mae all and how are we this morning ? all ok ..well been pretty busy this morning already ..been up since about 5...transferring books on to my kindle after changing the format from epub to mobi so that it can read them...then transferring my old camcorder discs into mp4 format...done them all except my florida ones which I cant work out yet..they are about 16 years old so ..also been plaster boarding out where I boxed the pipes in in the kitchen..so now its time to have a wee rest before round 2 ..so brew time..anyone else?
hiya tt how are you today? all good? ...ermm Cornish pasties can have anything in them..in fact the original tin miners pasties had meat one side and apple usually on the other..sweet n savoury ..thats why they had a big crust ..so that the miners could hold them and have a meal and a pudding without leaving the mine etc...more amazing facts from absolute sh.te .com!!:Has far as downers go ..when I get them ,,I go very quiet..and sort of keep myself to myself then something in my nut will go ..why are you wasting your days like this?snap out of it...its hard at times ..but hey thats life.
hiya Det how are you today? all ok ...now see what you started with the pasties!!famous pasty makers in Cornwall ...Blewitts..if you ever get the chance try them..they will make whatever you want
hiya SL...hows yo u today?does it feel like you have never been away?time for another holiday methinks!!Know exactly what you mean about mouth watering pickle the full works ..yum yum!
hiya Lav hows you today?hows the foot doing?hop (e)
its better today...you invent pasties like that and you will be getting orders from all over the globe!!so ..big brew ..and thinking cap on!
hiya bear hows you today?your post from yesterday........
hey Pauly I'm 41 - so not that young!Sam - father ted or the office,peter kay always makes me smile.
Finished work for the day and shattered,I'm off to the gym in a mo - some house tidying needed but it can wait.Dinner is leftover meatballs with pasta and tomato sauce from yesterday which is nice and easy.
Busy busy time at work,I'm not feeling the love for it at the moment,it's got to be said.Ho hum,it will pass.Happy Tuesday.
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so go on ...whats missing??????
hiya Pauly hows you today then 41? yep me too tho Im not in denial ...everyone else is!!!:H
hiya ppqp ..well done you on having the convo with the gaffer...guess that opens up a completely new relationship...laptop seems ok this morning..tho a bit slow ..think it probably was a reduction in the thingamay doofery bobbery
here have a boss brew ..yep the rabbits are doing great ..well chuffed that they got a new home and lease of life rather than with some spoilt kid!
hiya Sam..how are you ..yep nowt better than Wile E Coyote or Yosemite Sam to cheer you up when the chips are down!!!whats on the cards today then?I might be out early doors tomorrow...weather dependant of course..which at the mo looks pretty doubtful!
right ho folks back to the grindstone...who says this retired game is easy??
big shout to any I have missed...take it easy......nil carborundum illegitemi
A wealthy merchant of 84 married a 25 year old fashion model. They had a wonderful honeymoon in Aruba but, unfortunately, the old boy suffered a coronary and was hospitalized. When his young wife came to see him, the old man said, ?Sweetheart, your future has been taken care of regardless of what happens to me. You will have an income of $250,000 a year, my home in Palm Springs, my ranch in Texas, my Mercedes. You?ll never need to worry about money.? ?Oh, sweetheart, please don?t talk that way,? his young wife exclaimed. ?You?ve been so good to me already. If you go, I?ll be devastated. Oh, there must be something I can do to help you. Please?.tell me what I can do??
?Well,? the old man gasped, ?you can quit pinching the inlet tube to my oxygen supply for starters.?
A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. While fishing, the old man starts talking about how times have changed. The young man picks up on this and starts talking about the various problems and diseases going around.
Teen says, ?Grandpa, they didn?t have a whole lot of problems with all these diseases when you were young did they??
Grandpa replies, ?Nope.?
Teen says, ?Well, what did you guys use for safe sex??
Grandpa replies, ?A wedding ring.?
A priest at a parochial school, wanting to point out the proper behavior for church, was trying to elicit from the youngsters rules that their parents might give before taking them to a nice restaurant.
?Don?t play with your food,? one second-grader cited.
?Don?t be loud,? said another, and so on.
?And what rule do your parents give you before you go out to eat?? the priest inquired of one little boy.
Without batting an eye, the child replied, ?Order something cheap.?
Four married guys go golfing on Sunday. During the 3rd hole the following conversation ensued:
First Guy: "Man, you have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out golfing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend."
Second Guy: "That's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool."
Third Guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her."
They continue to play the hole when they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word. So they ask him. "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come golfing this weekend. What's the deal?"
Fourth Guy: "I don't want to talk about it. Let's just say that the foundation for the new house is being poured next Tuesday."
A customer wanted to ask his attractive waitress for a date, but couldn?t get her attention. When he was able to catch her eye, she quickly looked away. Finally he followed her into the kitchen and blurted out his invitation. To his amazement, she readily consented.
He said, ?Why have you been avoiding me all this time? You wouldn?t even make eye contact.?
?Oh,? said the waitress, ?I thought you wanted more coffee.?
