good morning all...and how are things in the world with you today?hope all is well..ok hands up all those that have done their chrimbo shopping..says he sticking his hands deeply in his pockets!!pouring down with rain today..so make sure you werar the right clothes...went for a bit of a run yesterday ..in the rain...and enjoyed it..mad or what?
ok then on we go lets see where we go...brew is on...
hiya tt....how are you ..this evening?you slowing down now for chrimbo?
hi pauly ...hows things with you today then ..are you feeling any better rtoday at all?hows you chrimbo shop going?
mornin Sam...whats on the agenda for you today?do you still do the markets over the festive season?
hiya SL...not bad for someone that said they wouldnt be able to do it!day 300 today it was actually dtd that reminded me but congratulations...brilliant onwards and upwards!!.hey thats a great way to start 2015!!nowt wrong with that ..jammies and ice cream...sorted!! are you home next year?
hiya 3.142 or 22/7 ...how are you ..great to see you again ..whats this ..bumpy road?? hope things are starting to smooth out for you...whats more you did it without booze....so a really big well done to you ...hope to see you here more...
hiya Lav...you must be a mind reader!!!guess what room is on the agenda next year? toilet not the bathroom...but next door to each other ..its only a wee room..pardon the pun..so it hopefully wont take a lot to do..biggest problem is its tiled so have to get them off the wall and plaster it....so you have to sort out the seasonal demands ....heres a big brew...its only 4.30 am..your time so reckon you can get a coupla hours more kip before an early start!!
hiya det..how are you doing ..glad you are living the booze free way....couldnt imagine all that driving with hangover and feeling rubbish
hiya ppqp..how are you this fine day?just got a message from my mate ..he is a truck driver in Calgary..he is stuck in the Badlands?wherever that is..hey so you won at cards?be watching out for you in Vegas next!!hey Il l be in my pjs at new year..aint intending to go out on the razz anywhere...glad the computer is ok ..fingers crossed.
right my jolly bunch of booze busting beauties..time to go....so have a good day one and all...
So hackers got hold of a script for the upcoming James Bond sequel.
I reckon they've wasted their time.
If you really want to know what happens in the new James Bond film, just watch every other James Bond film.
My boss called me in his office. "One of your subordinates, Yu Ping, has gone over your head and filed a formal complaint against you, citing workplace bullying and racism."
"There shouldn't still be a problem," I replied, "I gave him a crybaby form to fill out last week when he came whining to me about it."
Apparently Morrissey left the UK because he thought there were too many foreigners here.
Not sure what he expected to find elsewhere.
Where does a Jamaican composer live?
In D flat.
Former President George W. Bush about his painting hobby: "Never paint your wife or your mother."
"It's almost impossible to get the paint out of their hair."
I think we're having turkey for Christmas this year.
The one my wife bought last year has finally defrosted.
It's great to be Russian.
For instance, my wife, she just asked me for some money to go shopping. By the time she gets to the store, she won't be able to afford anything.
I was fired from my job for not having sufficient knowledge of the workplace.
After three hours I finally found the exit.
NASA's Curiosity rover has found evidence of methane gas on Mars. Not only does this mean life is possible there, but also whatever form they take, martians fart.
This Xmas I've bought the perfect gift to show I care,
eye wash.
I couldn't believe it when I saw my mate Neil in the pub with a girl.
"Why are you so shocked?" He asked. "You were the one who told me to get a girlfriend."
"I did. I just didn't expect it to be mine."
Dick Cheney was out hunting one day; he had all the gear, the jacket the boots and the double-barreled shotgun. As he was climbing over a fence, he dropped the gun and it went off, right on his penis. So he went to the doctor and got put under the gas. When he woke up, he found that the doctor had done a marvelous job repairing it. When he was completely awake and ready to go home, the doctor gave him a business card. "This is my brothers card. I'll make an appointment for you to see him." Cheney asks, "Is your brother a doctor too?" The doctor replies, "No, he plays the flute. He'll show you where to put your fingers so you don't pee in your eye."
An accountant and his neighbor went to the Natural History museum one day. While standing near the dinosaur he said to his neighbor: "This dinosaur is two billion years and ten months old". "Where did you get this exact information?" "I was here ten months ago, and the guide told me that the dinosaur is two billion years old."
