right t n coffee on the go...
mornin lav..hows you then? all good whats the csa?usually bbt for you ..hows about a trade off?some mushroom soup for a hooge brew?nope all electrics will be done tomorrow ..including a wall mounted extractor fan...not by me I hasten to add!!whats the plan for today then?
hiya pauly ..hows you then?no carnival ?how come not?mebbes you could have started your own!!what you doing for the weekend?any plans?you working?if so ..dont forget the big insane grin!!
hiya SL....hows you doing?feelin any better?that light is gettin closer....anything doing for the weekend?if not on call at least you will get some down time ...make some !just have a you moment recharge those batteries..
hiya tt and hows you this evenink? your weekend will almost have started now...quiet one for you?
hi shades..hows you..welcome if you r staying
hiya det ..hows the nomad then?all good despite doing yer tortoise impressions ..your house is where you stop!!good on you for the no booze show .....ermm it isnt you puttin garlic in chocolate for the kidz is it?
hiya sf..and I thought I kept some mad hours..sure it wasnt speed you were taking??stair climber at 1 am!!glad youre chilled out with the universe now and not tied up in the corporate image.
right folks shot n sharp ..big waveto all our reglars who werent here yesterdayy ..take it easy n have a grand day one n all
btw..its byrdies birthday today thread in the general section...she wanted a quiet one .....errrmmm nope!!!
I find the new blonde girl in our office really nosy and a tad creepy.
Last night she kept turning round to stare at me while I was following her home.
After our elderly Labrador died, my wife said it would be hard getting used to life without him.
So, to make her feel better, I got up early this morning, and did a huge crap on the carpet.
The Police have been asked for a comment following the explosion at the firework factory in Stafford.
Their chief said, "Ooooooohhhhh" and "Aaaaaaaaahhhh".
Apple employees used to bend over backwards for their ex-CEO, Steve Jobs.
Wonder if they will do the same for their current CEO, Tim Cook.
I'm sick to death of these nuisance phone calls every night," I said. "Is there any way to stop them?"
"Well, you could try drinking in a pub that your missus hasn't got the phone number for."
I have to say, this Government's policy on NHS waiting times is really effective.
By the time their GP appointment comes round, most people have either recovered or died.
I've kept my New Year's resolution of going to work with my bicycle every day.
It's a pain in the arse to get it in the boot though.
I like lying in the bath.
I don't put any water in, I just sit there telling myself ridiculous untruths.
All this talk about robots taking over from soldiers is absurd
...i mean, whos ever gonna dip robots in their boiled eggs.
"No, you can forget it were not having a Labrador. " Yelled my wife.
"Oh yes we f.cking are, " I yelled back as I poked both her eyes out.
The kids will be outside tomorrow night, looking like the living dead and knocking on the neighbours' doors begging for food.
It's not for Halloween; the missus and me just fancy a night in on our own again.
I had to leave the army because my childish commanding officers kept getting me in trouble.
Major Look and Major Stare.
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