morn all ..how are we today then ?all good?all chrissy shopping done then?I nearly have...ok I thought about it...been out getting some old roofing slates this mornin..going to make them into potstands etc..save the worktops getting marked..and also dont look too bad either..ok enough yapping on we go..
morning lav...wow what a weekend you mustve had!!!time to get back to normal!!!big brew comin your way!!what they say is "its cold enough to freeze the balls of a brass monkey"now if you look that lot up there are all sorts of ideas where the saying originally came from...includin you good ol us of a!!
hiya sl..well how did the party go ..was it one of those look at the smile not the eyes jobs?no problems?any performers there that made you think..jeez that couldve been moi?just saw your second post...well done you..yep you should be chuffed with yourself..nae wee men bangin drums in yer heed this mornin!!!good for you...
hiya tt ..how are you this fine evening?all good ?what are you going to do with the other bottle of wine?secret santa .here we come!!!I got rid of a watch like that!!
hiya ppqp...and how are you today then?did you enjoy yesterday with mil?you i n work today or will you be able to take it easy and not go out driving?stay in with a brew and watch the wureld go by...
hiya sam ..ta for starting the fwed orf yesterday!!what on today then?a market perhaps?
right folks..back to scrubbing reclaimed roof tiles in the bath ...while the coast is clear!!!!have a great day..
Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
A: An Impasta
Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?
A: An Investigator
Q: What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?
A: Every morning you'll rise and shine!
Q: "What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?"
A: "You can't tuna fish."
The best way to get your true weight is to get on the scales naked.
Which is why I'm no longer allowed in my local Wal mart
Petrol prices hit an all-time low today, as I just drove off without paying.
My wife kicked me out last night for being drunk and out of control.
F.cking pathetic allowing women to be bouncers anyway.
morning lav...wow what a weekend you mustve had!!!time to get back to normal!!!big brew comin your way!!what they say is "its cold enough to freeze the balls of a brass monkey"now if you look that lot up there are all sorts of ideas where the saying originally came from...includin you good ol us of a!!
hiya sl..well how did the party go ..was it one of those look at the smile not the eyes jobs?no problems?any performers there that made you think..jeez that couldve been moi?just saw your second post...well done you..yep you should be chuffed with yourself..nae wee men bangin drums in yer heed this mornin!!!good for you...
hiya tt ..how are you this fine evening?all good ?what are you going to do with the other bottle of wine?secret santa .here we come!!!I got rid of a watch like that!!
hiya ppqp...and how are you today then?did you enjoy yesterday with mil?you i n work today or will you be able to take it easy and not go out driving?stay in with a brew and watch the wureld go by...
hiya sam ..ta for starting the fwed orf yesterday!!what on today then?a market perhaps?
right folks..back to scrubbing reclaimed roof tiles in the bath ...while the coast is clear!!!!have a great day..
Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
A: An Impasta
Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?
A: An Investigator
Q: What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?
A: Every morning you'll rise and shine!
Q: "What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?"
A: "You can't tuna fish."
The best way to get your true weight is to get on the scales naked.
Which is why I'm no longer allowed in my local Wal mart
Petrol prices hit an all-time low today, as I just drove off without paying.
My wife kicked me out last night for being drunk and out of control.
F.cking pathetic allowing women to be bouncers anyway.
Comment