hiya Lav ..hows you today then?sounds like you are getting some pretty rough weather too...certainly got a bit of pressie shopping to do havent you?you forgot a birthday too...mine !! ok so its a wee while away but nothing like being prepared!!bbt and have a great day...anything happening this weekend?
hiya Sam...well done on the plastic getting fitted ..sound like you just got it done in time!!those colours are gawjus!!!
hiya pauly ..hows you today then?yep Julie is getting a wee bit fed up with the kitchen now methinks..this weekend everything gets moved into the garage..microwave ,slo cooker etc...me... told her to treat it as an adventure..like a camping holiday...not amused was madam!!
hiya ppqp ..hows you today then?all good?as far as brother coming up to dismantle it all ...nope I did it this morning...will do the base units monday....are you at your dads this weekend?fried mushrooms on toast ..luvverly..only thing missing is Lea and Perrins sauce!
hiya SL..how are you feeling today?any better? an hr meeting? great fun..kinda in the same bracket as watching paint dry !!you getting yourself out for the weekend?hows the running doing?
hiya SF ...hows you today then ? all ok hopefully....best of luck with proving to the school..bloody ridiculous that you have to though....
right peeps ..time to bid you all a fond farewell ..have a great weekend and take care ......coupla pics I took the other day...cant work out how to enlarge them any ideas folks?
I've just been to my local B&Q store.
"Where are all your tools? I asked.
"Over there" replied the assistant pointing to a group of people in orange and black aprons.
The family of Lord Lucan, the British peer who disappeared without trace 40 years ago have revealed they have just received a message from him after all this time.
It read : "Did I remember to cancel the milk and turn the gas off?"
I don't feel safe in this pub - I'm worried about who its clientele tend to be.
I mean, I've never seen anyone use syringes as darts before.
Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.
The inventor of predictive text has died.
His funfair will be hello on Sundial.
Did you know that most bank robbers are actually inspirational, motivational speakers?
Why else would they always say, "Reach for the sky."
A policeman knocked on my door this morning.
"You've been accused by your neighbour of taking some raw potatoes, onions and pepper from her garden," he said. "What can you make out of it?"
"A potato soup," I replied, "Do you want some?"
A dentist's patients are being checked over after his poor practice was revealed by a whistleblower.
Well, not a whistleblower as such, a pensioner with very badly fitted dentures.
Police hunting for a tiger near Paris have roped off a woodland.
Because tigers are famously confused by barriers made from a length of rope.
Comment