mornin all...ye gods..whats happening????first time this morning had to put the light on .......and have the heating on!! more coats on the bed woman!!!....and..Ive had a flowering Christmas cactus plant that Ive kept for 2 years..and it just starting to bud now..the world is going mad...right lets go with all the al issues and the problems that are happening in the world at the moment ..lets see if we can get a bit of a laff going amongst ourselves here!!so the first bit ..as always is tea and coffee on the right as you come in..oh and by the way...everyone seen the news?definitely aint gonna be Sir or Lord David Cameron...he should have checked the mike before he made his remarks!!for those who didnt get it ..here you go....
Prime Minister David Cameron has been caught revealing how the Queen “purred” with pleasure when he told her Scots had rejected independence.
The blundering PM remarks were picked up by TV mics on a trip to New York.
It is a major breach of royal etiquette which will cause fury in Scotland and Buckingham Palace.
Angry royal aides were forced to issue an unprecedented statement urging politicians not to drag Her Majesty into the bitter independence row at the height of the campaign.
Mr Cameron was trying to impress businessman and former Mayor of New York Michael Bloomberg when he made the remarks.
“The definition of relief is being the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom and ringing the Queen and saying ‘It’s alright, it’s okay’. That was something,” he said.
“She purred down the line.”
ok dokey on we go..
lets see..where shall we go first??? aha.....
morning pauly ...and how are you doing?hows Mr Rabbit?oops that doesnt sound too clever :H!but you know what I mean!!!!whereabouts did he chew thru the wire?is there enough to join it with a terminal block?so ..welcome to day 2...shall we see if this can be yer last day 2? got to go back and keep checking this ...the"y"on my puter isnt "y"ing when I press the key...wonder y
hiya pie ...and hows you this fine day?whats on the cards for you today then?...just for you ...
why did the pie go to the dentist? cos it needed a filling!! ok ok it wasnt reeeelly funny
hiya doglvr...welcome ..cmon in sit yersel doon..what happened?any advice /tips to stop it going pear shaped for others?anyways youre more than welcome..
hiya ppqp...(he says pulling his heels in, standing to attention and saluting smartly!)..one brew ..so the dice has not been thrown yet?personally ..and only personally speaking..think they are talking a load of boll.cks when they are talking about how a boss should act...for me a boss should be ..someone who can see the bigger picture,be proactive and not reactive,communicate well at all levels can delegate not abdicate.....AND get the best out of the workforce ..so if that means having a laff and a joke with the staff so be it..as long as both you and they are aware of your position and that at times it will be big stick scenario..its all about individual styles of management ....here we go again ...myers briggs and belbin!!!...main thing is ..ou said dont feel like you have a gun to your head any more...good work to live not vice versa!!
hiya Sam...how are you?? "exhausted??"ah forget it!!thank your good lady for her comments..plants that are/will be going in...spring cabbage,curly kale,welsh onions,snowball cauliflower,winter leeks,garlic,spring onions,japanese onions,lettuce in the greenhouse..and also depends on how the weather goes..sometimes you can get away with planting earlier,even by using cloches..the one thing I cant seem to grow is broccocli...you out veying again today?
hiya tt...hows you doing?all good ?take it you are pretty busy?
hiya sl..hows you this fine day?
hiya Lav.......bbt ..there you go ...glad the foots better..so no chance of a tandem dive then???
shops here are full of Chrissy crap already...and everywhere I look there seem to be thomas the tank advent calendars!!was going to get one but it costs more to post it than buying it!!any plans for today?
hi on the road Det... hope all is well with you
right peeps offski...no one answered yesterday!!......guess the programme ....."lets do it to them before they do it to us!!!"
A blind man was out walking with his seeing-eye dog when suddenly the animal paused and wet the man’s leg.
Bending down, the blind man stretched out his hand and patted the dog’s head. Having watched what happened, a bystander said, “Why are you patting him? That dog just peed on your leg!”
“I know,” said the blind man…, “but I gotta find his head before I can kick his butt.”
A guy had told all of his friends about the great steak he’d eaten downtown the day before. A group of them decided to head down and see if was really as large and delicious as he was making it out to be.
The group was seated in the back of the restaurant. After looking over the menu, they ordered and waited, hungrily, for their large, delicious pieces of gigantic steaks.
To their collective disappointment, the waiter brought out some of the smallest steaks they’d ever seen.
“Now see here,” the very embarrassed guy said to the waiter. “Yesterday when I came down here you served me a BIG, juicy, steak. Today, though, when I have my friends invited, you serve small miniature steaks! What is the meaning of this?”
“Yes, sir,” replied the waiter, “yesterday you were sitting by the window.”
A Blonde goes to the local novelty shop and finds a pair of x-ray glasses. He checks them out, but isn’t fully convinced they are worth $50. The salesman assures him that they work and that $50 is a great price. The blonde decides to buy them.
