mae all..how are we today then?all good I hope...well its an important day today..firstly been married 3 years today....been together for 24..we werent ever going to get married..but when I nearly fell off the earth ,it made us realise that if I had croaked,then Julie would not have got any of my pensions or lump sum from either the prison service or the army..which kinda peed me off a wee bit..you are talking a goodly bit of money here..and it would all have reverted back to the govenment...yeh right it was..and because the future health wise was a bit uncertain for me ..we did the biz.
Secondly today is Guy Fawkes day..now for those of you who do not know..here you go..
Four hundred years ago, in 1605, a man called Guy Fawkes and a group of plotters attempted to blow up the Houses of Parliament in London with barrels of gunpowder placed in the cellars.he was caught and hanged for treason.......and rightly so...but not for treason but for failing!!personally I would on success given him a medal and a world travel pass to go and do few more of them in!!
right history lesson over..gotta bit of a problem that need to find out if anyone else has the same...with this site ,when I open it up on the puter,it opens ok ..but as you can see that right hand side has got a window pane on it with advertisments on it..(pics at the end..)which makes it really strange to post as everything then goes to length as opposed to width if you get my meaning..and when you try to send a pm..it ends up about 3 words wide and miles long..is there a way to get rid of that pane so that it easier to post.
cmon puter whizz kids get ye thinking caps on......
brew time ..here you go ..big pot of t n coffee
hiya Sam...yep your pic was the same last week mate..agreed Icould click on them before and enlarge em ..now I have to make them message board size..again there must be a certain way to do them...another one for the compooter literates..what and how to do it..was going to write idiots guide but to be pc.....a simplistic guide.........for idiots!!
what you up to today then?we had a frost last night here ...put covers over the leeks and parsnips to save them..hows the greenhouse doing?
hiya ppqp ..big brew ..glad the auld noggin has got itself togevver...when is this audit coming up that you were talking about ..or has it been n gone?whats your weather like?
hiya Pauly..hows you today?if ou are cooking for everyone ..erm can you add me to your list?Im sure Julie would love to just ignore the kitchen..but it faces you ..no way of escape!!
hiya SL..glad the smiley fizzog is back on .....will keep my eye open re poppies and let you know..also sent you a message..oh and guess what ..its your 9th month ..wow hasnt that flown by?
hiya Lav...best of luck at the dentist today.....sounds like you had a purty (like it??)busy day yesterday..bbtime...Christmas gifts??? bit early isnt it ..or is it just me that does last minute.com!
have a great day.
hiya det ...hows you on your travels today?ok Ihope doing well matey..keep at it!
right folks ...good few missing yesterday 6 replies 291 views .about roughly speaking that a 1.84562137% participation..
someone will work that out for real...be honest..was it you??have a great day folks see what I mean about that right hand panel?anyideas to shift it?
According to serving suggestions, I'm a family of four
What do you call a man who claims to eat nothing but beef?
A bullsh.tter.
Yesterday I ran into my ex. He said that he would buy me a new iPhone if I spend the night with him. Men are such jerks!
Sent from my iPhone6.
My wife got a flu jab yesterday.
I always get a bit irritable when I've got a really bad cold.
I made the classic mistake of trying to smoke a cigarette the wrong way round when I was drunk.
To avoid embarrassment I just laughed it off as I pulled it out of my backside
I was driving late at night with the missus when a car coming the other way blinded me with his headlights on full beam.
"Fecking flash the ignorant git!" the missus demanded.
By the time I got my willy out my pants, he'd already passed us.
People often say I'm condescending. In case you dont know,that means I talk down to people.
Boy: "I got an F in arithmetic."
Father: "Why?"
Boy: "The teacher asked 'How much is 2×3?' and I said '6'"
Father: "But that's right!"
Boy: "Then she asked me 'How much is 3×2?'"
Father: "What's the fecking difference?"
Boy: "That's exactly what I said!"
Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home.
One boy throws his bag out the window.
Teacher: who just threw that?!
