tea n coffee on the go
mornin Lav..how are you ..take it you had the whole gang over?time for a rest today now!!here you go ..big brew time! dishes done feet up!!
hiya Sam..hows you doing mate?did you have a good thanks giving?dont be so disappointed in yourself cos of the booze thingy...it happens...the main thing is you dealt with it...life is choices..all the way thru..you made the right one mate..it is strange tho..now I can quite easily pick a bottle of booze up ,open it ,smell it and still have no inclination to drink it ..and yet other times could quite easily neck a bottle if I allowed myself to...as for the kitchen ..no I never built the units..to be fair I could have but not in the allotted time scales..Xmas would have been in the garage!!but even so to get the carcasses fitted level/flush etc takes a bit of doing ..speshully for a donut like moi!!
hiya ppqp..hows you?hows the cold doing?you just take it easy today..take it if you are no better you wont be at your dads this weekend?big brew for you too...
hiya SL....hows you today?good job on the run well done..yorkshire puddings??whats that all about?best of both worlds you!!Poppy came today ..still got some genuine tower of London mud on it..took a pic of it will put it up later when google decide to save it..see people have been trying to sell them on ebay ..ebay have now banned them..
hiya Det..hows you?so chuffed I aint lying anywhere near you ...garlic brussel sprouts bacon ..oh boy .why not chuck some mushy peas in too..oh and buy a kite too....for all that wind!!!
tt..the wainwright of the southern hemisphere...more jollies..just as well you like travelling ....or do you???be safe and enjoy it
hiya pauly...how are you feeling today?any better?I would seriously consider not taking any meds that are lying about..I recall hurting my back a few years ago..and took some painkillers that werent mine...I was off my face for about 3 days..it was morphine..apparently I was really obnoxious ..now can you believe that\|?????..so honestly I would think carefully bout that one..
right folks back to the salt mines pour moi..have a great day everyone..and enjoy the weekend...big shout to those not here
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I see that Katie Price has just brought out her memoirs, which run to 400 pages.
Although, to be fair, 350 of those pages are just games and puzzles.
I bought a Christmas jumper with Penguins on but had to take it back.
When the chocolate melted they all fell off.
Tried using some fish oil today.
says its makes your joints stronger.
Didnt find out though.
They were too soggy to light up.
I have an evil masterplan;
I'm going to drill a huge hole through the Moon and thread a massive piece of string through it.
Then I will finally be able to conker the World.
MOTORISTS: Avoid getting prosecuted for using your phone whilst driving. Simply pop your mobile inside a large shell and the police will think you are listening to the sea.
McDonald's: Make your brown carrier bags green in colour so they blend in with the countryside after they've been thrown out of car windows.
BOIL an egg to perfection without costly egg timers by popping the egg into boiling water and driving away from your home at exactly 60 mph. After three miles, phone your wife and tell her to take the egg out the pan.
CAR thieves: Don't be discouraged when nothing is on view. All the valuables may be hidden in the glove box or under a seat.
PREVENT burglars stealing everything in the house by simply moving everything in the house into your bedroom when you go to bed. In the morning, simply move it all back again.
The wife said when she broke wind in her yoga class, she got so embarrassed she didn't know where to look.
Of course you wouldn't, woman. It's a fart - they're invisible.
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