mae all ...and how are things with you all today ? all good i hope ...really tired at the mo...nodded off last night about 4 times..in the end gave up ,went to bed ..and yep woke up about 3..think im turning into a bat...plasterer cant get here till thursday ..so really couldve left turning the kitchen into a cave for a couple of days more !!!quite sad really ...I actually dont mind it..Julie thinks Im nuts ..but hey thats nowt new...been making floorboards this morning...to fix the bodge job that was left by the proffessionals!!!
ok tea and coffee on the go ..oh yes and bovril....
hiya Lav..how are you ? wow the weather sounds a bit iffy for you at the moment...that 100 yr old house ...suppose its all relative really...now me I've got the opposite outlook from pauly...100 yrs is not that old over here..my view on old is 16/1700 s.....and to be honest houses of that age are usually built more solid than anything in the last 2 centuries over here ..after all most of the housing was built for a purpose ..that mainly being slum clearing,so the houses were chucked up as quick as poss...How did the eye appt go?and the best of luck for the craft fair today...heres a hooge brew to take with you..
hiya pauly...hows you today?are you feeling any better?!I feel pretty much the same to be honest..cant get motivated to exercise...think Ive got too much on ..or trying to do too much at once!!went fro a run last week ,and enjoyed it...its the kick in the ass I need to start me!!as for the drinking..take it a day at a time...dont be worrying about the hols
hiya pengy/toots/tt how are you this fine day?all good ..expect you are busy....
hiya SL.....hows you then?still got monday itits...or we now on to toosday itits.......but maybe youre doing well!!so are you in the office today as well?
hiya ppqp ...hows you today then?so you dont mind the idea of the opticians?youve got your eye on him???
ok I thought it was funny!yep kitchen is virtually shelled now...got to figure out the electrical wiring yet..what a pile of crap it is!! borsch...yum yum count me in!!!
hiya sunflower and hows you today then?wonder why we arent like animal ..and just hibernate for the winter!!
right peeps time to go..so take it easy and have a good day..
I worked on a toll road, answering the phone, collecting money and issuing toll tickets. One Thanksgiving Day, a woman called to ask about road conditions on the turnpike. After I said everything was A-okay, she told me a friend was coming for dinner. Then came the stumper. “If my friend just left from exit twelve,” she asked, “what time should I put the turkey in?”
A wise Chinese man once said,
"If a dog barks it's undercooked"
A man walks into a library and asks for a book on 'Finding Bigfoot'.
The librarian directs him to the large print section.
When a disaster strikes and people refer to the damage as an act of God I think we need to bill the churches since they're in direct communication anyways.
I can't take Scientology seriously. It's the belief that humans were brought to earth by aliens on a spaceship carried by two massive lizards, which landed in a volcano and dispersed humans throughout the world. Then the aliens take off, and the lizards go and hide under the sea in massive caves.
Add two Italian plumbers to that and you've got the first five levels of Super Mario!
"You're never here anymore!" my wife moaned. "I can't remember the last time you were here for breakfast with me and the kids."
"Be fair love," I said. "You knew the risks when you married a cop!"
"But you got sacked seven f.cking years ago!"
I answered the phone and it was the wife's therapist,
"I'm sorry, she cant come to the phone, she has a lot on her plate at the moment, " I said,
"I'm sorry to hear that, is she not so well again? " She asked,
"no, she's fine " I replied, "the fat git is just having her dinner."
After he examined my genitals he thankfully gave me the all clear. I shook his hand and left with a real spring in my step.......
And to think that priests have a bad reputation.
Slow PC?
Improve the processor speed by resting your head in your hands and whispering c'Mon for f.cks sake
Latest health news.....
Bird flu is back if you feel unwell with a high temperature the best thing is to take paracetamol and go to bed....If you start getting into a flap for no apparent reason call an ambulance
It's ironic that discus isn't a sport that many people talk about.
BAM! I am officially green now!
Well, sort of. I finally figured out how to steal electricity from my neighbours.
ok tea and coffee on the go ..oh yes and bovril....
hiya Lav..how are you ? wow the weather sounds a bit iffy for you at the moment...that 100 yr old house ...suppose its all relative really...now me I've got the opposite outlook from pauly...100 yrs is not that old over here..my view on old is 16/1700 s.....and to be honest houses of that age are usually built more solid than anything in the last 2 centuries over here ..after all most of the housing was built for a purpose ..that mainly being slum clearing,so the houses were chucked up as quick as poss...How did the eye appt go?and the best of luck for the craft fair today...heres a hooge brew to take with you..
hiya pauly...hows you today?are you feeling any better?!I feel pretty much the same to be honest..cant get motivated to exercise...think Ive got too much on ..or trying to do too much at once!!went fro a run last week ,and enjoyed it...its the kick in the ass I need to start me!!as for the drinking..take it a day at a time...dont be worrying about the hols
hiya pengy/toots/tt how are you this fine day?all good ..expect you are busy....
hiya SL.....hows you then?still got monday itits...or we now on to toosday itits.......but maybe youre doing well!!so are you in the office today as well?
hiya ppqp ...hows you today then?so you dont mind the idea of the opticians?youve got your eye on him???
ok I thought it was funny!yep kitchen is virtually shelled now...got to figure out the electrical wiring yet..what a pile of crap it is!! borsch...yum yum count me in!!!hiya sunflower and hows you today then?wonder why we arent like animal ..and just hibernate for the winter!!
right peeps time to go..so take it easy and have a good day..
I worked on a toll road, answering the phone, collecting money and issuing toll tickets. One Thanksgiving Day, a woman called to ask about road conditions on the turnpike. After I said everything was A-okay, she told me a friend was coming for dinner. Then came the stumper. “If my friend just left from exit twelve,” she asked, “what time should I put the turkey in?”
A wise Chinese man once said,
"If a dog barks it's undercooked"
A man walks into a library and asks for a book on 'Finding Bigfoot'.
The librarian directs him to the large print section.
When a disaster strikes and people refer to the damage as an act of God I think we need to bill the churches since they're in direct communication anyways.
I can't take Scientology seriously. It's the belief that humans were brought to earth by aliens on a spaceship carried by two massive lizards, which landed in a volcano and dispersed humans throughout the world. Then the aliens take off, and the lizards go and hide under the sea in massive caves.
Add two Italian plumbers to that and you've got the first five levels of Super Mario!
"You're never here anymore!" my wife moaned. "I can't remember the last time you were here for breakfast with me and the kids."
"Be fair love," I said. "You knew the risks when you married a cop!"
"But you got sacked seven f.cking years ago!"
I answered the phone and it was the wife's therapist,
"I'm sorry, she cant come to the phone, she has a lot on her plate at the moment, " I said,
"I'm sorry to hear that, is she not so well again? " She asked,
"no, she's fine " I replied, "the fat git is just having her dinner."
After he examined my genitals he thankfully gave me the all clear. I shook his hand and left with a real spring in my step.......
And to think that priests have a bad reputation.
Slow PC?
Improve the processor speed by resting your head in your hands and whispering c'Mon for f.cks sake
Latest health news.....
Bird flu is back if you feel unwell with a high temperature the best thing is to take paracetamol and go to bed....If you start getting into a flap for no apparent reason call an ambulance
It's ironic that discus isn't a sport that many people talk about.
BAM! I am officially green now!
Well, sort of. I finally figured out how to steal electricity from my neighbours.
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