mae all..welcome to the new hoose! 14 people posted yesterday..ok 14 posts ..whats that about??thats more than a long time!somebody giving something away for free or something??
weather over here is warm and rainy ...yep ..def midgie weather..was out yesterday and forgot me spray..now itching like mad!!!
lets have a cup of tea shall we?the good old brit solution to all the woes..oh and also coffee .finishing off the shower today..order loads of spares ...riser bar,new head..not for me..for the shower!!
door seals,handles..so todays job is to seal everything in..and then paint up test pieces for the kitchen..
ok enough talk of work ..makes me tired!!
evenink tt how are you?good day?yes Im with you..only drank on specific days and nights......those with a "Y" in them!! two and a quarter years ago last week..wow doesnt time fly!
mornin Lav..hows you today?hows business doing too?do you fit press studs too?cant find any where over here to fit heavy duty press studs to a jacket I use...had to buy my own from flea bay with the die set..so fitting them should be fun!!bbt there you go..plans for today?
hiya Sam...love the colours in that pic..how are you doing?all good?finished with the hay moving now?
hiya ppqp....hows you and heres a brew.....poetry at its best!!!glad Banff was enjoyable and all returned safe n sound..I read a lot...always have...was weaned on Agatha Christie and the likes of her!!have a grand day.
hi Pie..and how are you,
what today are you going to do,
any plans or people to see
or take the day as one two three.
prefer fiction/drama, crime with a plot..
true crime no.. not a lot
25 years looking after that sh.it
certainly dont want to read about it!!
so with these words all I ll say ,
no matter what ..have a nice day
hiya SF...How are you?welcome back...hows life treating you?all good I hope
hiya SL....glad you are doing ok...ok (bad english there!!)so you still get the odd thingy for booze....hey and so??the main thing is that you can deal with it succesfully which is what its all about..the other day I smelled ciggy smoke ..and for a brief moment thought that smells nice..now thats about 12 years ago at least I gave up..reaction?what are you on about you muppet ?move on and that was it!watched the Pride of Britain awards last night...couple of donors on there ..immediately thought of you..also a really top surgeon,and Prof Robert Winston..he is the one that presented Amy with her midwifery degree and colours???
well thats it,,,,, hump day today so for all our readers have a grand day..cya.
The CIA had an opening for an assassin.
After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were three finalists: two men and a woman.
For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair... kill her!"
The man said "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you are not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home."
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent said, "You don't have what it takes, so take your wife and go home."
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions... to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, and banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet.
The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping sweat from her brow. "This gun is loaded with blanks," she said. "I had to kill him with the chair."
Their CEO goes to an ad agency to inquire about creating a large billboard downtown. He meets with an account executive and explains his need: "We have a good business, but I just feel like most people have never heard of us. They just go down to one of these big box stores and buy whatever brand of nails they happen to have. I want people to know that "Western Nail Company" is the best brand out there, so I need a billboard that will immediately draw them in, showing them that we have been in business for many years, and produce the best nails in the market". The account executive thinks for a while, and replies "Tell you what: Let me go over some ideas with my creative director, and let's meet in a week". "Fine", says the CEO, "But I want that billboard up in 2 weeks". The following week, the CEO meets with the account executive, who pulls out a mockup of the proposed billboard. The CEO looks it over; it shows Jesus hanging from the cross, while two roman soldiers are looking up at him, smiling. One of them is saying to the other, "Good thing we used Western Nails!" The CEO is shocked: "What is this? I can't use this! I don't want people thinking that our nails were used to crucify Jesus Christ! Change the whole thing, and remember, I want that billboard up by next week!" The account executive replies, "Ok, ok, don't worry. We'll change the whole theme, and we definitely will not have your nails viewed in a negative light. We don't have time to meet again before going to print, but trust us, we know what you want." The CEO relaxes a bit, and agrees to the plan. The following Monday, the CEO is eagerly driving to work knowing the new billboard is posted along the way. He soon drives by it, and almost crashes his car in shock: It now shows a bare cross, with Jesus running away into the sunset, while the two roman soldiers angrily mutter to each other, "Damn! We should've used Western Nails!"
Check this out. I was at my bank today; there was a short line … just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady.
It was obvious she was more than just a little irritated … she was trying to exchange yen for dollars.
She asked the teller, ‘Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?’
The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, ‘Fluctuations.’
The Asian lady says, ‘Fluc you white people too!’
Q: Why did the blonde quit her restroom attendant job?
A: She couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer.
a wife goes on a retreat for work. When she returns, she finds a pair of panties in her dresser that do not belong to her.
Furious, she questions her husband. The husband says, "I have no idea where they came from -- I don't do the laundry!"
So, the wife goes to the maid and questions her. Indignant, the maid replies, "Madam, how should I know? These panties don't belong to me. I don't even wear panties -- just ask your husband!"
Tuesday morning - "Two Ryanair planes collide on runway."
Tuesday afternoon - "Ryanair introduce 'crash experience' surcharge."
Handing over my I.D. at the post office, the clerk blurts out, "You've worn a bit since this photo was taken."
"You're dead right love!" I replied. "I had it taken just before I joined your f.cking queue."
I've always been amazed at how long turtles can live.
