My wife said, "Can we stop fighting now?"
I asked, "Why?"
She replied, "Because your nose is broke and my knuckles are sore."
You have 5 days to teach my children mathematics.
Make them count.
I'm not one for blowing my own trumpet.
To be honest, I'm starting to think it was a f.cking waste of money.
All this hot weather is starting to dry out the country's water stocks.
This problem would easily be solved, if everyone filled up a bucket from their tap at home, and emptied it into a reservoir on their way to work.
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