hiya bear ..how are you doing?all good?just be a bit careful..you dont want to deprive your body all at once booze food etc..as far as the roller derby issue goes..hey as long as the issue is sorted...it takes a bigger person to apologise and walk away.........before you come back and crack her across the head with a lump of wood! :H...only kiddin.
hiya tt ...hows you then?have you sorted the avatar thing out yet? how was your day then?
hiya Sam..hows you then?..as soon as I read your post the visual went to you inyour cabin in the woods ..words like poking and bugs!!any plans for today then?
Hi Lav..as promised .... ONE HOOGE COFFEE.
How are you today?all good..did a bit in the garden last night..got 2 tayberry bushes..so they are in there now..laurel bush has gone..now got 5 cuttings fingers crossed that will grow on..so what plans have you got for today then?owt or nowt?
Hiya SL....Hows you then?apart from being bored out of your tree!..yep saw you got an age of 20 on that quiz.....I got 25..was out at the shops yesterday...saw some orange and ginger cider...I thought wonder what that tastes like...but that was as far as it got..no cravings no nothing..just trying to explain that as time moves on..suddenly a big invisible shield surrounds all booze so that it becomes invisible...but what does change is your response to it..now if Im honest in the past I would have bought a few of them....probably drunk one outside..and the rest wouldnt have seen evening..or if I hadnt bought any then I would have been wishing that I had..does that make sense?(possibly fellow expat)
And looooooooooook!!its the wee purple car back!!!!!!hows you Nurdl...what have you been up to then ..whatcha been dooin?spill the beans and let us know..this a flying visit or are you back in the gang?
Im sure I saw a post by Det somewhere..but cant see it now..how are you mate?what are you up to ?martial arts ,fencing or training all good ..still staying out the reach of Mr booze? nice one..
right folks..cmon all you folks missing...jump in the waters lovely..Pauly and gang ....where are you
see ya folks..remeber....safe n sober....not stewed n sorry !!
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A man called up his lawyer and asked: "How much How much would you charge to answer three questions?" The lawyer thinks for a moment and said: "Two thousand dollars plus tax."
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Two small boys met during their first day at school. "My name is Billy. What's yours?" asked the first boy. "Tommy," replied the second. "My daddy is an accountant. What does your daddy do for a living?" asked Billy. Tommy replied, "My daddy is a lawyer." "Honest?" asked Billy. "No, just the normal kind," replied Tommy.
A visitor at an asylum asks the director what the criteria are for defining whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. "Well," said the doctor, we fill up a bathtub; then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub." "Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket as it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup." "No," replied the director. "A normal person would pull the drain plug. Do you want a bed by the wall or near the window?"
While making rounds, a doctor points out an X-ray to a group of medical students. "As you can see," she said, "the patient limps because his left fibula and tibia are radically arched." The doctor asks, "Mr Jones, what would you do in a case like this?" "Well," ponders the student, "I suppose I'd limp too."
A farmer and his brand new wife were riding home from the chapel in a wagon pulled by a team of horses, when the older horse stumbled. The farmer said, "That's once." A little farther down the road the poor old horse stumbled again. The farmer said, "That's twice." A little while later the horse stumbled yet again. The farmer didn't say anything, but reached under the seat, pulled out a shotgun and shot the horse. His brand-new wife yelled, telling him, "That was an awful thing to do." The farmer responded, "That's once."
A man bought several acres of wasteland and, within a year had turned it into a thriving produce farm. The local priest stopped by and complimented the man on his progress. Then he added, "Wonderous things can surely happen when man and God work together." "Amen," said the man, "but you should've seen the place when God was running it alone."
A farmer in Alabama was driving across a bridge in his pickup truck when he noticed a man standing on the rail of the bridge ready to jump to his death in the river below.
The farmer stopped his truck, ran up to the man and said, "Hey, why are you doing this?" The man replied, "Well, I have nothing to live for." The farmer replied, "Well, think of your wife and children!" The jumper replied, "I have no wife or children."
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tyle="font-family: Verdana;">The would-be jumper replied, "Who?" With that the farmer said, "Jump you damn Yankee, jump!"
New medical students were made to take an extremely difficult class in physics. One day the lecturer was discussing a particularly difficult concept. A student rudely interrupted to ask, "Why do we need to learn this stuff?" "To save lives," the lecturer responded quickly and continued. A few minutes later, the same student spoke up again. "So how does physics save lives?" he persisted. "It keeps idiots like you from graduating," replied the lecturer.
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