?How long have you been driving without a tail light?? asked the policeman after pulling over a motorist.
The driver jumped out, ran to the rear of his car, and gave a long, painful groan.
He seemed so upset that the cop was moved to ease up on him a bit.
?Come on, now,? he said, ?you don?t have to take it so hard. It isn?t that serious.?
?It isn?t?? cried the motorist. ?Then you know what happened to my boat and trailer??
ppqp.....
A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss are on their way to a meeting. On their way through a park, they come across a magic lamp. They rub the lamp and a ghost appears. The ghost says, ?Normally, one is granted three wishes but as you are three, I will allow one wish each?
So the eager senior manager shouted, ?I want the first wish. I want to be in the Bahamas, on a fast boat and have no worries.? Pfufffff? and he Was gone.
Now the junior manager could not keep quiet and shouted ?I want to be In Florida with beautiful girls, plenty of food and cocktails.? Pfufffff? and he Was also gone.
The boss calmly said, ?I want these two idiots back in the office after lunch at 12.35pm.?
Now that they are retired, my mother and father are discussing all aspects of their future. ?What will you do if I die before you do?? Dad asked Mom.
After some thought, she said that she?d probably look for a house sharing situation with three other single or widowed women who might be a little younger than herself, since she is so active for her age.
Then Mom asked Dad, ?What will you do if I die first??
He replied, ?Probably the same thing.?
On the way back to Ohio as I was sitting in the Phoenix airport, they announced that the flight to Vegas was full. The airline were looking for volunteers to give up their seats.
In exchange, they?d give you a $100 voucher for your next flight and a first class seat in the plane leaving an hour later. About eight people ran up to the counter to take advantage of the offer.
About 15 seconds later all eight of those people sat down grumpily as the lady behind the ticket counter said, ?If there is anyone else OTHER than the flight crew who?d like to volunteer, please step forward . . . ?
A pipe burst in a lawyer?s house, so he called a plumber. The plumber arrived, unpacked his tools, did mysterious plumber-type things for a while, and handed the lawyer a bill for $600. The lawyer exclaimed, ?This is ridiculous! I don?t even make that much as a lawyer!? The plumber replied sympathetically, ?Neither did I when I was a lawyer.?
A troop of Boy Scouts was being used as ?guinea pigs? in a test of emergency systems. A mock earthquake was staged, and the Scouts impersonated wounded persons who were to be picked up and cared for by the emergency units. One Scout was supposed to lie on the ground and await his rescuers, but the first-aid people got behind schedule, and the Scout lay ?wounded? for several hours.
When the first-aid squad arrived where the casualty was supposed to be, they found nothing but a brief note: ?Have bled to death and gone home.?
hiya tt how are you today? all good? ...ermm Cornish pasties can have anything in them..in fact the original tin miners pasties had meat one side and apple usually on the other..sweet n savoury ..thats why they had a big crust ..so that the miners could hold them and have a meal and a pudding without leaving the mine etc...more amazing facts from absolute sh.te .com!!:Has far as downers go ..when I get them ,,I go very quiet..and sort of keep myself to myself then something in my nut will go ..why are you wasting your days like this?snap out of it...its hard at times ..but hey thats life.
hiya Det how are you today? all ok ...now see what you started with the pasties!!famous pasty makers in Cornwall ...Blewitts..if you ever get the chance try them..they will make whatever you want
hiya SL...hows yo u today?does it feel like you have never been away?time for another holiday methinks!!Know exactly what you mean about mouth watering pickle the full works ..yum yum!
hiya Lav hows you today?hows the foot doing?hop (e)
its better today...you invent pasties like that and you will be getting orders from all over the globe!!so ..big brew ..and thinking cap on!hiya bear hows you today?your post from yesterday........
hey Pauly I'm 41 - so not that young!Sam - father ted or the office,peter kay always makes me smile.
Finished work for the day and shattered,I'm off to the gym in a mo - some house tidying needed but it can wait.Dinner is leftover meatballs with pasta and tomato sauce from yesterday which is nice and easy.
Busy busy time at work,I'm not feeling the love for it at the moment,it's got to be said.Ho hum,it will pass.Happy Tuesday.
__________________
one day at a time
so go on ...whats missing??????
hiya Pauly hows you today then 41? yep me too tho Im not in denial ...everyone else is!!!:H
hiya ppqp ..well done you on having the convo with the gaffer...guess that opens up a completely new relationship...laptop seems ok this morning..tho a bit slow ..think it probably was a reduction in the thingamay doofery bobbery
here have a boss brew ..yep the rabbits are doing great ..well chuffed that they got a new home and lease of life rather than with some spoilt kid!hiya Sam..how are you ..yep nowt better than Wile E Coyote or Yosemite Sam to cheer you up when the chips are down!!!whats on the cards today then?I might be out early doors tomorrow...weather dependant of course..which at the mo looks pretty doubtful!
right ho folks back to the grindstone...who says this retired game is easy??
big shout to any I have missed...take it easy......nil carborundum illegitemi
A wealthy merchant of 84 married a 25 year old fashion model. They had a wonderful honeymoon in Aruba but, unfortunately, the old boy suffered a coronary and was hospitalized. When his young wife came to see him, the old man said, ?Sweetheart, your future has been taken care of regardless of what happens to me. You will have an income of $250,000 a year, my home in Palm Springs, my ranch in Texas, my Mercedes. You?ll never need to worry about money.? ?Oh, sweetheart, please don?t talk that way,? his young wife exclaimed. ?You?ve been so good to me already. If you go, I?ll be devastated. Oh, there must be something I can do to help you. Please?.tell me what I can do??
