morn Lav..hows you?still got that ess en ow wubbleyou stuff coming down?did your girls get over to see you? cyber shopping?nah not for me..no room for haggling?..how much??..your having a laff..could by a new one for that!! pound notes speak volumes!!! here you go ..big brew...gratis !!
hiya Sam.....pretty smart that map....couldnt see where x marks the spot tho!!market day today?
hiya pauly..how are you doing?feeling any better?my opinion now..if you could get an activity or hobby/sport you would feel a lot better...appreciate that you are mad busy...but find time ..its in there..when you are doing the same thing day in day out it kinda wears you down ..nowt to look forward too..and then you start to feel rough..now if you had something to look forward to.....mebbe only a thought...
hiya SL..hows you today apart from getting that crap e-mail..what a load of rubbish..its so poorly put together ..
it is an expectation....really???it is party ..you will attend,you will enjoy yourself,and by the way ,because you are so irresponsible we are capping your drink tickets..to 2 ..the fact that you can buy your own is immaterial!!nothing to do with money!!make sure you watch each other,cos we will be watching you watching each other..all transplants are on hold for that period of time..oh and just in case anyone does get the odd drinky poo over the top there are lifts and rooms provided..(notice ..not paid for!!) lastly have a great evening...the perfect opportunity to be where you dont want to be,chat shit with someone you dont know,wish to know,yeh right count me out..love to turn up ..but my pet frog has just had puppies and needs tending to!!..call me cynical... grumpy old man!! gimme your phone number ..will give you the "urgently needed at home now" phone call !!if you want
hiya ppqp....glad you are feeling a wee bit better..here you go ..chicken soup..makes you feel grand!!glad you feel strong enough to deal with your ex..strangley enough...dont hear from mine..mind you it was 20 odd years ago!!! think she s a welder on a trawler in the North Sea :hahaha:
hiya SF..how are you doing?all good?see what youre missing ?all the corporate fun of the office party at Christmas too....now what more licence could you need to behave like a complete muppet??(not you as in personally by the way!)
righty ho peeps tis time I was hammering and banging and making working noises see yall laters...
So Kim Jong-un is claiming he personally hacked into Sony's servers in retaliation to them broadcasting a spoof interview.
Is there no end to this Olympic gold Medallist's talent?
I asked my doctor, "Why am I always so fat."
"Its because of your diet," he told me.
He must be a rubbish doctor because I have never even been on a diet.
The Government is warning against a new wave of phone fraud scams. To combat this it is setting up a new anti-fraud advisory service. This will have a monthly subscription of £17.50. Victims will also be able to report attempts to scam them on the special victim hotline; calls will be charged at £2.50 per minute.
I'm not saying I've been unlucky again,
But I was playing air guitar and I broke a string.
'm getting really fed up with those lazy gits I meet while I'm walking through town.
Why can't they put the leaflets in the f.cking bin instead of handing them to me to do?
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