Boy: Me! I’m going home now.
In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth...
After that, everything else was Made in China.
Imagine if your fridge did what you do to it everyday. Every half hour it goes to your room opens the door, and stares at you for 5 minutes then leaves.
Secondly today is Guy Fawkes day..now for those of you who do not know..here you go..
Four hundred years ago, in 1605, a man called Guy Fawkes and a group of plotters attempted to blow up the Houses of Parliament in London with barrels of gunpowder placed in the cellars.he was caught and hanged for treason.......and rightly so...but not for treason but for failing!!personally I would on success given him a medal and a world travel pass to go and do few more of them in!!
right history lesson over..gotta bit of a problem that need to find out if anyone else has the same...with this site ,when I open it up on the puter,it opens ok ..but as you can see that right hand side has got a window pane on it with advertisments on it..(pics at the end..)which makes it really strange to post as everything then goes to length as opposed to width if you get my meaning..and when you try to send a pm..it ends up about 3 words wide and miles long..is there a way to get rid of that pane so that it easier to post.
cmon puter whizz kids get ye thinking caps on......
brew time ..here you go ..big pot of t n coffee
hiya Sam...yep your pic was the same last week mate..agreed Icould click on them before and enlarge em ..now I have to make them message board size..again there must be a certain way to do them...another one for the compooter literates..what and how to do it..was going to write idiots guide but to be pc.....a simplistic guide.........for idiots!!
what you up to today then?we had a frost last night here ...put covers over the leeks and parsnips to save them..hows the greenhouse doing?
hiya ppqp ..big brew ..glad the auld noggin has got itself togevver...when is this audit coming up that you were talking about ..or has it been n gone?whats your weather like?
hiya Pauly..hows you today?if ou are cooking for everyone ..erm can you add me to your list?Im sure Julie would love to just ignore the kitchen..but it faces you ..no way of escape!!
hiya SL..glad the smiley fizzog is back on .....will keep my eye open re poppies and let you know..also sent you a message..oh and guess what ..its your 9th month ..wow hasnt that flown by?
hiya Lav...best of luck at the dentist today.....sounds like you had a purty (like it??)busy day yesterday..bbtime...Christmas gifts??? bit early isnt it ..or is it just me that does last minute.com!
have a great day.
hiya det ...hows you on your travels today?ok Ihope doing well matey..keep at it!
right folks ...good few missing yesterday 6 replies 291 views .about roughly speaking that a 1.84562137% participation..
someone will work that out for real...be honest..was it you??have a great day folks see what I mean about that right hand panel?anyideas to shift it?
According to serving suggestions, I'm a family of four
What do you call a man who claims to eat nothing but beef?
A bullsh.tter.
Yesterday I ran into my ex. He said that he would buy me a new iPhone if I spend the night with him. Men are such jerks!
Sent from my iPhone6.
My wife got a flu jab yesterday.
I always get a bit irritable when I've got a really bad cold.
I made the classic mistake of trying to smoke a cigarette the wrong way round when I was drunk.
To avoid embarrassment I just laughed it off as I pulled it out of my backside
I was driving late at night with the missus when a car coming the other way blinded me with his headlights on full beam.
"Fecking flash the ignorant git!" the missus demanded.
By the time I got my willy out my pants, he'd already passed us.
People often say I'm condescending. In case you dont know,that means I talk down to people.
Boy: "I got an F in arithmetic."
Father: "Why?"
Boy: "The teacher asked 'How much is 2×3?' and I said '6'"
Father: "But that's right!"
Boy: "Then she asked me 'How much is 3×2?'"
Father: "What's the fecking difference?"
Boy: "That's exactly what I said!"
Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home.
One boy throws his bag out the window.
Teacher: who just threw that?!
Boy: Me! I’m going home now.
In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth...
After that, everything else was Made in China.
Imagine if your fridge did what you do to it everyday. Every half hour it goes to your room opens the door, and stares at you for 5 minutes then leaves.
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