mae folks..quick jump in ...its pouring doon wi rain outside and Im for the off...just painted the wood in the kitchen,then if I get time when I come home,second coat on ceiling,first coat on the wall..then kitchen in starting tomorrow...hope all well at naebooze.com...off to get p.ssed wet through..who is mad..have a great day one and all
The best part about Russian Roulette is that unlike other forms of gambling, you can only get addicted if you're a winning player.
What's the most difficult thing about playing golf with your wife?
Saying, "Nice shot honey..." 250 times.
Do you want to buy a broken barometer? No pressure..
Q1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis; would you recommend that she have an abortion?
Read the next question before scrolling down to the answer of this one.
Q2: It is time to elect the world leader, and your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three leading candidates:
Candidate A
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks quite a few martinis a day.
Candidate B
He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a great deal of whisky every evening.
Candidate C
He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and hasn't had any extramarital affairs.
Which of these candidates would be your choice? Decide first.
No peeking!!!
Then, scroll down for the answer.
Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt
Candidate B is Winston Churchill
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler
and by the way, the answer to the abortion question—if you said yes, you just killed Beethoven.
Just booked two seats for a flight to New York.
That's the wife sorted, better buy mine now.
20141123_052457.jpg20141123_052552.jpg this mornins work...plaster still not fully dry!!
The best part about Russian Roulette is that unlike other forms of gambling, you can only get addicted if you're a winning player.
What's the most difficult thing about playing golf with your wife?
Saying, "Nice shot honey..." 250 times.
Do you want to buy a broken barometer? No pressure..
Q1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis; would you recommend that she have an abortion?
Read the next question before scrolling down to the answer of this one.
Q2: It is time to elect the world leader, and your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three leading candidates:
Candidate A
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks quite a few martinis a day.
Candidate B
He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a great deal of whisky every evening.
Candidate C
He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and hasn't had any extramarital affairs.
Which of these candidates would be your choice? Decide first.
No peeking!!!
Then, scroll down for the answer.
Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt
Candidate B is Winston Churchill
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler
and by the way, the answer to the abortion question—if you said yes, you just killed Beethoven.
Just booked two seats for a flight to New York.
That's the wife sorted, better buy mine now.
20141123_052457.jpg20141123_052552.jpg this mornins work...plaster still not fully dry!!
dunno why,well hello to all,hope everyone has a nice Sunday
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