?Well,? the old man gasped, ?you can quit pinching the inlet tube to my oxygen supply for starters.?
A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. While fishing, the old man starts talking about how times have changed. The young man picks up on this and starts talking about the various problems and diseases going around.
Teen says, ?Grandpa, they didn?t have a whole lot of problems with all these diseases when you were young did they??
Grandpa replies, ?Nope.?
Teen says, ?Well, what did you guys use for safe sex??
Grandpa replies, ?A wedding ring.?
A priest at a parochial school, wanting to point out the proper behavior for church, was trying to elicit from the youngsters rules that their parents might give before taking them to a nice restaurant.
?Don?t play with your food,? one second-grader cited.
?Don?t be loud,? said another, and so on.
?And what rule do your parents give you before you go out to eat?? the priest inquired of one little boy.
Without batting an eye, the child replied, ?Order something cheap.?
Four married guys go golfing on Sunday. During the 3rd hole the following conversation ensued:
First Guy: "Man, you have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out golfing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend."
Second Guy: "That's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool."
Third Guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her."
They continue to play the hole when they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word. So they ask him. "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come golfing this weekend. What's the deal?"
Fourth Guy: "I don't want to talk about it. Let's just say that the foundation for the new house is being poured next Tuesday."
A customer wanted to ask his attractive waitress for a date, but couldn?t get her attention. When he was able to catch her eye, she quickly looked away. Finally he followed her into the kitchen and blurted out his invitation. To his amazement, she readily consented.
He said, ?Why have you been avoiding me all this time? You wouldn?t even make eye contact.?
?Oh,? said the waitress, ?I thought you wanted more coffee.?
?How long have you been driving without a tail light?? asked the policeman after pulling over a motorist.
The driver jumped out, ran to the rear of his car, and gave a long, painful groan.
He seemed so upset that the cop was moved to ease up on him a bit.
?Come on, now,? he said, ?you don?t have to take it so hard. It isn?t that serious.?
?It isn?t?? cried the motorist. ?Then you know what happened to my boat and trailer??
ppqp.....
A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss are on their way to a meeting. On their way through a park, they come across a magic lamp. They rub the lamp and a ghost appears. The ghost says, ?Normally, one is granted three wishes but as you are three, I will allow one wish each?
So the eager senior manager shouted, ?I want the first wish. I want to be in the Bahamas, on a fast boat and have no worries.? Pfufffff? and he Was gone.
Now the junior manager could not keep quiet and shouted ?I want to be In Florida with beautiful girls, plenty of food and cocktails.? Pfufffff? and he Was also gone.
The boss calmly said, ?I want these two idiots back in the office after lunch at 12.35pm.?
Now that they are retired, my mother and father are discussing all aspects of their future. ?What will you do if I die before you do?? Dad asked Mom.
After some thought, she said that she?d probably look for a house sharing situation with three other single or widowed women who might be a little younger than herself, since she is so active for her age.
Then Mom asked Dad, ?What will you do if I die first??
He replied, ?Probably the same thing.?
On the way back to Ohio as I was sitting in the Phoenix airport, they announced that the flight to Vegas was full. The airline were looking for volunteers to give up their seats.
In exchange, they?d give you a $100 voucher for your next flight and a first class seat in the plane leaving an hour later. About eight people ran up to the counter to take advantage of the offer.
About 15 seconds later all eight of those people sat down grumpily as the lady behind the ticket counter said, ?If there is anyone else OTHER than the flight crew who?d like to volunteer, please step forward . . . ?
A pipe burst in a lawyer?s house, so he called a plumber. The plumber arrived, unpacked his tools, did mysterious plumber-type things for a while, and handed the lawyer a bill for $600. The lawyer exclaimed, ?This is ridiculous! I don?t even make that much as a lawyer!? The plumber replied sympathetically, ?Neither did I when I was a lawyer.?
A troop of Boy Scouts was being used as ?guinea pigs? in a test of emergency systems. A mock earthquake was staged, and the Scouts impersonated wounded persons who were to be picked up and cared for by the emergency units. One Scout was supposed to lie on the ground and await his rescuers, but the first-aid people got behind schedule, and the Scout lay ?wounded? for several hours.
When the first-aid squad arrived where the casualty was supposed to be, they found nothing but a brief note: ?Have bled to death and gone home.?
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