">On his way home, he puts on his new x-ray glasses and, bingo, he sees everyone in the street naked!
He takes them off for a moment, and everyone has their clothes on. Puts the glasses back on…everyone is naked! ‘Cool!’
As he arrives back home, he is eager to show his new toy to his wife but can’t find her. He goes up to the bedroom and finds his wife and some guy, naked in bed. He takes his glasses off, and the two are still naked. He puts them back on, and they are still naked.
He throws down the glasses in disgust and says, ‘Damn, I just paid fifty-bucks for these, and they’re already broken!’
One night, Murphy was walking home when, all of a sudden, a thief jumped on him. Murphy and the thief began to wrestle. They rolled about on the ground and Murphy put up a tremendous fight. However, the thief managed to get the better of him and pinned him to the ground.
The thief then went through Murphy’s pockets and searched him. All the thief could find on Murphy was 25 cents.
The thief was so surprised at this that he asked Murphy why he had bothered to fight so hard for 25 cents.
“Was that all you wanted?” Murphy replied, “I thought you were after the five hundred dollars I’ve got in me shoe!”
There are lots of ways to ruin a date. Here are a few things NOT to say on a date...
I really don't like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired.
I refuse to get cable. That's how they keep tabs on you.
I used to come here all the time with my ex.
Could you excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn't hear my voice on the answering machine every hour.
I really feel that I've grown in the past few years. Used to be I wouldn't have given someone like you a second look.
It's been tough, but I've come to accept that most people I date just won't be as smart as I am.
It was a quiet day on the Ark and Noah was getting bored, so he told his wife that he was going to relieve the tedium by going off on a fishing expedition.
pan style="font-family: Verdana;">"That's a good idea," she said. "You could do with a break."
Noah collected his equipment and set off, but thirty minutes later he was back and still complaining that he was bored.
His wife said: "I didn't expect you back so soon. If you're that bored, why did you stop fishing after only half an hour?"
Noah replied: "I only had two worms."
Two adjoining barber shops were in a fierce competition. One put up a sign advertising haircuts for $7. So the other put up a sign that read: "We repair $7 haircuts"
A minister went to his local golf coarse in the hopes of finding someone to play with. As luck would have it there was a member in the pro shop looking for a game, so they were introduced and headed for the first tee.
The member asked: "What's your handicap?"
"I'm a twelve said the minister."
"Me too," said the member. "Would you like to bet a dollar a hole?"
The minister agreed, and when they had finished their round, they retired to the clubhouse, where the minister solemnly handed over $18. As he parted with the cash, the minister said: "Say, I'd like you to come to the church some time."
The member replied: "Sure, I'd like that."
Then the minister added: "And bring your parents, I'd like to marry them."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGyKpx12d_E
Prime Minister David Cameron has been caught revealing how the Queen “purred” with pleasure when he told her Scots had rejected independence.
The blundering PM remarks were picked up by TV mics on a trip to New York.
It is a major breach of royal etiquette which will cause fury in Scotland and Buckingham Palace.
Angry royal aides were forced to issue an unprecedented statement urging politicians not to drag Her Majesty into the bitter independence row at the height of the campaign.
Mr Cameron was trying to impress businessman and former Mayor of New York Michael Bloomberg when he made the remarks.
“The definition of relief is being the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom and ringing the Queen and saying ‘It’s alright, it’s okay’. That was something,” he said.
“She purred down the line.”
ok dokey on we go..
lets see..where shall we go first??? aha.....
morning pauly ...and how are you doing?hows Mr Rabbit?oops that doesnt sound too clever :H!but you know what I mean!!!!whereabouts did he chew thru the wire?is there enough to join it with a terminal block?so ..welcome to day 2...shall we see if this can be yer last day 2? got to go back and keep checking this ...the"y"on my puter isnt "y"ing when I press the key...wonder y
hiya pie ...and hows you this fine day?whats on the cards for you today then?...just for you ...
why did the pie go to the dentist? cos it needed a filling!! ok ok it wasnt reeeelly funny
hiya doglvr...welcome ..cmon in sit yersel doon..what happened?any advice /tips to stop it going pear shaped for others?anyways youre more than welcome..
hiya ppqp...(he says pulling his heels in, standing to attention and saluting smartly!)..one brew ..so the dice has not been thrown yet?personally ..and only personally speaking..think they are talking a load of boll.cks when they are talking about how a boss should act...for me a boss should be ..someone who can see the bigger picture,be proactive and not reactive,communicate well at all levels can delegate not abdicate.....AND get the best out of the workforce ..so if that means having a laff and a joke with the staff so be it..as long as both you and they are aware of your position and that at times it will be big stick scenario..its all about individual styles of management ....here we go again ...myers briggs and belbin!!!...main thing is ..ou said dont feel like you have a gun to your head any more...good work to live not vice versa!!