Especially when their diet mainly consists of pizza and soft drinks.
weather over here is warm and rainy ...yep ..def midgie weather..was out yesterday and forgot me spray..now itching like mad!!!lets have a cup of tea shall we?the good old brit solution to all the woes..oh and also coffee .finishing off the shower today..order loads of spares ...riser bar,new head..not for me..for the shower!!
door seals,handles..so todays job is to seal everything in..and then paint up test pieces for the kitchen..ok enough talk of work ..makes me tired!!
evenink tt how are you?good day?yes Im with you..only drank on specific days and nights......those with a "Y" in them!! two and a quarter years ago last week..wow doesnt time fly!
mornin Lav..hows you today?hows business doing too?do you fit press studs too?cant find any where over here to fit heavy duty press studs to a jacket I use...had to buy my own from flea bay with the die set..so fitting them should be fun!!bbt there you go..plans for today?
hiya Sam...love the colours in that pic..how are you doing?all good?finished with the hay moving now?
hiya ppqp....hows you and heres a brew.....poetry at its best!!!glad Banff was enjoyable and all returned safe n sound..I read a lot...always have...was weaned on Agatha Christie and the likes of her!!have a grand day.
hi Pie..and how are you,
what today are you going to do,
any plans or people to see
or take the day as one two three.
prefer fiction/drama, crime with a plot..
true crime no.. not a lot
25 years looking after that sh.it
certainly dont want to read about it!!
so with these words all I ll say ,
no matter what ..have a nice day
hiya SF...How are you?welcome back...hows life treating you?all good I hope
hiya SL....glad you are doing ok...ok (bad english there!!)so you still get the odd thingy for booze....hey and so??the main thing is that you can deal with it succesfully which is what its all about..the other day I smelled ciggy smoke ..and for a brief moment thought that smells nice..now thats about 12 years ago at least I gave up..reaction?what are you on about you muppet ?move on and that was it!watched the Pride of Britain awards last night...couple of donors on there ..immediately thought of you..also a really top surgeon,and Prof Robert Winston..he is the one that presented Amy with her midwifery degree and colours???
well thats it,,,,, hump day today so for all our readers have a grand day..cya.
The CIA had an opening for an assassin.
After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were three finalists: two men and a woman.
For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair... kill her!"
The man said "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you are not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home."
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent said, "You don't have what it takes, so take your wife and go home."
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions... to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, and banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet.
The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping sweat from her brow. "This gun is loaded with blanks," she said. "I had to kill him with the chair."
Their CEO goes to an ad agency to inquire about creating a large billboard downtown. He meets with an account executive and explains his need: "We have a good business, but I just feel like most people have never heard of us. They just go down to one of these big box stores and buy whatever brand of nails they happen to have. I want people to know that "Western Nail Company" is the best brand out there, so I need a billboard that will immediately draw them in, showing them that we have been in business for many years, and produce the best nails in the market". The account executive thinks for a while, and replies "Tell you what: Let me go over some ideas with my creative director, and let's meet in a week". "Fine", says the CEO, "But I want that billboard up in 2 weeks". The following week, the CEO meets with the account executive, who pulls out a mockup of the proposed billboard. The CEO looks it over; it shows Jesus hanging from the cross, while two roman soldiers are looking up at him, smiling. One of them is saying to the other, "Good thing we used Western Nails!" The CEO is shocked: "What is this? I can't use this! I don't want people thinking that our nails were used to crucify Jesus Christ! Change the whole thing, and remember, I want that billboard up by next week!" The account executive replies, "Ok, ok, don't worry. We'll change the whole theme, and we definitely will not have your nails viewed in a negative light. We don't have time to meet again before going to print, but trust us, we know what you want." The CEO relaxes a bit, and agrees to the plan. The following Monday, the CEO is eagerly driving to work knowing the new billboard is posted along the way. He soon drives by it, and almost crashes his car in shock: It now shows a bare cross, with Jesus running away into the sunset, while the two roman soldiers angrily mutter to each other, "Damn! We should've used Western Nails!"
Check this out. I was at my bank today; there was a short line … just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady.
It was obvious she was more than just a little irritated … she was trying to exchange yen for dollars.
She asked the teller, ‘Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?’
The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, ‘Fluctuations.’
The Asian lady says, ‘Fluc you white people too!’
Q: Why did the blonde quit her restroom attendant job?
A: She couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer.
a wife goes on a retreat for work. When she returns, she finds a pair of panties in her dresser that do not belong to her.
Furious, she questions her husband. The husband says, "I have no idea where they came from -- I don't do the laundry!"
So, the wife goes to the maid and questions her. Indignant, the maid replies, "Madam, how should I know? These panties don't belong to me. I don't even wear panties -- just ask your husband!"
Tuesday morning - "Two Ryanair planes collide on runway."
Tuesday afternoon - "Ryanair introduce 'crash experience' surcharge."
Handing over my I.D. at the post office, the clerk blurts out, "You've worn a bit since this photo was taken."
"You're dead right love!" I replied. "I had it taken just before I joined your f.cking queue."
I've always been amazed at how long turtles can live.
Especially when their diet mainly consists of pizza and soft drinks.
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