morning all ..tis I ..the bad penny is here...so how are you all today then?reason as I said didnt put in an appearance,was as you probably know every so often I get downers on me,and its a case of trying to snap out of it..started a post and when Iread it back it looked like fuel for the "depression "fire so I didnt bother..yes I go through all the same thoughts as everyone else ,mortality,being fed up,health,finance..(lets be honest..a Jock not bothering about money..now that is an illness!!)as sl said without naming me ..statins make me physically and mentally ill so cant take them..anyways this is getting boring ..turning into a why me story!!!! never managed to get the tiles yesterday,thumb is still there ..think Im going to lose the nail tho..it ripped one side out of its bed ...oh and its raining too..so now that we are all cheeried up lets move on..going to have a brew..gotta mouth like an arabs flip flop!!
t n coffee on the go..
hiya Sam.....so how does that one work then.."went for a LOOK with the missus" no coinage involved????you already for chrimbo mate?
hiya SL...forget Dr Gupta...Im sure you remember Hilary Jones on the radio as the doc over here..isnt it strange?none of them actually say dont drink..its always safely ,wisely etc and yet I dont ever recall smoke wisely,safely dont binge smoke!! yes you will get wee thoughts every now and again...I wonder just the one ..really could do with a drink...but the trick is you have now got the tools to fix that...Amy is away to look at Bassetlaw hosp ..Notts..think there are possibly 2 jobs there...
hiya tt...hows you today?things any better?thank you for your friendship ..it is appreciated ..and that goes for you all..never mind the moggy ..you can chuck me in the car and drive me past the ocean in the sunshine!!!
hiya Lav..well is the big list diminishing?time for a brew?have you got a house full at xmas?i bet you have..make sure they are on the washing up rosta!!
hiya pauly...how are you then...hows the new phone?still messin with it?you all set for chrimbo?..includin the mindset for nae booze dot com??just take it easy ..you will be fine....
hiya ppqp..how are you ..take it you are on holiday now??enjoy it
dtd ..seein as you pop in every now n again just thouht I would ask how you were? all good.
right folks ..moscow time......so orf we go now..have a great day.....
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Imagine if your fridge did what you do to it everyday. Every half hour it goes to your room opens the door, and stares at you for 5 minutes then leaves.
I was just sitting around, doing nothing, when I was arrested for impersonating the President of the United States.
Me: Is there a problem officer?
Cop: You were swerving alot back there
Me: Well I had 8 beers officer
Cop: Thats no excuse to let your wife drive
The closest that I've gotten to murder: Holding Oreos under the milk until the bubbles stop...
You might be a redneck if you've been married 3 times and you still have the same in laws
A Redneck scientist is on project about cockroach and its behavior.
He puts cockroach on table n shouts RUN. it starts running.
He picks it again and cuts out front 2 legs n shouts RUN . Cockroach again runs this time slower.
He then chop out his 2 middle legs and shouts RUN. Cockroach scrambles it very slowly.
He then chops remaining 2 legs and shouts RUN. Poor creature don't move at all.
He summarises in end - Cockroach becames deaf if you chopout his legs .....!!!!!
A redneck had become a major buyer of a furniture company in Alabama. The company sent him to buy some new lines of furniture in France, they gave him three days to buy the furniture. The redneck went over there on the first day and closed the deal with a furniture manufacturer, so he had two days left. He decided to go to a bistro and have some wine, he sat down had a glass and he sees a very good looking woman across the room and motions her so come over there, and the woman started to speak to him in french so put his hand up to hush her up, and he drew a picture of a wine glass and she nods her head and he orders her a glass of wine and they continue to talk this way, he then draws some food and she nods her head so they go to restaurant and he orders two plates of pasta and they continue to talk through drawing. When the redneck hears some music playing he draws a picture of two stick figures dancing, and she nods her head and they start dancing. So when they stop dancing the woman draws a picture of a four post bed, and till this day that redneck does not know how she knew he was in the furniture business.
Dear Algebra
please stop asking us to find your x
she is not coming back
Every morning, I jog around my block 15 times. Then I pick up the block and put it back in my toy chest.
t n coffee on the go..
hiya Sam.....so how does that one work then.."went for a LOOK with the missus" no coinage involved????you already for chrimbo mate?
hiya SL...forget Dr Gupta...Im sure you remember Hilary Jones on the radio as the doc over here..isnt it strange?none of them actually say dont drink..its always safely ,wisely etc and yet I dont ever recall smoke wisely,safely dont binge smoke!! yes you will get wee thoughts every now and again...I wonder just the one ..really could do with a drink...but the trick is you have now got the tools to fix that...Amy is away to look at Bassetlaw hosp ..Notts..think there are possibly 2 jobs there...
hiya tt...hows you today?things any better?thank you for your friendship ..it is appreciated ..and that goes for you all..never mind the moggy ..you can chuck me in the car and drive me past the ocean in the sunshine!!!
hiya Lav..well is the big list diminishing?time for a brew?have you got a house full at xmas?i bet you have..make sure they are on the washing up rosta!!
hiya pauly...how are you then...hows the new phone?still messin with it?you all set for chrimbo?..includin the mindset for nae booze dot com??just take it easy ..you will be fine....
hiya ppqp..how are you ..take it you are on holiday now??enjoy it
dtd ..seein as you pop in every now n again just thouht I would ask how you were? all good.
right folks ..moscow time......so orf we go now..have a great day.....
20141221_085708.jpg20141221_082705.jpg
Imagine if your fridge did what you do to it everyday. Every half hour it goes to your room opens the door, and stares at you for 5 minutes then leaves.
I was just sitting around, doing nothing, when I was arrested for impersonating the President of the United States.
Me: Is there a problem officer?
Cop: You were swerving alot back there
Me: Well I had 8 beers officer
Cop: Thats no excuse to let your wife drive
The closest that I've gotten to murder: Holding Oreos under the milk until the bubbles stop...
You might be a redneck if you've been married 3 times and you still have the same in laws
A Redneck scientist is on project about cockroach and its behavior.
He puts cockroach on table n shouts RUN. it starts running.
He picks it again and cuts out front 2 legs n shouts RUN . Cockroach again runs this time slower.
He then chop out his 2 middle legs and shouts RUN. Cockroach scrambles it very slowly.
He then chops remaining 2 legs and shouts RUN. Poor creature don't move at all.
He summarises in end - Cockroach becames deaf if you chopout his legs .....!!!!!
A redneck had become a major buyer of a furniture company in Alabama. The company sent him to buy some new lines of furniture in France, they gave him three days to buy the furniture. The redneck went over there on the first day and closed the deal with a furniture manufacturer, so he had two days left. He decided to go to a bistro and have some wine, he sat down had a glass and he sees a very good looking woman across the room and motions her so come over there, and the woman started to speak to him in french so put his hand up to hush her up, and he drew a picture of a wine glass and she nods her head and he orders her a glass of wine and they continue to talk this way, he then draws some food and she nods her head so they go to restaurant and he orders two plates of pasta and they continue to talk through drawing. When the redneck hears some music playing he draws a picture of two stick figures dancing, and she nods her head and they start dancing. So when they stop dancing the woman draws a picture of a four post bed, and till this day that redneck does not know how she knew he was in the furniture business.
Dear Algebra
please stop asking us to find your x
she is not coming back
Every morning, I jog around my block 15 times. Then I pick up the block and put it back in my toy chest.
our tree is so damn dry the ornaments are sagging
at least it's almost over, hello Lav,Sam,Det,PPQ,SL and SF(wish she would check in) man the sleep fairy totally flew past my house last nite! I'm exhausted, getting through today will be a miracle
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