Two rednecks go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment - the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods. I mean they spend a fortune! The first day they go fishing, but they don't catch anything. The same thing happens on the second day, and on the third day. It goes on like this until finally, on the last day of their vacation, one of the men catches a fish. As they're driving home they're really depressed. One guy turns to the other and says, "Do you realize that this one lousy fish we caught cost us fifteen hundred bucks?" The other guy says, "Wow! Then it's a good thing we didn't catch any more!"
ok then on we go lets see where we go...brew is on...
hiya tt....how are you ..this evening?you slowing down now for chrimbo?
hi pauly ...hows things with you today then ..are you feeling any better rtoday at all?hows you chrimbo shop going?
mornin Sam...whats on the agenda for you today?do you still do the markets over the festive season?
hiya SL...not bad for someone that said they wouldnt be able to do it!day 300 today it was actually dtd that reminded me but congratulations...brilliant onwards and upwards!!.hey thats a great way to start 2015!!nowt wrong with that ..jammies and ice cream...sorted!! are you home next year?
hiya 3.142 or 22/7 ...how are you ..great to see you again ..whats this ..bumpy road?? hope things are starting to smooth out for you...whats more you did it without booze....so a really big well done to you ...hope to see you here more...
hiya Lav...you must be a mind reader!!!guess what room is on the agenda next year? toilet not the bathroom...but next door to each other ..its only a wee room..pardon the pun..so it hopefully wont take a lot to do..biggest problem is its tiled so have to get them off the wall and plaster it....so you have to sort out the seasonal demands ....heres a big brew...its only 4.30 am..your time so reckon you can get a coupla hours more kip before an early start!!
hiya det..how are you doing ..glad you are living the booze free way....couldnt imagine all that driving with hangover and feeling rubbish
hiya ppqp..how are you this fine day?just got a message from my mate ..he is a truck driver in Calgary..he is stuck in the Badlands?wherever that is..hey so you won at cards?be watching out for you in Vegas next!!hey Il l be in my pjs at new year..aint intending to go out on the razz anywhere...glad the computer is ok ..fingers crossed.
right my jolly bunch of booze busting beauties..time to go....so have a good day one and all...
So hackers got hold of a script for the upcoming James Bond sequel.
I reckon they've wasted their time.
If you really want to know what happens in the new James Bond film, just watch every other James Bond film.
My boss called me in his office. "One of your subordinates, Yu Ping, has gone over your head and filed a formal complaint against you, citing workplace bullying and racism."
"There shouldn't still be a problem," I replied, "I gave him a crybaby form to fill out last week when he came whining to me about it."
Apparently Morrissey left the UK because he thought there were too many foreigners here.
Not sure what he expected to find elsewhere.
Where does a Jamaican composer live?
In D flat.
Former President George W. Bush about his painting hobby: "Never paint your wife or your mother."
"It's almost impossible to get the paint out of their hair."
I think we're having turkey for Christmas this year.
The one my wife bought last year has finally defrosted.
It's great to be Russian.
For instance, my wife, she just asked me for some money to go shopping. By the time she gets to the store, she won't be able to afford anything.
I was fired from my job for not having sufficient knowledge of the workplace.
After three hours I finally found the exit.
NASA's Curiosity rover has found evidence of methane gas on Mars. Not only does this mean life is possible there, but also whatever form they take, martians fart.
This Xmas I've bought the perfect gift to show I care,
eye wash.
I couldn't believe it when I saw my mate Neil in the pub with a girl.
"Why are you so shocked?" He asked. "You were the one who told me to get a girlfriend."
"I did. I just didn't expect it to be mine."
Dick Cheney was out hunting one day; he had all the gear, the jacket the boots and the double-barreled shotgun. As he was climbing over a fence, he dropped the gun and it went off, right on his penis. So he went to the doctor and got put under the gas. When he woke up, he found that the doctor had done a marvelous job repairing it. When he was completely awake and ready to go home, the doctor gave him a business card. "This is my brothers card. I'll make an appointment for you to see him." Cheney asks, "Is your brother a doctor too?" The doctor replies, "No, he plays the flute. He'll show you where to put your fingers so you don't pee in your eye."
An accountant and his neighbor went to the Natural History museum one day. While standing near the dinosaur he said to his neighbor: "This dinosaur is two billion years and ten months old". "Where did you get this exact information?" "I was here ten months ago, and the guide told me that the dinosaur is two billion years old."
Two rednecks go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment - the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods. I mean they spend a fortune! The first day they go fishing, but they don't catch anything. The same thing happens on the second day, and on the third day. It goes on like this until finally, on the last day of their vacation, one of the men catches a fish. As they're driving home they're really depressed. One guy turns to the other and says, "Do you realize that this one lousy fish we caught cost us fifteen hundred bucks?" The other guy says, "Wow! Then it's a good thing we didn't catch any more!"
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