mae all ..and how are we today?all good?it is 5.35 am and Im up and running...mad or what ??not out today but got a bit of catching up to do on work thats not been done in the hoose so need to get on with it..also computer goes in to be "fixed"today...if it aint this time ..its a window job!
ok lets have a brew first of all..need one this morning..
hiya Det...hows you ?all ready for another dippy day?if I recall werent you looking for another job not so long back?anything hapning on that front?
hiya Lav and how are you today?did you do the ikea trip?or is that today?tbh I dont like the place but hey each to their own..Im still a believer in the best thing that came out of Sweden was Abba!!!:H one large morning coffee madam!
hi Sam the man...welcome back....nice to "see"ya glad you enjoyed the break ...take it that you are back to veying and shroomin?
hi bear..hows things today then?glad you are feeling not too bad ..as for feelin guilty ..forget it ..enjoy the time.....putting photos into albums?I scanned every single photo I had..and there were a few..I have now got all of them on a pendrive including all my videos way back to 2000..only one I cant do properly is my first Florida ones ..different mad format...now hows that for boredom?but at least I can just plug a pendrive in to my phone ,tablet, computer..when it works properly! and look at them pretty quickly.
hiya Pauly..hows you today? all good?hey you think your rabbit is picky you want to see mine..they only will eat one brand of food..anything else gets tipped out of the bowl!their fave food is shredded wheat!!spoilt or what?as fro plants what kind of winters do you have?..as for bougie ep they do go in cycles..mine is past the flower stage at the mo..but lots of green...as for geraniums...agreed ..the aint my fave flower either!
hi ppqp...hows you today?all good?..as for amazing ...not me..but that pic is !!!!looks a lot nicer in your part of the world to me!!tried to see why you cant do the p in colour..its because all the colour codes in the instructions to the computer are missing..each colour has a code and that is written into the programme for the puter..they have been taken out as opposed to disabled I think..so here you go ..a black n white brew!!have a great day..
hi SL ..YOO HOO..likewise tt
have a good one folks.
Maria had just got married and being a traditional Italian, she was still a virgin. So, on her wedding night, staying at her mother’s house, she was nervous. But her mother reassured her. “Don’t worry, Maria. Tony’s a good man. Go upstairs and he’ll take care of you.”
So up she went. When she got upstairs, Tony took off his shirt and exposed his hairy chest. Maria ran downstairs to her mother and says, “Mama, Mama, Tony’s got a big hairy chest.”
“Don’t worry, Maria,” says the mother,” all good men have hairy chests. Go upstairs. He’ll take good care of you.”
So, up she went again. When she got up in the bedroom, Tony took off his pants exposing his hairy legs. Again, Maria ran downstairs to her mother. “Mama, Mama, Tony took off his pants and he’s got hairy legs!”
“Don’t worry. All good men have hairy legs. Tony’s a good man. Go upstairs and he’ll take good care of you.”
So up she went again. When she got up there, Tony took off his socks and on his left foot he was missing three toes. When Maria saw this, she ran downstairs. “Mama, Mama, Tony’s got a foot and a half!”
“Stay here and stir the pasta,” says the mother.
A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party.
She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need of his good time being spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went.
The wife, after sleeping soundly for one hour, awakened without pain and as it was still early, she decided to go the party.
In as much as her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.
She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could, and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife sidled up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new stuff that had just arrived.
She let him go as far as he wished; naturally, since he was her husband.
Finally, he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had a little bang. Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make for his behavior.
She was sitting up reading when he came in and asked what kind of a time he had. He said, “Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you’re not there.”
Then she asked, “Did you dance much?”
He replied, I’ll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the den and played poker all evening. But you’re not going to believe what happened to the guy I loaned my costume to…….”
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night and went to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.
“Watson, look up and tell me what you see.”
Watson replied, “I see millions and millions of stars.”
“What does that tell you?”
Watson pondered for a minute. “Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.
Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.
Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Why, what does it tell YOU?”
Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke.
“Watson, you idiot. Some jerk has stolen our tent.
A blonde dials 911 to report that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher.
“They’ve stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, and even the accelerator!” she cries.
The 911 dispatcher says, “Stay calm. An officer is on the way. He will be there in two minutes.”
Before the police get to the crime scene, however, the 911 dispatcher’s telephone rings a second time, and the same blonde is on the line again.
