mae all and how are we today on this manic monday?all good?thats fine ...and if yore not then its time to get that big smile on your face 
just walk about like that all day..gives people something to think about...why you are so happy on a monday morning..or just a nutter!!wonder if animals have the same thinking..for instance tigers..out in the jungle doing what they do then......suddenly they think oh ffs its monday again..anyway enough of these meanderings..and on with the show...tea and coffee supplied oh and water ...(back on the health kick!)
morning Sam...pick on you first time today!
hows things with you ?feeling any better?hat you are experiencing is called growing older mate..at 21 you wouldnt have given a rats ass about time wasting or anything,but as it moves on,it then becomes kinda precious,...we.got a phone call on Friday morning,someone Julie worked with ,but previously I had been her boss,suddenly passed away..heres how considerate my wife is...I was up a ladder cleaning the gutters when she told me!!:H..but the fact is time then becomes more precious to you..plus the seasonal thingy.."life is like a toilet roll...the closer you get to the end ..the quicker it goes!! there you go mate thats $200 for that consultation..best to live for the day not the what ifs or what could have beens..so on that note ..whats yer plans for today?
hiya Lav...youve just broken it..I was wondering why 21st Sept rang a bell with me but couldnt think why..bingo ..now I know!!extra large brew for that!!how did the grandson watching go?ok?have you any plans for today?..update just saw your 2nd post..busy day wi grandkids ..you got them today too?
hey bear guess youll be gone now ..but best o luck in whatever your quest may be.
hiya ppqp....presidents,past presidents???this all sounds pretty offishul stuff to me!! hows your day been?here you go ..one brew ...(best china cup!!)glad you got your colour back! your eminence.
hiya SL....how are you today?..just a couple of things ..yep firstly well done on 7 moon,but secondly the way you are dealing with daughter issues is amazing...ok some people outside of this arena may think ..and your point is what? ...but just take a step back and think of how you would have dealt with it previously..would it have been as calm ordered and collected as you are looking for different angles and avenues?or would there have been a good few snifters involved? .not sure if that says what I mean ..but hopefully you will understand..oh and another computer whizz kid..colour and font...I know the red button switches the telly off!!
hiya Det....a black eye sword fighting??youre doing it wrong ...In all the fillums I ever ever saw Zorro with a black eye..and the 3 musketeers..ha they took on France and not even a scratch far less eye coloration!! :H take it easy this week mate.
righty ho folks its exit stage left..up more ladders today...if they reach! have a great day all including our readers in the background.
A little boy thanked his grandfather for the set of drums he bought him for his birthday. "They're the best present I've ever had," he said. "They've already made me $80."
"Wow!" said the grandfather. "You must have learned to play them real good!"
"Not really," said the boy. "But Mom gives me $5 not to play during the day, an Dad gives me $5 not to play in the evening."
After hearing a sermon about lies and deceit, a man wrote the IRS: "I have been unable to sleep, knowing that I have cheated on my income tax. I have reviewed my taxable income and have enclosed a check for $900. If I still can't sleep, I will send the rest."
"It's too hot to wear clothes today," said the husband stepping out of the shower. "What do you reckon the neighbors will think if I mow the lawn like this?"
"Probably that I married you for your money," answered his wife.
A guy is telling one of his colleagues at work: "You know, I never realized just how much my wife loved me until I was off sick last week. When the milkman and postman walked down the drive, she ran out and shouted excitedly: 'My husband's home!'"
After celebrating their 25th wedding anniversary with a romantic dinner at a restaurant, the wife thanked her husband for a wonderful evening.
"It's not over yet," he said, and once back at the house, he presented her with a little black velvet box. She opened it in eager anticipation, but found nothing more than two pills inside.
"What are these pills?" she asked, puzzled.
"Aspirin."
"But I don't have a headache."
"Gotcha!" he cried triumphantly.
A woman walked into a gun shop and asked for help in choosing a rifle "It's for my husband," she said.
"Okay," said the sales clerk. "Did he say what caliber he wanted?"
"No he didn't," said the woman. "In fact, he doesn't even know I'm going to shoot him yet."
An airplane was experiencing engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers return to their seats and prepare for an emergency landing.
A few minutes later, the pilot asked the flight attendants if everyone was buckled in and ready.
