mae all ..from a dark and dreary Saddleworth moor !it is pitch black outside ...heating is on ....what???
so how is everyone today ?all good ...despite the fact it is Monday o clock?slept a bit better last night tho not great...quite a busy week this week.....out early TWT,so itll be short posts Im afraid....ok then tea and coffee available on request from the management.
morning det...firstly apologies for not congratulating you on 90 days...well done on that...just that at 3am my brain isnt in fully function mode!!keep it up my friend..is dx chuffed both you and she should be..stay on the path.
tt ...evening...whats with the pengwings?as for being smarter by being 12 hrs ahead???please convince me why
what are you doing this week then?yes it getting a wee bit nippier up here for us sunny side up folks....
hiya Lav..big brew time..yep 2hrs doesnt cut it for me either..def need more sleep...but brain is whizzing roond at 100mph..take it dinner was a success?any plans for today?have a good one.
hiya ppqp...hows you then?watched that vid again..hope I didnt put you on the spot when I asked if you were in it?ok question for you...which is harder to look after...the kids or seniors???it is some big project that....some nice timbers there too that I could usefreight would be a bit steep tho...big brew for work ..now that I have see what your up to...
hiya SL......how are you?thats quite an interesting post you put up...also the one about the break from mwo..ok lets be honest..yes at times it does seem that mwo has taken over your life..this is me Im talking now..and yes sometimes think could I do with out the site?and yes I get cheesed off at times and yes it does at times feel like a pain to post and yes despite being retired I do feel too busy at times....
if iM honest yes I could live without this site...but I do it thru choice...and that choice is something I didnt have when I was on the booze..so I feel that I want to give something back and help if poss others to bin it off...does that make sense...and yes in the earlier days I too thought hey thats it well done move on..but dont forget you are undoing a lot of al /brain links situations etc in a short space of time..its like painting a wall or something ..one coat and you think the jobs done..but when you look close up and examine it ..you see it isnt as perfect as it looks..and needs more time and effort..see the verbal stream of ... you have unleashed now!!!
as for wishing you had a parner with you today at school....take with you the thought that we are all with you..and as well you know..you can share our thoughts and feeling here either on public or private forum...so chin up lady...things will be fine!!
hiya Sam and hows you today?how did the evening go yesterday ?a booze free ceilidh? whats on the menu today then?
yo G ..hows you my man?...you like a good march on the streets ?me personally ..dont mind march,april may or any of them as long as they are good uns!! have a grand day!!
right folks its hi ho time..so off we go ..have a good one!
"I have a dream that someday we will be able to get all the sicko's and unstable elements of society in one place, where their activity can be monitored twenty four seven. " Said the police commissioner at a rally when a voice piped up from the back,
"it's already been done mate, ever heard of Facebook? "
I called my mate and said, "I've got two hot girls coming over tomorrow, and all they want to do the whole day is be naughty and eat cakes. Do you fancy coming round?"
"F.cking right I do," he replied.
"Good," I said, "because I'm crap at baking."
When I die I want all the people I've ever worked with on group projects to lower me in the ground, just so they can let me down one last time
A Jehovah's Witness knocked on my door earlier so I let him in.
"Please have a seat." I said as I went to put the kettle on.
After about five minutes I returned with a nice cup of tea and said,
"Right mate,so what would you like to talk about?"
"I've havent got a clue," he replied, "I've never got this far."
A wealthy playboy met a beautiful young girl in an exclusive lounge. He took her to his lavish apartment where he soon discovered she was not a tramp, but was well groomed and apparently very intelligent.
Hoping to impress her, he began showing her his collection of expensive paintings, first editions by famous authors and offered her a glass of wine.
He asked whether she preferred Port or Sherry and she said,
“Oh, Sherry by all means. To me, it’s the nectar of the gods. Just looking at it in a crystal-clear decanter fills me with a glorious sense of anticipation. When the stopper is removed and the gorgeous liquid is poured into my glass, I inhale the enchanting aroma and I’m lifted on the wings of ecstasy. It seems as though I’m about to drink a magic potion and my whole being begins to glow. The sound of a thousand violins being softly played fills my ears and I’m transported into another world. Port, on the other hand, makes me fart.”
A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and 20 wrappers strewn all around the front yard.
The door of his wife’s car was open, and so the front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog. Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall.
In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing.
In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, break fast food was spilled on the counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the floor a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door.
He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife.. He was worried she might be ill, or that something serious had happened.
He was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way out the bathroom door.
As he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy soap and more toys thrown over the floor. Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap and tooth paste had been smeared over the mirror and walls.
As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in the bed in her pajamas, reading a novel.
She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day went.
He looked at her bewildered and asked, ‘What happened here today?’
She again smiled and answered, ‘You know every day when you come home from work and you ask me what in the world I do all day?’
‘Yes, ‘ was his incredulous reply.
She answered, ‘Well, today I didn’t do it…’
A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town’s most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.
“Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn’t you like to give back to the community in some way?”
The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, “First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?”
Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, “Um … no.”
The lawyer interrupts, “or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?”
The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology, but was interrupted again.
“or that my sister’s husband died in a traffic accident,” the lawyer’s voice rising in indignation, “leaving her penniless with three children?!”