hiya Sam...how are you?? "exhausted??"ah forget it!!thank your good lady for her comments..plants that are/will be going in...spring cabbage,curly kale,welsh onions,snowball cauliflower,winter leeks,garlic,spring onions,japanese onions,lettuce in the greenhouse..and also depends on how the weather goes..sometimes you can get away with planting earlier,even by using cloches..the one thing I cant seem to grow is broccocli...you out veying again today?
hiya tt...hows you doing?all good ?take it you are pretty busy?
hiya sl..hows you this fine day?
hiya Lav.......bbt ..there you go ...glad the foots better..so no chance of a tandem dive then???
shops here are full of Chrissy crap already...and everywhere I look there seem to be thomas the tank advent calendars!!was going to get one but it costs more to post it than buying it!!any plans for today?hi on the road Det... hope all is well with you
right peeps offski...no one answered yesterday!!......guess the programme ....."lets do it to them before they do it to us!!!"
A blind man was out walking with his seeing-eye dog when suddenly the animal paused and wet the man’s leg.
Bending down, the blind man stretched out his hand and patted the dog’s head. Having watched what happened, a bystander said, “Why are you patting him? That dog just peed on your leg!”
“I know,” said the blind man…, “but I gotta find his head before I can kick his butt.”
A guy had told all of his friends about the great steak he’d eaten downtown the day before. A group of them decided to head down and see if was really as large and delicious as he was making it out to be.
The group was seated in the back of the restaurant. After looking over the menu, they ordered and waited, hungrily, for their large, delicious pieces of gigantic steaks.
To their collective disappointment, the waiter brought out some of the smallest steaks they’d ever seen.
“Now see here,” the very embarrassed guy said to the waiter. “Yesterday when I came down here you served me a BIG, juicy, steak. Today, though, when I have my friends invited, you serve small miniature steaks! What is the meaning of this?”
“Yes, sir,” replied the waiter, “yesterday you were sitting by the window.”
A Blonde goes to the local novelty shop and finds a pair of x-ray glasses. He checks them out, but isn’t fully convinced they are worth $50. The salesman assures him that they work and that $50 is a great price. The blonde decides to buy them.
">On his way home, he puts on his new x-ray glasses and, bingo, he sees everyone in the street naked!
He takes them off for a moment, and everyone has their clothes on. Puts the glasses back on…everyone is naked! ‘Cool!’
As he arrives back home, he is eager to show his new toy to his wife but can’t find her. He goes up to the bedroom and finds his wife and some guy, naked in bed. He takes his glasses off, and the two are still naked. He puts them back on, and they are still naked.
He throws down the glasses in disgust and says, ‘Damn, I just paid fifty-bucks for these, and they’re already broken!’
One night, Murphy was walking home when, all of a sudden, a thief jumped on him. Murphy and the thief began to wrestle. They rolled about on the ground and Murphy put up a tremendous fight. However, the thief managed to get the better of him and pinned him to the ground.
The thief then went through Murphy’s pockets and searched him. All the thief could find on Murphy was 25 cents.
The thief was so surprised at this that he asked Murphy why he had bothered to fight so hard for 25 cents.
“Was that all you wanted?” Murphy replied, “I thought you were after the five hundred dollars I’ve got in me shoe!”
There are lots of ways to ruin a date. Here are a few things NOT to say on a date...
I really don't like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired.
I refuse to get cable. That's how they keep tabs on you.
I used to come here all the time with my ex.
Could you excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn't hear my voice on the answering machine every hour.
I really feel that I've grown in the past few years. Used to be I wouldn't have given someone like you a second look.
It's been tough, but I've come to accept that most people I date just won't be as smart as I am.
It was a quiet day on the Ark and Noah was getting bored, so he told his wife that he was going to relieve the tedium by going off on a fishing expedition.
pan style="font-family: Verdana;">"That's a good idea," she said. "You could do with a break."
Noah collected his equipment and set off, but thirty minutes later he was back and still complaining that he was bored.
His wife said: "I didn't expect you back so soon. If you're that bored, why did you stop fishing after only half an hour?"
Noah replied: "I only had two worms."
Two adjoining barber shops were in a fierce competition. One put up a sign advertising haircuts for $7. So the other put up a sign that read: "We repair $7 haircuts"
A minister went to his local golf coarse in the hopes of finding someone to play with. As luck would have it there was a member in the pro shop looking for a game, so they were introduced and headed for the first tee.
The member asked: "What's your handicap?"
"I'm a twelve said the minister."
"Me too," said the member. "Would you like to bet a dollar a hole?"
The minister agreed, and when they had finished their round, they retired to the clubhouse, where the minister solemnly handed over $18. As he parted with the cash, the minister said: "Say, I'd like you to come to the church some time."
The member replied: "Sure, I'd like that."
Then the minister added: "And bring your parents, I'd like to marry them."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGyKpx12d_E
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