"All set back here captain," came the reply, "except the lawyers are still going around handing out business cards."
just walk about like that all day..gives people something to think about...why you are so happy on a monday morning..or just a nutter!!wonder if animals have the same thinking..for instance tigers..out in the jungle doing what they do then......suddenly they think oh ffs its monday again..anyway enough of these meanderings..and on with the show...tea and coffee supplied oh and water ...(back on the health kick!)morning Sam...pick on you first time today!
hows things with you ?feeling any better?hat you are experiencing is called growing older mate..at 21 you wouldnt have given a rats ass about time wasting or anything,but as it moves on,it then becomes kinda precious,...we.got a phone call on Friday morning,someone Julie worked with ,but previously I had been her boss,suddenly passed away..heres how considerate my wife is...I was up a ladder cleaning the gutters when she told me!!:H..but the fact is time then becomes more precious to you..plus the seasonal thingy.."life is like a toilet roll...the closer you get to the end ..the quicker it goes!! there you go mate thats $200 for that consultation..best to live for the day not the what ifs or what could have beens..so on that note ..whats yer plans for today?hiya Lav...youve just broken it..I was wondering why 21st Sept rang a bell with me but couldnt think why..bingo ..now I know!!extra large brew for that!!how did the grandson watching go?ok?have you any plans for today?..update just saw your 2nd post..busy day wi grandkids ..you got them today too?
hey bear guess youll be gone now ..but best o luck in whatever your quest may be.
hiya ppqp....presidents,past presidents???this all sounds pretty offishul stuff to me!! hows your day been?here you go ..one brew ...(best china cup!!)glad you got your colour back! your eminence.
hiya SL....how are you today?..just a couple of things ..yep firstly well done on 7 moon,but secondly the way you are dealing with daughter issues is amazing...ok some people outside of this arena may think ..and your point is what? ...but just take a step back and think of how you would have dealt with it previously..would it have been as calm ordered and collected as you are looking for different angles and avenues?or would there have been a good few snifters involved? .not sure if that says what I mean ..but hopefully you will understand..oh and another computer whizz kid..colour and font...I know the red button switches the telly off!!
hiya Det....a black eye sword fighting??youre doing it wrong ...In all the fillums I ever ever saw Zorro with a black eye..and the 3 musketeers..ha they took on France and not even a scratch far less eye coloration!! :H take it easy this week mate.
righty ho folks its exit stage left..up more ladders today...if they reach! have a great day all including our readers in the background.
A little boy thanked his grandfather for the set of drums he bought him for his birthday. "They're the best present I've ever had," he said. "They've already made me $80."
"Wow!" said the grandfather. "You must have learned to play them real good!"
"Not really," said the boy. "But Mom gives me $5 not to play during the day, an Dad gives me $5 not to play in the evening."
After hearing a sermon about lies and deceit, a man wrote the IRS: "I have been unable to sleep, knowing that I have cheated on my income tax. I have reviewed my taxable income and have enclosed a check for $900. If I still can't sleep, I will send the rest."
"It's too hot to wear clothes today," said the husband stepping out of the shower. "What do you reckon the neighbors will think if I mow the lawn like this?"
"Probably that I married you for your money," answered his wife.
A guy is telling one of his colleagues at work: "You know, I never realized just how much my wife loved me until I was off sick last week. When the milkman and postman walked down the drive, she ran out and shouted excitedly: 'My husband's home!'"
After celebrating their 25th wedding anniversary with a romantic dinner at a restaurant, the wife thanked her husband for a wonderful evening.
"It's not over yet," he said, and once back at the house, he presented her with a little black velvet box. She opened it in eager anticipation, but found nothing more than two pills inside.
"What are these pills?" she asked, puzzled.
"Aspirin."
"But I don't have a headache."
"Gotcha!" he cried triumphantly.
A woman walked into a gun shop and asked for help in choosing a rifle "It's for my husband," she said.
"Okay," said the sales clerk. "Did he say what caliber he wanted?"
"No he didn't," said the woman. "In fact, he doesn't even know I'm going to shoot him yet."
An airplane was experiencing engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers return to their seats and prepare for an emergency landing.
A few minutes later, the pilot asked the flight attendants if everyone was buckled in and ready.
"All set back here captain," came the reply, "except the lawyers are still going around handing out business cards."
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