me ....its brew time so on we go...
hiya SL...hny....hows things today?wee tear in the een eh?..hope all is well for you today.....hows the weans?there you go ..words from the past!! have a great day..any plans? save us some of that broth ..mmmmm
hiya Molly and the same to you...hope all is well in your household...same time same place next year x
hiya pie...hny to you..bums aint big..you notice how I sorta generalised that?..porsches are small!!!you have a great day..and all the best for this year.
hiya Lav...hny and a big brew....was looking on you tube about chicken pen proofing ..might be worth your while
hiya pauly...hny...well they all got sare heeds???how did you get on?ok I hope ..make loadsa noise this morning!!
hiya sam...hny to you ..take it youre out with the cattle today? Im just watching them in the fields outside here.
tt hny to you ..hope all is well ..mind you in upside down land with your time zones its almost July!!!:congratulatory:have you done your ny resolutions?
hiya ppqp ..hny ..glad things are slowly getting together for you and son...whats on the agenda for today then?
det..hny mate wherever you are
right folks jokes it is ..before sam gets jonesed out!!!
have a great day one and all.....
Knighthood for the father of Viagra
Arise Sir John Thomas
My girlfriend is always stealing my t-shirts and sweaters...
But if I take one of her dresses, suddenly "we need to talk".
It's only my first day at the gym and I already lost 5 lbs.
Seriously, I have no idea where I misplaced those weights
I stopped a drug dealer in the street last night and said, "Do you have any illegal drugs on you?"
"None of your business, mate." he replied.
"I'll think you'll find it is my business," I said, showing him my badge.
"Oh right," he said, "You're 21 today, why didn't you say!?"
Me and my girlfriend are really worried that our parents will never approve of our relationship.
Especially our dad.
I saw a bloke from my office on top of a multi-storey car park, threatening to jump off, so I asked a police officer if I could go up and talk to him.
"We've got specially trained officers talking to him right now, it's best if you wait down here," he said.
"Dave," I shouted up. "It's me, Pete from work. Will you move over just a little bit? You're directly above my car."
Who do the ghostbusters call when they're in trouble?
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