just having a brew the noo...anyone else?
love the pics SL...Really smart....try this site for curry recipes http://allrecipes.co.uk/recipes/tag-...y-recipes.aspx
hiya ppqp ..hows you feeling ?better ihope ..did you get the snow?
hiya Sam..yes will be glad to get to normal..hope the market goes good for you mate...
hiya Lav..chief cookie maker hows you today?better after this brew??yep black Friday madness here ..people getting injured for a few quid off...dont know why they just dont riot n go looting..thats what they do in London ..then theyll get them for nowt!!:happy2 what are you up to today then??
hiya Pauly how are you today?any better ..?are you working today?...
right back to the grindstone..have a good one ..will try and pop in later...
I opened the curtains this morning and noticed a young bloke at my doorstep. I was expecting him to knock, but he just stood there, facing upwards with his eyes closed, silently whistling as his hips swayed and his foot tapped rhythmically.
I'm not having this, I thought, and quickly yanked the door open only to be violently headbutted, completely without warning.
My own fault really..
The handle was caught on his earphones.
"Right, Mrs Boatcumsin, Can I take your first name"?
"Wendy".
One of my customers, an elderly gentleman comes in every morning always happy, so i said to him one day
"George, you're always smiling, whats your secret? "
He replied in his usual gritting his teeth voice,
" Smiling? Its my dentures, they're too big for my f.cking mouth.
An African lady called Betty came into my restaurant and asked "Is there any chicken on the menu?"
I replied "No black Betty, it's ham or lamb."
I have today purchased a box that gives me free sky viewing for life.
Or a " house with no fecking roof you daft git" As my wife called it.
My first trip to the gym yesterday was going pretty well.
I managed 100 calories down in the first ten minutes.
Then the manager told me to get out and take the rest of my Happy Meal with me
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