The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, “I had no idea…”
On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again, “So if I don’t give any money to them, why should I give any to you?”
so how is everyone today ?all good ...despite the fact it is Monday o clock?slept a bit better last night tho not great...quite a busy week this week.....out early TWT,so itll be short posts Im afraid....ok then tea and coffee available on request from the management.
morning det...firstly apologies for not congratulating you on 90 days...well done on that...just that at 3am my brain isnt in fully function mode!!keep it up my friend..is dx chuffed both you and she should be..stay on the path.
tt ...evening...whats with the pengwings?as for being smarter by being 12 hrs ahead???please convince me why
what are you doing this week then?yes it getting a wee bit nippier up here for us sunny side up folks....hiya Lav..big brew time..yep 2hrs doesnt cut it for me either..def need more sleep...but brain is whizzing roond at 100mph..take it dinner was a success?any plans for today?have a good one.
hiya ppqp...hows you then?watched that vid again..hope I didnt put you on the spot when I asked if you were in it?ok question for you...which is harder to look after...the kids or seniors???
it is some big project that....some nice timbers there too that I could usefreight would be a bit steep tho...big brew for work ..now that I have see what your up to...hiya SL......how are you?thats quite an interesting post you put up...also the one about the break from mwo..ok lets be honest..yes at times it does seem that mwo has taken over your life..this is me Im talking now..and yes sometimes think could I do with out the site?and yes I get cheesed off at times and yes it does at times feel like a pain to post and yes despite being retired I do feel too busy at times....
if iM honest yes I could live without this site...but I do it thru choice...and that choice is something I didnt have when I was on the booze..so I feel that I want to give something back and help if poss others to bin it off...does that make sense...and yes in the earlier days I too thought hey thats it well done move on..but dont forget you are undoing a lot of al /brain links situations etc in a short space of time..its like painting a wall or something ..one coat and you think the jobs done..but when you look close up and examine it ..you see it isnt as perfect as it looks..and needs more time and effort..see the verbal stream of ... you have unleashed now!!!
as for wishing you had a parner with you today at school....take with you the thought that we are all with you..and as well you know..you can share our thoughts and feeling here either on public or private forum...so chin up lady...things will be fine!!
hiya Sam and hows you today?how did the evening go yesterday ?a booze free ceilidh? whats on the menu today then?
yo G ..hows you my man?...you like a good march on the streets ?me personally ..dont mind march,april may or any of them as long as they are good uns!! have a grand day!!
right folks its hi ho time..so off we go ..have a good one!
"I have a dream that someday we will be able to get all the sicko's and unstable elements of society in one place, where their activity can be monitored twenty four seven. " Said the police commissioner at a rally when a voice piped up from the back,
"it's already been done mate, ever heard of Facebook? "
I called my mate and said, "I've got two hot girls coming over tomorrow, and all they want to do the whole day is be naughty and eat cakes. Do you fancy coming round?"
"F.cking right I do," he replied.
"Good," I said, "because I'm crap at baking."
When I die I want all the people I've ever worked with on group projects to lower me in the ground, just so they can let me down one last time
A Jehovah's Witness knocked on my door earlier so I let him in.
"Please have a seat." I said as I went to put the kettle on.
After about five minutes I returned with a nice cup of tea and said,
"Right mate,so what would you like to talk about?"
"I've havent got a clue," he replied, "I've never got this far."
A wealthy playboy met a beautiful young girl in an exclusive lounge. He took her to his lavish apartment where he soon discovered she was not a tramp, but was well groomed and apparently very intelligent.
Hoping to impress her, he began showing her his collection of expensive paintings, first editions by famous authors and offered her a glass of wine.
He asked whether she preferred Port or Sherry and she said,
“Oh, Sherry by all means. To me, it’s the nectar of the gods. Just looking at it in a crystal-clear decanter fills me with a glorious sense of anticipation. When the stopper is removed and the gorgeous liquid is poured into my glass, I inhale the enchanting aroma and I’m lifted on the wings of ecstasy. It seems as though I’m about to drink a magic potion and my whole being begins to glow. The sound of a thousand violins being softly played fills my ears and I’m transported into another world. Port, on the other hand, makes me fart.”
A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and 20 wrappers strewn all around the front yard.
The door of his wife’s car was open, and so the front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog. Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall.
In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing.
In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, break fast food was spilled on the counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the floor a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door.
He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife.. He was worried she might be ill, or that something serious had happened.
He was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way out the bathroom door.
As he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy soap and more toys thrown over the floor. Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap and tooth paste had been smeared over the mirror and walls.
As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in the bed in her pajamas, reading a novel.
She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day went.
He looked at her bewildered and asked, ‘What happened here today?’
She again smiled and answered, ‘You know every day when you come home from work and you ask me what in the world I do all day?’
‘Yes, ‘ was his incredulous reply.
She answered, ‘Well, today I didn’t do it…’
A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town’s most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.
“Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn’t you like to give back to the community in some way?”
The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, “First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?”
Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, “Um … no.”
The lawyer interrupts, “or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?”
The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology, but was interrupted again.
“or that my sister’s husband died in a traffic accident,” the lawyer’s voice rising in indignation, “leaving her penniless with three children?!”
The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, “I had no idea…”
On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again, “So if I don’t give any money to them, why should I give any to you?”
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