“Never mind,” giggles the blonde,
“I got in the back seat by mistake.”
A fellow nurse at my hospital received a call from an anxious patient.
“I’m diabetic and I’m afraid I’ve had too much sugar today.” the caller said.
“Are you light-headed?” my colleague asked.
“No,” the caller answered, “I’m a brunette.”
A man is skydiving, enjoying his free-fall, when he realizes that he has reached the altitude where he must open his parachute. So he pulls on the rip cord, but nothing happens.
“No problem,” he says to himself, “I still have my emergency chute.” So he pulls the rip cord on his emergency parachute, and once again, nothing happens.
Now the man begins to panic. “What am I going to do?” he thinks, “I’m a goner!”
Just then he sees a man flying up from the earth toward him. He can’t figure out where this man is coming from, or what he’s doing, but he thinks to himself, “Maybe he can help me. If he can’t, then I’m done for.”
When the man gets close enough to him, the skydiver cups his hands and shouts down, “Hey, do you know anything about parachutes?”
The other man replies, “No! Do you know anything about gas stoves?”
An 80 year old man is having his annual checkup at his doctor’s office. He says to the doctor, “I’ve never felt better in my whole life. In fact, I have a 20 year old bride who’s pregnant and having my child. What do you think of that !!!”
The doctor thinks for a second and then says, “Let me tell you a story. I know this guy who’s an avid hunter. He never misses a hunting season. But one day he’s in a hurry to go hunting and he accidentally grabs his umbrella instead of his rifle.
So he’s in the woods and suddenly a giant grizzly bear appears out of nowhere. He raises his umbrella, points at the bear, squeezes the handle and the bear drops dead in front of him. What do you think of that?”
The old man says, “That’s impossible. Someone else must have shot that bear!”.
“EXACTLY” says the doctor.
A daddy mommy and baby mole are in their hole relaxing one morning when daddy mole sticks his head out of the hole and says, “I smell pancakes”.
Mommy mole sticks her head out the tiny hole and says, “I smell pancakes too…pancakes with maple syrup!! Baby mole come smell the pancakes with maple syrup”.
Baby mole sticks his head upwards to get to the hole and exclaims “I cant smell anything but moleasses?!”
ok lets have a brew first of all..need one this morning..
hiya Det...hows you ?all ready for another dippy day?if I recall werent you looking for another job not so long back?anything hapning on that front?
hiya Lav and how are you today?did you do the ikea trip?or is that today?tbh I dont like the place but hey each to their own..Im still a believer in the best thing that came out of Sweden was Abba!!!:H one large morning coffee madam!
hi Sam the man...welcome back....nice to "see"ya glad you enjoyed the break ...take it that you are back to veying and shroomin?
hi bear..hows things today then?glad you are feeling not too bad ..as for feelin guilty ..forget it ..enjoy the time.....putting photos into albums?I scanned every single photo I had..and there were a few..I have now got all of them on a pendrive including all my videos way back to 2000..only one I cant do properly is my first Florida ones ..different mad format...now hows that for boredom?but at least I can just plug a pendrive in to my phone ,tablet, computer..when it works properly! and look at them pretty quickly.
hiya Pauly..hows you today? all good?hey you think your rabbit is picky you want to see mine..they only will eat one brand of food..anything else gets tipped out of the bowl!their fave food is shredded wheat!!spoilt or what?as fro plants what kind of winters do you have?..as for bougie ep they do go in cycles..mine is past the flower stage at the mo..but lots of green...as for geraniums...agreed ..the aint my fave flower either!
hi ppqp...hows you today?all good?..as for amazing ...not me..but that pic is !!!!looks a lot nicer in your part of the world to me!!tried to see why you cant do the p in colour..its because all the colour codes in the instructions to the computer are missing..each colour has a code and that is written into the programme for the puter..they have been taken out as opposed to disabled I think..so here you go ..a black n white brew!!have a great day..
hi SL ..YOO HOO..likewise tt
have a good one folks.
Maria had just got married and being a traditional Italian, she was still a virgin. So, on her wedding night, staying at her mother’s house, she was nervous. But her mother reassured her. “Don’t worry, Maria. Tony’s a good man. Go upstairs and he’ll take care of you.”
So up she went. When she got upstairs, Tony took off his shirt and exposed his hairy chest. Maria ran downstairs to her mother and says, “Mama, Mama, Tony’s got a big hairy chest.”
“Don’t worry, Maria,” says the mother,” all good men have hairy chests. Go upstairs. He’ll take good care of you.”
So, up she went again. When she got up in the bedroom, Tony took off his pants exposing his hairy legs. Again, Maria ran downstairs to her mother. “Mama, Mama, Tony took off his pants and he’s got hairy legs!”
“Don’t worry. All good men have hairy legs. Tony’s a good man. Go upstairs and he’ll take good care of you.”
So up she went again. When she got up there, Tony took off his socks and on his left foot he was missing three toes. When Maria saw this, she ran downstairs. “Mama, Mama, Tony’s got a foot and a half!”
“Stay here and stir the pasta,” says the mother.
A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party.
She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need of his good time being spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went.
The wife, after sleeping soundly for one hour, awakened without pain and as it was still early, she decided to go the party.
In as much as her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.
She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could, and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife sidled up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new stuff that had just arrived.
She let him go as far as he wished; naturally, since he was her husband.
Finally, he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had a little bang. Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make for his behavior.
She was sitting up reading when he came in and asked what kind of a time he had. He said, “Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you’re not there.”
Then she asked, “Did you dance much?”
He replied, I’ll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the den and played poker all evening. But you’re not going to believe what happened to the guy I loaned my costume to…….”
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night and went to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.
“Watson, look up and tell me what you see.”
Watson replied, “I see millions and millions of stars.”
“What does that tell you?”
Watson pondered for a minute. “Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.
Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.
Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Why, what does it tell YOU?”
Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke.
“Watson, you idiot. Some jerk has stolen our tent.
A blonde dials 911 to report that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher.
“They’ve stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, and even the accelerator!” she cries.
The 911 dispatcher says, “Stay calm. An officer is on the way. He will be there in two minutes.”
Before the police get to the crime scene, however, the 911 dispatcher’s telephone rings a second time, and the same blonde is on the line again.
“Never mind,” giggles the blonde,
“I got in the back seat by mistake.”
A fellow nurse at my hospital received a call from an anxious patient.
“I’m diabetic and I’m afraid I’ve had too much sugar today.” the caller said.
“Are you light-headed?” my colleague asked.
“No,” the caller answered, “I’m a brunette.”
A man is skydiving, enjoying his free-fall, when he realizes that he has reached the altitude where he must open his parachute. So he pulls on the rip cord, but nothing happens.
“No problem,” he says to himself, “I still have my emergency chute.” So he pulls the rip cord on his emergency parachute, and once again, nothing happens.
Now the man begins to panic. “What am I going to do?” he thinks, “I’m a goner!”
Just then he sees a man flying up from the earth toward him. He can’t figure out where this man is coming from, or what he’s doing, but he thinks to himself, “Maybe he can help me. If he can’t, then I’m done for.”
When the man gets close enough to him, the skydiver cups his hands and shouts down, “Hey, do you know anything about parachutes?”
The other man replies, “No! Do you know anything about gas stoves?”
An 80 year old man is having his annual checkup at his doctor’s office. He says to the doctor, “I’ve never felt better in my whole life. In fact, I have a 20 year old bride who’s pregnant and having my child. What do you think of that !!!”
The doctor thinks for a second and then says, “Let me tell you a story. I know this guy who’s an avid hunter. He never misses a hunting season. But one day he’s in a hurry to go hunting and he accidentally grabs his umbrella instead of his rifle.
So he’s in the woods and suddenly a giant grizzly bear appears out of nowhere. He raises his umbrella, points at the bear, squeezes the handle and the bear drops dead in front of him. What do you think of that?”
The old man says, “That’s impossible. Someone else must have shot that bear!”.
“EXACTLY” says the doctor.
A daddy mommy and baby mole are in their hole relaxing one morning when daddy mole sticks his head out of the hole and says, “I smell pancakes”.
Mommy mole sticks her head out the tiny hole and says, “I smell pancakes too…pancakes with maple syrup!! Baby mole come smell the pancakes with maple syrup”.
Baby mole sticks his head upwards to get to the hole and exclaims “I cant smell anything but moleasses?!”
!Feeling bluesy today,boss calling at 10 to see how I am and feel bad that I'll be saying I still don't feel well.I know it's the right thing to do for me so I'm going to do it anyway.I need the time.
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